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#1
Who the @#$÷ decided you cannot have usable pockets in your pants? And how angry are you for that?
Final score:
33points
#3
I'm starting a dating site profile. Which is better: A) Pictures of me vacuuming, cooking, and cleaning my bathroom? or B) Pictures of me with no shirt in a gym and another holding up a dead fish I caught?
Final score:
11points
#4
When the missus is painting my toenails.... and I like the deep burgundy, but prefers the glittery midnight...... why am i wrong and can you explain it without bopping me on the head like she did?
Final score:
10points
#5
Which type of girl would you like to date: someone tall or someone short, someone talkative or someone quiet, someone sporty or someone lazy, someone who likes movies or someone who likes long walks outside
Final score:
9points
California Jones 3 years ago
Violent bisexual with long hair and piercing eyes. Rosa Diaz, Sara Lance, Mazikeen Smith, etc. So, medium height, quiet, sporty, and walks.
Call Me Mars 3 years ago
Someone who is any height, very gay/likes girls, very talkative, and LOVES animals and walks. Soo.... my girlfriend!
PixxelDust 3 years ago
dont care about height, talkative, decently sporty, both. girls are epic
HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago
Short girls are adorable, tall girls are adorable, quiet girls are adorable, talkative girls are adorable, sporty girls are adorable, lazy girls are adorable, girls who like movies are adorable, girls who like long walks outside are adorable. Women are adorable.
not your average weirdo 3 years ago
heheh, I like girls and boys who act all tough and mean but are actually very kind and stand up for others.
Miraculous Klutz 3 years ago
Maybe a girl taller than me? There is no female student taller than me at the school I go to. I am fine with any height though! She’d have to be talkative for sure. I don’t speak much. Lazy, definitely, and movies. Especially marvel movies.
von Krawall 3 years ago
Sadly I'm not gay but if I was it would be a chubby girl with really white skin and dark hair with a great sense of humor
Margaret Weaver 3 years ago
Sporty and lazy aren't opposites, or even related. Laziness is inertia of will, not of movement. A gamer may spend 60+ hours gaming nonstop trying to defeat a boss, but will barely move a muscle in doing so. I saw a documentary about pro gaming and their diet is absurdly high energy, and their brains apparently burn all of it. Let me see if I can dig up the name of the docu, it really was fascinating!
I am avoiding my homework (Submission author) 3 years ago
I would love to see it!
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LaKalynn Galloway 3 years ago
honestly it shouldn't matter what others think. don't lose your self because someone does not like you or how you act. f society start living like you own the place. People will do what they please.
LaKalynn Galloway 3 years ago
honestly it shouldn't matter what others think. you shouldn't have to change yourself because no one like's how you act or look. if you are going to change into a person that someone likes then you are going to lose the real you...... i mean seriously society f sucks. find someone that loves you for you. not because of the vision they see and what you to be.
Tsunami The Bored Seawing 3 years ago
Emotionally unavailable and hates me. Also depressingly straight
Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago
If I was a guy, I would want someone shorter than me, someone talkative (like me), someone sporty, who likes picking clovers with me.
Rider 3 years ago
Shorter than me with a pointed chin, proportional body, gay or bi (actually bi, not just interested) and open to non monogamy. Funny, honest, comfortable with silence, outgoing, good communicator, enjoys all sorts of movies/tv, emotionally cognizant.
Tiny Flame 3 years ago
Someone tall, someone who is quiet to balance out my loudness, someone in between sporty and lazy, and who likes movies/tv shows
lil_gremlin 3 years ago
i'm a raging lesbian who wants a tall, talkative, lazy-ish girl who likes long walks outside
#6
What do you like in a guy? I've had several women ask me out in the last 2 years and I don't really know why if I'm honest
Final score:
9points
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
I mostly like guys who are smart and respectful. if you think it's cool to skip class, or if you're rude to people, i won't be asking you out
#7
Hi girls, do y’all shop in men’s cloths section for the bigger pockets? I have some friends boycotting the unfairly small pockets :D
Final score:
9points
Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago
I used to, but not for the bigger pockets. I like the hoodies. Girls hoodies have decent pockets. If you think the jeans pockets are cruddy try dealing with the complete lack of them in leggings.
#9
Are girls as attracted to men's parts as much as they are to yours?
Final score:
7points
AzKhaleesi 3 years ago
Define "parts" if you're talking your magic stick? No. They're ugly and look funny and they float... (go look I'll wait.... you're welcome) But that V that leads to the magic stick... yes. Your arms, back, legs, chest etc? Yes. Those deep soulful eyes and cute yummy lips? Yes.
#10
What do more mature women think of teenage girls? Are they half as shallow, mean and bitchy as I remember them being? Some carry on being like that for life but most seem to grow out of it. Teenage boys are jerks too, but seldom as cruel.
Final score:
7points
California Jones 3 years ago
Most of those who go out of their way to be noticed, can be bitchy, a la John Hughes, but as a teen girl, I can say, we're not all Amanda Jones, some of us are Watts.
#11
If you were the president of the USA what will be the first thing you would do.?
Final score:
7points
#12
Okay, so. I *am* a girl, but this is something that's always been just a little confusing. Why do y'all like talking about other people behind their backs so much?
Final score:
5points
#13
Do you have the mania? To do the Polka from Pennsylvania?
Final score:
3points
#14
do girls give anything to tell if they like u or not?
Final score:
3points
#15
Serious question. What's the thing with shoes?
Final score:
2points
HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago
Have you seen teenage boys? "Oh no I got a speck of dust on my 200 dollar white adidas someone get me some bleach" (not meant to be offensive, its a joke)
#16
can you compliment me plz no one compliments me apart from my family it makes me insecure
Final score:
1point
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