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#1

Who the @#$÷ decided you cannot have usable pockets in your pants? And how angry are you for that?

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#2

how are you lot doing? :)

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#3

I'm starting a dating site profile. Which is better: A) Pictures of me vacuuming, cooking, and cleaning my bathroom? or B) Pictures of me with no shirt in a gym and another holding up a dead fish I caught?

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Anonymousplease
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't post a fake cleaning picture, bit if there a good picture of you cooking, that's great!

PixxelDust
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

neither. just post happy pictures of you, maybe with friends or something. i think i speak for majority of women that we want to have someone kind and caring, and we don't want fake, obviously posed photos. thats the best I got. best of luck with the dating site :)

loopyli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pictures of you with an animal, then a picture of you doing some sort of hobby, a picture of you in your kitchen and also the bathroom so I can see if it's dirty.

FluffyKitten
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A) because I dont want to date a dude that cant afford a shirt, literally sleeps in 24h free gym because no bed or home and forages for food.

KiwiBubbles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, go for both and show you have a wide range of benefits! 😀 In all seriousness tho, yes, A is helpful. Personally, I would appreciate knowing you're self-sufficient and not expecting a girlfriend to be someone who takes care of you. Good luck!

ZombieGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me personally, I was never interested in profiles with a guy trying too hard to look hot. It made me feel like he was a player. Pictures of you with your dog, or pictures of you fishing are way better.

Burs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None? Maybe a normal picture of you dressed looking normal? Or some of you doing things you like that don’t involve dead animals.

Michaelangelo S.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something that shows you for who you are not something to make yourself look like something/someone you aren't.

von Krawall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1! Pics like #2 are a total turnoff for me. But best show yourself doing something you really like.

ElenaK
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pictures of you being you and not pretending being someone that you are not!

AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooking shirtless is good, but please don't put pics up of you doing household things if You don't ACTUALLY do household things. Also body pics are ok, but trust me we like some stuff left to the imagination too. Post a pic with a fitted button up shirt.

DiscoQueen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please for the love of all things holy do not put a picture of you holding a fish! None of my friends think this this is cool and I don't even look at a profile w fish. Just seems like bragging and most girls dont care about fish. Put a picture of you doing things you like to do so the girl can get more of an idea of who you are. If you like to read, be reading by your fireplace. Hiking, put a picture of you hiking w your friends, and so on.

Rockstar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bruh...neither. Pics of you doing what you enjoy and hanging out with friends are best.

Lady of the Mountains
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

both, though probably be more subtle with A, no one likes cleaning, but we all want to know who can do it

GenericPanda09
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

topless cooking and if you can do it whilst going on and on about how much you respect wimmin folk whilst catching babies thrown from burning buildings all the better

Wanda Maximoff
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shirtless. Girls get more turned on when they see a guy Shirtles. Idk why

Margaret Weaver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vacuuming. If you really want to drain a man's brain of blood try one vacuuming in red lingerie.

Kaliesin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing too posed, nothing too preening. Just having a laugh and being yourself, especially if outdoors (for me)

Pheebs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d be cool with a couple of random picks of you chilling with friends or fam (faces blurred, or permission gotten from the others). It gives a better idea of how you are with people.

Bisexual Bi Myself
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would suggest a and the second half of b. But I am also a child so I don't go on dating apps.

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#4

When the missus is painting my toenails.... and I like the deep burgundy, but prefers the glittery midnight...... why am i wrong and can you explain it without bopping me on the head like she did?

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#5

Which type of girl would you like to date: someone tall or someone short, someone talkative or someone quiet, someone sporty or someone lazy, someone who likes movies or someone who likes long walks outside

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California Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violent bisexual with long hair and piercing eyes. Rosa Diaz, Sara Lance, Mazikeen Smith, etc. So, medium height, quiet, sporty, and walks.

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#6

What do you like in a guy? I've had several women ask me out in the last 2 years and I don't really know why if I'm honest

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Lady of the Mountains
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mostly like guys who are smart and respectful. if you think it's cool to skip class, or if you're rude to people, i won't be asking you out

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#7

Hi girls, do y’all shop in men’s cloths section for the bigger pockets? I have some friends boycotting the unfairly small pockets :D

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Terilee Bruyere
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to, but not for the bigger pockets. I like the hoodies. Girls hoodies have decent pockets. If you think the jeans pockets are cruddy try dealing with the complete lack of them in leggings.

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#8

How's it goin' fam? Y'all good?

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#9

Are girls as attracted to men's parts as much as they are to yours?

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AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Define "parts" if you're talking your magic stick? No. They're ugly and look funny and they float... (go look I'll wait.... you're welcome) But that V that leads to the magic stick... yes. Your arms, back, legs, chest etc? Yes. Those deep soulful eyes and cute yummy lips? Yes.

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#10

What do more mature women think of teenage girls? Are they half as shallow, mean and bitchy as I remember them being? Some carry on being like that for life but most seem to grow out of it. Teenage boys are jerks too, but seldom as cruel.

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California Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of those who go out of their way to be noticed, can be bitchy, a la John Hughes, but as a teen girl, I can say, we're not all Amanda Jones, some of us are Watts.

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#11

If you were the president of the USA what will be the first thing you would do.?

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#12

Okay, so. I *am* a girl, but this is something that's always been just a little confusing. Why do y'all like talking about other people behind their backs so much?

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Adia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bc its more entertaining then fist fights and less chance of breaking a nail.

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#13

Do you have the mania? To do the Polka from Pennsylvania?

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#14

do girls give anything to tell if they like u or not?

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#15

Serious question. What's the thing with shoes?

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen teenage boys? "Oh no I got a speck of dust on my 200 dollar white adidas someone get me some bleach" (not meant to be offensive, its a joke)

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#16

can you compliment me plz no one compliments me apart from my family it makes me insecure

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