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#1

Who the @#$÷ decided you cannot have usable pockets in your pants? And how angry are you for that?

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#2

how are you lot doing? :)

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#3

I'm starting a dating site profile. Which is better: A) Pictures of me vacuuming, cooking, and cleaning my bathroom? or B) Pictures of me with no shirt in a gym and another holding up a dead fish I caught?

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#4

When the missus is painting my toenails.... and I like the deep burgundy, but prefers the glittery midnight...... why am i wrong and can you explain it without bopping me on the head like she did?

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#5

Which type of girl would you like to date: someone tall or someone short, someone talkative or someone quiet, someone sporty or someone lazy, someone who likes movies or someone who likes long walks outside

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California Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violent bisexual with long hair and piercing eyes. Rosa Diaz, Sara Lance, Mazikeen Smith, etc. So, medium height, quiet, sporty, and walks.

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#6

What do you like in a guy? I've had several women ask me out in the last 2 years and I don't really know why if I'm honest

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Lady of the Mountains
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mostly like guys who are smart and respectful. if you think it's cool to skip class, or if you're rude to people, i won't be asking you out

Wanda Maximoff
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like guys that are cute and funny and don't give a damn about a person's opinion unless it's a good opinion. They arnt a jerk unless they have to be and guys that stand up for me. That's romantic if a guy defends you and also a guy that listens

Rockstar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly i just like a guy who i can be myself around. If i feel like i can't really trust you or like i have to put up a mask around you it's a no for me.

I am avoiding my homework
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who is just a nice person and is sweet Most of us like hugs Bring food, food is the best NEVER be purposely mean or hurtful about looks or weight Do not try to be something ur not Just be u people will like u for u

Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

smart, funny, respectful. you don't have to pay for dinner, but if you can make her laugh you almost always have a chance :) i also like big hands and strong forearms(why?), but not too many muscles tho. i like to cuddle so you need to be soft :P

PixxelDust
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i dont like most guys, but that probably has something to do with my age. as someone who is primarily lesbian, i can say the minority of guys i liked before I realised were the ones not always brawling with their friends.

California Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who's intense, hedonistic, attractive, attentive, charming, a bit androgynous, a bit volatile, sexually compatible, open-minded, adventurous, worldly, absurd at times, witty, intelligent, reckless, fun, secretly sweet, and all together epic. Someone who isn't interested in settling down, but would much rather spend his life cavorting about the globe with me getting into mischief and taking things as they come. No dependants, no roots, nothing but passion and dreams. He doesn't need to have himself together, because I certainly don't, we should just embrace simple existence. But I think that's a little out of the cards for me.

loopyli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like a sexy book/ movie guy!!! I think we all dream about him from time to time. :D

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Jasmine Grewal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like someone who is genuinely comfortable and is well kept. I am most attracted to someone that I can see has their life together because it feels like a situation where I can be with a genuinely good partner.

Unnamed Hooman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I look for a sense of humour, and someone who has respect for my family. A little music talent is pretty good too :)

Burs
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, kind, intelligent, nerdy, sarcastic…

Tiny Flame
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who listens, is caring, honest, funny, and tall

Caro Caro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Confidant with respect, sense of humour, not clingy, handy fixing things and loves my food.

AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like guys with a sense of humor that can make me laugh but also know when to be serious. Must be adventurous. Like "Hey let's jump in the car and go to.... this weekend." I like men not afraid to show their emotional side. If we're watching a sad movie, and cries, love that. You're human. Love your mom but don't be still attached at the chord if you get my meaning. Be my protector, but be ok if I jump in to protect you. Let me cry and throw a fit but don't ALWAYS try to fix what's broken sometimes we just need you to listen not "fix" it. Don't be a wuss, go buy us tampons (or other feminine products) and our fave ice cream or treat that time of the month. It's not embarrassing, it's human. SHARE in the load, house work, finances whatever.... we are not your mom. You are not our dad. It's a PARTNERSHIP. I think that sums it up.

Slick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Caring, attentive, smart and strong will. And funny. Vanity is a big no no.

Pheebs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had better luck with guys I started out as friends with, because we were more honest about ourselves to each other. You don’t need to be the perfect “hot guy”. Being the flawed guy who realizes I’m flawed too is perfectly acceptable. It’s also a plus if you acknowledge women have bodily functions and don’t make them feel bad about it (and expect the same from her about you).

Carmen Elena
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like honest, respectful guys. That is all! I like someone I can trust as a friend.

memyselfandI
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind, a sense of humor like mine, not overbearing. Tried to be friends first and is willing to stay just friends if the girl says she doesn’t want to date him.

von Krawall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like really tall and skinny guys. I like a good sense of humour and if they are smart and nerdy. My husband is an introvert software engineer with a love for science and computer games. I love him SO much ❤️ I am in many ways the opposite. Loud, extrovert and artsy.

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#7

Hi girls, do y’all shop in men’s cloths section for the bigger pockets? I have some friends boycotting the unfairly small pockets :D

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Terilee Bruyere
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to, but not for the bigger pockets. I like the hoodies. Girls hoodies have decent pockets. If you think the jeans pockets are cruddy try dealing with the complete lack of them in leggings.

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#8

How's it goin' fam? Y'all good?

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#9

Are girls as attracted to men's parts as much as they are to yours?

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AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Define "parts" if you're talking your magic stick? No. They're ugly and look funny and they float... (go look I'll wait.... you're welcome) But that V that leads to the magic stick... yes. Your arms, back, legs, chest etc? Yes. Those deep soulful eyes and cute yummy lips? Yes.

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#10

What do more mature women think of teenage girls? Are they half as shallow, mean and bitchy as I remember them being? Some carry on being like that for life but most seem to grow out of it. Teenage boys are jerks too, but seldom as cruel.

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California Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of those who go out of their way to be noticed, can be bitchy, a la John Hughes, but as a teen girl, I can say, we're not all Amanda Jones, some of us are Watts.

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#11

If you were the president of the USA what will be the first thing you would do.?

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#12

Okay, so. I *am* a girl, but this is something that's always been just a little confusing. Why do y'all like talking about other people behind their backs so much?

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Adia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bc its more entertaining then fist fights and less chance of breaking a nail.

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#13

Do you have the mania? To do the Polka from Pennsylvania?

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#14

do girls give anything to tell if they like u or not?

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#15

Serious question. What's the thing with shoes?

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen teenage boys? "Oh no I got a speck of dust on my 200 dollar white adidas someone get me some bleach" (not meant to be offensive, its a joke)

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#16

can you compliment me plz no one compliments me apart from my family it makes me insecure

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