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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single

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Aloveraly
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aint single, aint hot. Walk with cane. Suffering dementia. My sense of humor sometimes puzzling.

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#3

Only one pick-up line, 53+ yrs ago: will you marry me? 😉🥰

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Steve Eaton
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#4

Are you a tide pod because you look like a snack 😉😉😉

*fingerguns*

(Please don’t eat tide pods though)

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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe diet pods? Or should i 'edit'? Im tied, can't decide.

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p1: there are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

p2: you are missing some letters

p1: oh right i forgot the letters u, r, a, q, t

p2: you still forgot one

p1: dw darling, you'll get the d later ;)

(never used this on someone lol)

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shanila.pheonix_
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#6

'Excuse me, do you have time to complete a quick 1 minute survey?' Hand your phone over on the 'Add contact' screen.

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Donkey boi
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#7

Are you charmander? Because your my first pick
Are you Rick astley? Because I’m never going to give you up

(Ha Ik these aren’t pickup lines Rlly but )

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Ralsei Da GoatBirb
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#8

"If you're single and open to it, could I have your number?"

I'm rather direct, LOL.

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jolie laide
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#9

*falls onto knees* PLEASE! PLEASE JUST GO OUT WITH ME! 😭

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Mysteria
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#10

Still married! 🥰😍
3 kids, 4 gkids, fifth gkid in oct.

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Steve Eaton
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#11

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
(This is from Gravity Falls)

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Grizzly milk
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#12

Do you like whales? Because we can Humpback at my place.

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Wonky Donkey
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#13

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?



Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

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Vermonta
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#14

GET OVER HERE!

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Uber Jason
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#15

*holding knee carefully*
Ouch, I skinned my knee…
…while falling for you 😏

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Unnamed Hooman
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#16

Hello

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David Furritus
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#17

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. (Pickup line)
.........But you aren't so.... (Roast)

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Monikorni Lahiri
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#18

Cant write. How 'bout if i print? No cursive available

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Steve Eaton
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#19

are u welch's? bc ur a pretty fruity snack
or
yeah that guy(or girl or person) that id kinda be into IiiiIIIiisssss..... YOU (be more chill refrence anyone?)

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niko! (he/him)
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#20

hey girl, wanna smell this cloth

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two-sided llama
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#21

Are you a cupcake? Because you look like a snack.

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)
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#22

Are you Duolingo cause you like to harass me😏

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MARCO HERRERO-SANCHEZ
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