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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Stole Something? If So Say In The Comments (Closed)

I stole a fidget spinner from a store when I was young.

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#1

Yeah, I used to steal alot when I was a teenager. Clothes, jewelry, knick knacks, cheap c**p from the mall. However, the most substantial thing I stole was approximately $1200 from my grandmothers husband, (or maybe my mom, I'll explain). My grandmother died when I was 17, and her money, which was around $35,000 (which we had NO idea she had that much) went to Don (her husband). However, he wasn't able to take care of himself. He was in his 90's and had several medical issues, so my mother became his caregiver and was made power of attorney. A good portion of the money was used for his expenses and eventually senior housing, but there was still alot left. I forged my mother's signature on a withdrawal slip and went to the bank drive through because I knew that this bank was pretty lackadaisical. I would take out $100 here, $50 there...i did this for several months. I'm not proud of it. However, my grandmother's husband was a horrible person who abused my grandmother. I do feel bad that I took the money because it eventually went to my mother after he passed. We were poor growing up. My mother worked 2 jobs to care for us. She did get a nice chunk of change, and I did tell my mother was I did about 10 years later. She just laughed.

Final score:

4points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

But at least I you had a good reason!

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#2

I shoplifted a button once because I wanted to know what it felt like and I still feel guilty about it.

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3points

#3

Once in my life. A toy ship at a raffle stand when I was 10. I have always loved ships and everything maritime related. Remember thinking something on the lines of "no one us going to appreciate it", I just took it. No one caught me or even noticed it was missing. My parents just assumed I had won it. I had it for years until someone stole it at a pool party. Guess it is true, then... No honor among thieves...

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2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

#4

A car when I was 6. And a candy bar when I was 5. The candy bar was an accident. It was in my hands and I thought my mom knew and had paid for it. The car was just a really complicated situation with an a-hole neighbor. No charges were filed in either case though.

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1point

TKA 2 years ago

I hope the car was a toy car 😂

1point

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#5

A highlighter, postcard, pen and a pencil. Took it all at once still have it now

Final score:

1point

MacKenzie Moore 2 years ago

*audible gasp* you rebel!

1point

#6

A lavender miniature soap ball when I was little. The minute I got in the car I knew my mom would know. She had these pull down trays on the back seats so I squished it in one of those. After that I have no idea what happened to the evidence but I didn't sleep well I'm pretty sure.

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1point

#7

A piece of sea glass.

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1point

Lizard Queen (Submission author) 2 years ago

(When I was 5)

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#8

Once found a mega pack of toilet paper under a cart in the grocery store parking lot (like 40 rolls), so I took it. Also found bags left outside the mall in the parking lot. Took them. Turned out to be games and clothes and stuff. Nothing expensive. Ended up returning it to the mall

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1point

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#9

Not really about me but when I was 11, me and my dad were stocking up for a movie night at a gas station. Just some snacks/sweets. I don't know exactly how it happened, but we left without paying for some of them. By the time we went back to pay for them (a couple weeks later?), he was banned.
He didn't know this so he ended up getting arrested. He's a big black man so it didn't go over very well. Everybody was super sh*tty and racist.
It was pretty horrible.

Final score:

0points

#10

Yes. Never from the store that I recall. I mean unless you count the fallen fake flower heads in hobby lobby or dollar tree. I was in school at a UIL competition and while in line [2cd grade] I picked up two candies and pretended i already paid for the other earlier (I was in that line two times already). I felt crazy bad about and never told nobody. I ended up sharing though... with someone I disliked.

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0points

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#11

I stole a bottle of sprinkles in elementary school. I ate the whole thing.

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0points

#12

Nice try copper!

I know there is no 'statute of limitations' on any crimes in the UK!

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0points

#13

Cotton candy scented body spray

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0points

#14

I stole a blue thong with cherries 🍒 on the front because my mom wouldn't let me buy them... I think I was 13 or 14 years old. Shame on myself.

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0points

#15

Starbucks gift cards
I liked the designs, so I took them
Never put any money in them tho

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0points

GenderGander (Submission author) 2 years ago

I felt guilty so I stopped. I still think the designs are pretty

0points

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#16

658 pencils. And a guinea pig (I can explain!)

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Grace Austin 2 years ago

I wanna hear about the Guinea pig-

3points

#17

I stole stuff from my sis as a kid, does that count?

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Happi doggi (all pronouns) 2 years ago

Nah we are preprogrammed to do that

1point

#18

Expo markers when I was like 6

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#19

I stole a blue rock that was worth like 5 cents from a random store in Colorado.
I stole like $5 bucks from my sister once bc she took my Easter eggs that had money (but I didn’t know how much) when she was 4.
I stole a quarter from my dying grandfather I had never met before.

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

#20

Wine and cheese, at time when I was really poor 😂

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#21

I stole a sparkly pencil from school.

I know. Im such a baddie 🙄💅🏻

Final score:

0points

Jonah Ouellette

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

I stole a single radish when I was around 6. My mom used it as a teachable moment and chewed me out big time. Needless to say, I haven’t stolen a radish since 😂

1point

Jonah Ouellette (Post author) 1 year ago

LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

I stole a single radish when I was around 6. My mom used it as a teachable moment and chewed me out big time. Needless to say, I haven’t stolen a radish since 😂

1point

Jonah Ouellette (Post author) 1 year ago

LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

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