The Mysterious Benedict Society !

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never-wake-up (fae/faer)

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The Divergent Series by Veronica Roth. It's a dystopian series about a world in which society is split into factions: Amity (peaceful), Abnegation (selfless), Erudite (smart), Candor (honest), and Dauntless (brave). The main character, Beatrice (Tris) was born and raised in Abnegation but feels like she doesn't quite fit in there. Tris turns 16 and has to make a choice: will she stay or will she move?

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Isa's left eye

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Genuine reccomandation: Most "banned" books you can get your hands on. The Hate U Give and All American Boys are particularly good.
Joke reccomendation: Homestuck. Good luck ever finishing this one.

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D0C

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The house in the cerulean sea
Witch king duality if you're trans (it has a pretty positive message about queerness)
Cemetery boys
Six of crows
The raven cycle (not for the actual plot but for the sheer artistry of the writing)

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crowspectre (he/they)

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pretty much any alex cross book though i will mention they are more for adults

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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Salt to the sea, Harry Potter, Guts and Glory.

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the_avenging_knight (her/she)

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THE SCYTHE SERIES. I am reading it right now, it is futuristic, kinda like Vonnegut but not too apocalyptic.

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Hyunjinswife143% real

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Keepers of the lost cities great fantasy set still being wrote great series

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Nathaniel Heider

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The Silent Patient, A Good Girls Guide to Murder series, 1984 by George Orwell, Win Lose Kill Die by Cynthia Murphy

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Yali-girl with weird name

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Graphic novels. Any kind!
I am a person who likes to read, but my adhd doesn’t let me read for long unless I have pictures to attract my attention. Most regular books don’t have any pictures, and if they do, there aren’t many.

Graphic novels have a special place in my heart

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Unnamed Hooman

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A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket!

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morbid macabre memento mori

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If you’re a fan of dragons, these are some of the best books you could read: Wings of Fire, The Dragon Waking, The Dragon Rider. My favorite out of these is Wings of Fire, in my opinion, it is the best book series ever.

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River wolf (she/her)

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tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow

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freakingbee (she/they)

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Johnny Got His Gun. Best book I've ever read.

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Harvey

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If you like fantasy: Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger (Warning: The last book had a pretty big cliffhanger, and we're not getting the next one until Nov 2024). If you like Dystopian: Divergent by Veronica Roth (Warning: you will cry). If you like Fairy Tales: The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer, it's more middle-grade, but still one of my favorites. If you like Romance: The Summer of Broken Rules by K.L. Walther (This one might make you cry too, or maybe I'm a little bit of a baby lol). If you like all of the above: The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer.

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3 Trash Pandas (She/They)

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For anyone who likes fantasy, “Eye of the World” by Robert Jordan and “Dune”, Frank Herbert. I would say you can get away with just reading the first book of both series. Also, “Clan of the Cave Bear” Jean M Auel…bonus of it being a banned book.

If you like YA Fantasy, The Splintered series by AG Howard.

SciFi: Red Rising, Pierce Brown.

Romance: Chesapeake Bay Saga, Nora Roberts

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Icecream Sarang

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My lady Jane

Sososososo good, rewritten history of women to give them better endings to their lives, this one is about Jane grey. The are 6 total, 3 Jane’s and 3 Mary’s. You need to read them: by Cynthia hand, brodi Ashton, and Jodi meadows

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Pterodactyl in Disguise

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Here are my top favorite books:
-Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
-Throne of Glass by Sarah Maas
-Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris
-A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah Maas
-Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
-The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey

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Well I just finished the Graceling Realm series… it’s AMAZING, although if you’re triggered by descriptions of torture probably avoid, there’s some heavy stuff from the villain.

Also pretty much anything by Margaret Owen, she’s one of my favorite authors of all time

And A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik. That woman is a genius.

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My account needs to be approved by staff, again..idk why this keeps happening. Anyways I’d say read the Scythe series. There’s 4 books. Scythe, Thunderhead, The Toll, and Gleanings.

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DP(the first)

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Peril by Bob Woodward and Robert Costa. An insiders view of the 2020 election, the difficulty in getting Trump out of the White House, and the threat he continues to pose.

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A trilogy that is completely overlooked is Delirium, by Lauren Oliver. One of the bests I've ever read. It's a dystopic america where love is forbidden, was declared a disease and everybody receives a cure for it at 18yo. The main character is Lena, she is a huge supporter of the cure and can't wait to get the vaccine, until 95 days before she turns 18, she falls for a boy.

Ps: it has nothing to do with the movie with Kristen Stewart!!! The book was released way before the movie, so besides being a terrible film they also clearly plagiarized delirium (or maybe I'm biased as hell lol)

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Gilded and Cursed, both by Marissa Meyer. It's a really excellent retelling of Rumpelskilstin, although it's sorta dark.

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mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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In a dark dark wood

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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The Old Man and the Sea by Hemingway

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Anything by Louis L'Amour
To Tame a Land is one of my favorites

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Kilkenny

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-The Clockwork Dynasty by Daniel H. Wilson
-The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
-The Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke
-The Devil and His Boy by Anthony Horowitz
-Magruder’s Curiosity Cabinet by H.P. Wood
-Saving Fish From Drowning by Amy Tan
-Conversion by Katherine Howe
-Black Rabbit Hall by Eve Chase

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The white rabbit chronicles by Gina showalter. Ya zombie series with a completely unique take on zombies

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If you like to find yourself laughing out loud when sitting alone reading, introduce yourself to John Dortmunder. Here's the hero, I guess that's the word, of 14 books by Donald e Westlake and he is a discouraged pessimistic melancholic thief who is a master planner but believes every caper will fail horribly, and it usually does! Looks like invented the crime caper. The first book, and one of the best, is The Hot Rock. Dortmunder and his gang are hired to steal a valuable drum he comes up with a plan and it works beautifully. Six times. Stealing they're good out, keeping they have problems with. They made a movie of it was Robert Redford and a wonderful performance by Nathan Lane as a crooked lawyer for one of the gang members. The best book in the series, and the best title, What's the Worst That Could Happen? Martin Lawrence plays Dortmunder in the movie and his problem is Danny DeVito as a millionaire. Their fast talk and brilliant one-up-manship is priceless. But the best part of the series is that, like Jack Benny's program, the repetitions get you going each time they meet at their favorite bar to play on a caper.

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George Orwell's Animal Farm.

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I read a review that said the biography ”Cobb” by Al Stump was like a Stephen King horror novel, and it really is. Ty Cobb was like a demon-possessed baseball player from 1905-1928 on the field and in his tormented personal life. Tommy Lee Jones portrayed him frighteningly well in the movie version

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We Were Liars- E Lockheart
this book had me sobbing. Crazy plot twist. it’s a must.

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DustTea (she/her)

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"Little Bunny on the Move,"
by Peter McCarty.

"A bunny goes where a bunny must."

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Any disc world novel by Terry Pratchett. The disc world is a fantasy setting which capital is inspired by medieval London. Depending where a book takes place it's a set of changing but reappearing main characters. They all have quirks, thoughts and struggles of their own and keep evolving over time. Like death who appears as the reaper who struggles to understand how to be a person. It's hard to describe what the novels are about, because the themes vary so much. But it's not the typical fantasy story about the outcast who loses his home, wandering through the world, finds his first friend, slays a dragon and marry the princess kind of thing. What you will find is a very smart of humour, things put in different perspectives, popcultural references and critism about society that rather makes you smile and think than makes you depressed. My favorite jokes are a raven named Quoth (... quoth (says) the raven; Edgar Allan Poe) and the tooth fairy who climbs out a window to ask for some change. When she didn't succeed, she climbed back in, mumbling she will leave the bigger bill, but will also have to take more teeth with her.

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Coyote sunrise by Dan Gemeinhart is pretty good

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Duck

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Ireland by Frank Delaney
A story about the last travelling story teller. It’s a passage through the history and folklore of the Emerald Isle. written through the eyes of a now grown up young lad who sat by the fire listening to the Seanchai.

Seven Ancient Wonders by Matthew Reilly
How they haven’t turned this book in to a film I don’t know.
Corruption, conspiracy , fantasy and facts all mixed in to one. Greedy power hungry countries race to find the actual sites of the 7 ancient wonders. A team of peacekeepers from neutral backgrounds have to keep one step ahead to stop them gaining the places hidden powers.

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Playboy

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pain papadopoulos

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Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges.
It's a great collection of short stories. He combines certain philosophical and mystical religious ideas to create really surreal stories. It's fascinating and I love it.

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i love many books but i loved Scythe series by Neal Shusterman, it is my favorite book of all time. its might not be for anyone. the endings were amazing and they're was always action. 5/5 stars highly recommend

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i have a few so give me a minute all of these are in a series btw

divergent
hunger games
and any thing by kasie west ( christian books)

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JESUSLOVESYOU!

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Eragon OR an enchantment or ravens those books are amazing SCREW THE MOVIES

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The Greyson Grey series it’s amazing and it’s about a kid that’s like 13 who saves hundreds of thousands of people in every book from terrorisim

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I’m seeing lots of Marissa Meyer books on here, but for some reason not the Lunar Chronicles! That’s my all time favorite book series. It literally has so much to offer. You’ve got found family, futuristic sci-Fi fairy tale retellings, the best female/male friendship I’ve ever seen in a book, and four ✨amazing✨ ships that literally had me squealing and kicking my feet. There a couple of prequels and short stories, and two graphic novels, to read when you finish the main series. I seriously can’t recommend this enough!

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Any books by Douglas Preston and Douglas Preston https://www.barnesandnoble.com/b/contributor/douglas-preston/_/N-2k80

Jack Reacher books by Lee Child

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I use goodreads.com to see what other readers thought of a book I want to read. Best nonest reviews

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Life as We Knew It by Susan Pfeffer, about an asteroid that hits the moon and pushes it off its course. It's written as journal entries following a family dealing with all the troubles after. So good!

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The Inheiritance Games by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (Novel)
When Stars Are Scattered by Omar Mohamed and Victoria Jamieson (Graphic Novel)
They Called Us Enemy by George Takei (Graphic Novel)
Bungou Stray Dogs by Kafka Asagiri (Manga)

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I'm currently reading the late Clive James's translation of Dante's The Divine Comedy. Purists would probably hate it, but what he's done is interpolated a lot of the explanatory footnotes into the text, so you don't lose the momentum of the poem while you find out why some ancient pope or other is wallowing in the s**t river. It works for me.

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The Art of the Deal

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Read this (awake in pieces, lusion)
Intro}
(Oh my God, it′s here)
(It's finally f*****g here)
(Crow′s face)
(Goofy ahh uncle productions?)
(Wait, wait what the f**k?)

{Verse: Ticklemytip}
God damn, this n***a ugly as f**k
B***h n***a face look like it got hit by a bus
You look like my a*****e, n***a, keep it a-buck
Looked in my pants, n***a, you look like my left nut

Ugly a*s n***a, looking like lord Farquaad
Fat chin a*s n***a, looking like quagmire
Chopped a*s face, looking like you burned in a fire
Looking like your head got ran over by a tire

Where the f**k your mask at?
N***a, I need scooby-doo
Go back to quahog, n***a, giggity goo
Crazy ahh face reveal, n***a, riggity roo
He look like my bare a*s, n***a, Winnie the pooh
(Um, technically, you're a f*****g nerd)

Look like Shane Dawson, you made your cat twerk
You put the d**k inside your cat and went to work
You don't need Minecraft, you need a church

Queen Elizabeth saw your face and dropped dead
I might have nightmares, tonight in my bed
I don′t wanna see your face, I′d rather have sex
With my grandma, I'd rather suck her breasts

Buzz lightyear, yeah, yo chin thick as s**t
The only people that watch you are freaking kids
Ugly a*s cracker, b***h, like ritz
Stupid fat head a*s, n***a, you a b***h
Roo roo, roo roo
(Ah f**k, I forgot to speak English!)

Trollface, yo head thick as f**k
You like building walls in Minecraft like Donald Trump
Fortnite balls, you look like a chug jug
I′m finna pull up on you with a f*****g gun, son

Like I'm Jeffery Dahmer, finna eat the beat up like a cannibal
Like I′m Shane Dawson, get an animal to drink my danimal
You look like a furry, n***a, but you are a mam-I-mal
You really thought that we would say you're cute? That is intangible

B***h, I′m bill Nye smoked earlier, but I'm still high
Crow built like a girl with some lil' thighs
I′m sure you′re hungry lusion, would you like a pill pie?
(Uh, oh f**k)

{Verse 2: PackGod}
B***h named crow, steady looking like a f*****g troll
Why your body built just like a light elf off of elder scrolls
Why your arms looking like some m***********g cheese sticks
Every song you ever made, you need to f*****g unrelease it
How I'm packing up this hoe, we gonna need a f*****g medkit
Look like walter jr, b***h, I′m here to serve your breakfast
And all the s**t I'm talking, all these stans gon′ try to ban me
Why you looking like your legal name is m***********g Stanley ?

Nah, came here with a hunchback, getting treated like he prince charming
Like I'm flint and steel, I hit this beat, and then I started sparking
B***h squirted like a squirtle, f**k her in the nether portal
Me and quandale f*****g on it, snapping like a thanos gauntlet
Fire in my hand and ender pearls inside my f*****g pocket
Warp into the air, pick up your a*s, and then I f*****g drop it
Tommy put his shaft inside your a*s, and then he f*****g cocked it
Why you wear that mask?
'Cause you looking like a f*****g blobfish

{Outro}
(Hey, we smoking on that lusion pack, you know what it is)
(Follow my kik)
(Follow my musical. Ly)
(Add me on f*****g-)
(WhatsApp)

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TROLL TO RULE ALL

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