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Hey Pandas, Google “Florida Man” And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)
For me, it's some dude with more than 1,000 charges of sexual assaults and incest relationships. Wow, that's unlucky.
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#1
Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage.
Wow! Lovely visuals š¬
Final score:
15points
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#2
Florida man shot in the head, complains of headache
Final score:
11points
#3
"Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say"
HAHAHAHA THAT'S GREAT
Final score:
11points
#4
Florida man arrested for having s*x with stuffed Olaf at Target
Final score:
10points
#5
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to āStop Himself From RĆ”ping Women'. Whelp! I'm glad he didn't hurt anyone...
Final score:
8points
#6
āFlorida man arrested for biting boys out of frustrationā and āFlorida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar.ā
Final score:
8points
Luna (Submission author) 2 years ago
Bonus points if you can figure out my birthday! (Month and day)
#7
A Florida man who thought he was cunning dressed as a middle schooler so he could play in the Youth Football League, but gave up.
Final score:
8points
#8
Florida man runs around airport naked, while screaming that a bomb is about to explode.
Final score:
7points
#9
"A Florida man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of using Kool-Aid packets to steal $994 worth of merchandise from a North Naples Walmart."-(FoxNews) I love the creativity of Florida men.
Final score:
7points
#10
"Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road"
I gotta respect Florida man in this case. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! š¤£
Final score:
7points
#11
"Florida Man Who Told Cop He āMay Have Some Needles Between His Cheeks' Arrested on Drug Charges"
I will not be looking further into this.š³
Final score:
7points
#12
a 81 year old florida man trying to sell his duaghter to a woman for 20,000 dollars
Final score:
7points
onivdsrapowijap 2 years ago
We have the same birthday of October 2nd! On this day, Florida Man was also arrested for using the Bible as a weapon.
#13
Man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill sone with chainsaw.
Man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack.
Man displays great agility while running from cops
A toddler shot his mother and father was charged with reckless killing.
Definitely some interesting stuff!
Final score:
6points
Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago
...Pleasuring himself with an icepack? Um, okay. And why was the dad charged with reckless killing if the toddler shot the mother? Or was that a punctuation issue?
#14
I got a guy dressed as spiderman robbing a store of some sort! š¤£
Final score:
5points
#15
52 year old Florida man arrested for crawling under a table at a library to sniff a woman's feet.
Then he tried to escape on a scooter(?)
Final score:
5points
#16
Florida Man pulls out penis and shows it to liquor store clerk.
Typical night in Florida, all things considered. GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
Final score:
4points
#17
'He was between a rock and a hard place.
A Florida man was busted with bags of cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around his p***s ā then tried to wiggle his way out of an arrest by claiming the packages āwere not his,ā authorities say.'
Okay.
Final score:
4points
#18
Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
Final score:
4points
#19
A Florida man tried to buy a beer while carrying an alligator in his hand
Final score:
3points
#20
"Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson"
Final score:
3points
#21
āDrunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne:ā woah thatās funny š have an upvote
Final score:
3points
#22
Florida man sprays woman with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
Final score:
3points
#23
Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150
Iām not going to evenā¦.
Final score:
3points
#24
Florida man uses finger guns to steal waffle House napkins, deputies say
Final score:
3points
#25
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
Final score:
3points
#27
August 19th is popular.
1) Florida man involved in DUI golf cart crash claims President Trump drove him to drink
2) Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery
3) Florida Man, Reza Baluchi, had to be rescued by the Coast Guard AGAIN after his third attempt to reach Bermuda in a giant homemade bubble.
4) Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants
5) Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar
6) Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
7) Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Final score:
3points
#28
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar
Final score:
3points
Knights Dagger (Submission author) 2 years ago
Also FLAGLER COUNTY, FLORIDA ā A Florida man was found by sheriffās deputies hiding heroin in a personal area.
#29
Florida man spits food in woman's mouth during road rage
Final score:
2points
DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago
WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#30
Florida man arrested after NSP troopers find over 400 pounds of marijuana hidden in ATMs
Final score:
2points
#31
Florida man charged with attempted murder after failed marriage proposal š±
Final score:
2points
#32
Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home.
Final score:
2points
#33
Florida Man Arrested After Fit Of Rage When Checkerās Ran Out Of Lettuce...what a lovely November 9th.
Final score:
2points
#34
"Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb Sentenced To Probation."
delightful
Final score:
2points
#35
florida man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase
Final score:
2points
#36
"Florida man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack"
Final score:
2points
#37
Florida Man Screamed "F**k Them Horses" Before Punching Police Horse.
Final score:
2points
SuperTails1008 1 year ago
October 8 - Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain in jail cell after arrest, police say"
#38
Florida man attacked by Hopping mad Easter rabbit.
Final score:
1point
#39
āFlorida man arrested, accused of giving girlfriend a wet w***yāāāāāāā people seriously concern meā¦.especially Florida men now
Final score:
1point
#40
florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'because it was christmas'.
2 days too early pal.
Final score:
1point
#41
Florida man calls 911, admits to shooting naked man at apartment complex
Florida couple arrested after having sex in rear of police squad car
Final score:
1point
#43
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
LOL
https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-florida-man-jason-bourne
Final score:
1point
#44
"Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say"
Final score:
1point
#45
71-year-old Florida man who goes by "Babycakes" arrested for sitting outside his apartment complex in the nude.
Final score:
1point
#46
Florida man arrested for murder and dismemberment of teen.
Final score:
1point
#47
Florida man accused of drunkenly berating random children at beach
Final score:
1point
#48
Florida man arrested, accused of giving girlfriend a wet w***y
What's a wet w***y
Final score:
1point
#49
Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighborās trampoline before breaking into home.
I am very sure that was fun lol
Final score:
1point
#50
A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them -- hitting himself in the head instead -- over a loud music complaint. I have to hand it to him, that was creative.
Final score:
1point
#51
'Florida man charged with sending 13 pipe bombs to Trump critics' 'Florida man arrested after stealing a skateboard and attempting to break into a home' 'Florida man stole a bulldozer and mowed down Joe Biden signs' 'Florida Man Spits Half-Eaten Food into Woman's Mouth During Road Rage Incident'
Jesus. Florida Man was busy on my birthday.
Final score:
1point
#52
"Florida man gets away with truck, computer, and sword but forgot his phone."
man fr left with a sword but not his phone ššš
Final score:
1point
#53
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trialā¦
I have no words for this
Final score:
1point
#54
"Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex"
I didn't read the whole article. I am not sure if the officer accepted the offer :l
Final score:
1point
#55
Florida man dies in suitcase after an intense game of hide and seek.
Wha-what!?
Final score:
1point
#56
Florida man arrested with a pound of cocaine, Florida man caught mowing his lawn naked, said that he wanted his teaching job back, half naked Florida man caught walking his pet goat in the rain..
Final score:
1point
#57
Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonaldās sweet and sour packets
...
Will this world ever lose idiocracy?
Final score:
1point
#58
"Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand"
Final score:
1point
#59
Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing a Corn Cob at Momās Head
Final score:
1point
#60
Florida Man arrested for DUI while lemur and wallaby escape from truck during traffic stop
Final score:
1point
#62
Florida Man:
Climbs atop playground equipment
Claims people were eating his brains
Takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis
Arrested in FBI bomb plot sting
Beat and peppered sprayed his mother because she was a narcissist
Throws samurai sword at a sherrif's deputies
Steals vending machine
Smelling a woman's feet at a library
High on flakka attacks police officer
Final score:
0points
#63
A brave Florida man risked his life in Hurricane Matthew to yell "D*cks out for Harambe"
Final score:
0points
#64
The incident took place in West Palm Beach, Florida. A Florida man shot by a deputy sheriff in 2013 was paralyzed. Yay!
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0points
#65
I tried this trend (trend? maybe not a trend. You know what I mean hopefully.) last year out of boredom + friend recommendation. It still haunts me to this day. There were three of them that I know of, one of them not that bad, which was "Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert". BUT THE OTHER ONES... "A Florida man from Yulee was arrested after caught by a woman who witnessed him doing an obscene act in the parking lot of Walmart. Greg Osgood, 29 years old, came towards a lady shopper in her car holding his manhood in his hand and started yanking it while looking at her. The police report indicates that a security camera recorded the entire incident. The lady was in complete shock to see such an unexpected scene and started crying. She cried for help and immediately called 911 from Walmart." and "Florida Man Dry-Humps Olaf Stuffed Animal In A Walmart". I remember they literally had to burn the stuffed olaf afterward cause they could not sell it or give it away or use it after that š
Final score:
0points
#66
GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER ONE FROM MY BIRTHDAY. Ooooh boy, I guess I'm just full of bad luck..."A Florida man decided after crashing into another car, rather than calling police or insurance, to strip naked and make obscene gestures at the woman driving and the young female passenger inside it, investigators said." WTF-
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0points
#67
"Florida Man Allegedly Steals Pool Floats From Homes To Stop Himself From Raping Women" girl wtf did I just read... july 6th
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#68
i have several. florida man hires hit man to kill ex girlfriend and blames it on black lives matter. florida man ties a gun to weather balloon to fake his own murder. and my personal favorite: florida man steals an alligator from zoo enclosure.
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Sent From The Slytherin House (Submission author) 2 years ago
the zoo one gets better: he throws the alligator around to "teach it a lesson"
#69
Florida Man attempted to set fire to his house instead set fire to himself
Smart man
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0points
#70
Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb Sentenced To Probation
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#72
florida man bit elderly mans ear ( 2020 ) and florida man arrested accused of hitting mom ( 2019) i will never unsee the imagesš³š³
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Karis (Submission author) 2 years ago
sigh i didnt realize that i got # 69 its all florida mans fault
#73
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head. A little tame tbh, but also, how does one 'allegedly' throw a corn cob?
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0points
#74
Florida Man Bit Elderly Manās Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass
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#75
Florida man attacks family with a samurai sword for me. I guess he was studying the blade? APRIL 29th
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#76
āFlorida man threatens to destroy everyoneā¦ with army of turtlesā wow. Thatās justā¦ wow. (April 9)
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0points
#77
"Florida man climbs atop playground equipment and yells at children"
and
"Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman's car at a mcdonald's drive through"
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0points
#78
Florida man February 18:
āFlorida Man Trying To Kill āDemonsā Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spreeā
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#79
Florida man arrested for running naked through a Walmart parking lot
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#80
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase
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#81
He was nude with electrical wires on his area, with children around, just a lot of stories of nude people, one with d**gs
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0points
#82
Florida man arrested after toddler finds loaded gun and kills mother on Zoom call.
Wow. A TODDLER KILLED HIS MOTHER.
Final score:
0points
Jodagoatisagoat (Submission author) 2 years ago
If you can guess my birthday, an upvote for you!
#83
Florida man finds WWll Grenade and brings it with him to a Taco Bell
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0points
#84
Florida manās murder was really elaborate. Suicide by balloon, police say.
Final score:
0points
#85
I found three things that happened
1) A Florida man finds WW2 bomb while fishing and takes it to taco bell.
2) A Florida man is accused of killing his parents because of something about his girlfriend who he met on a porn site.(???)
3) something about someone who was named "paramedic of the year" because he hid the fact that some vaccines were stolen(????) I don't know much about it because my computer wouldn't let me look at the site.
Final score:
-1point
#86
Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Madeleine Flowers (Post author) 2 years ago
I had no clue I'd get this many responses. Thanks everyone!
Puppy_Doge123 2 years ago
A Florida man has been arrested for fraud linked to the distribution of various illegal products labeled as dietary supplements.
Madeleine Flowers (Post author) 2 years ago
I had no clue I'd get this many responses. Thanks everyone!
Puppy_Doge123 2 years ago
A Florida man has been arrested for fraud linked to the distribution of various illegal products labeled as dietary supplements.
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