Let there be roasts.
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guy one: do you smell something funny?
guy 2: what? no, do you?
guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.
your mom was a hamster and your dad smelt of elder berries. (nice roast)
That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.
Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)