Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Best Pickup Line!

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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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7points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

Bahahahaha

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I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single

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5points

Aloveraly

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Steve Eaton 1 year ago (edited)

Aint single, aint hot. Walk with cane. Suffering dementia. My sense of humor sometimes puzzling.

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Only one pick-up line, 53+ yrs ago: will you marry me? 😉🥰

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4points

Steve Eaton

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Steve Eaton (Submission author) 1 year ago

And we remain happily hitched today!,

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Are you a tide pod because you look like a snack 😉😉😉

*fingerguns*

(Please don’t eat tide pods though)

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3points

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

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Steve Eaton 1 year ago (edited)

Maybe diet pods? Or should i 'edit'? Im tied, can't decide.

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p1: there are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

p2: you are missing some letters

p1: oh right i forgot the letters u, r, a, q, t

p2: you still forgot one

p1: dw darling, you'll get the d later ;)

(never used this on someone lol)

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2points

shanila.pheonix_

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Steve Eaton 1 year ago

🙄

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'Excuse me, do you have time to complete a quick 1 minute survey?' Hand your phone over on the 'Add contact' screen.

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2points

Donkey boi

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

Hahaha very smooth

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Are you charmander? Because your my first pick
Are you Rick astley? Because I’m never going to give you up

(Ha Ik these aren’t pickup lines Rlly but )

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Final score:

2points