Let there be roasts.

#1

You must have been born on a highway.... Cuz that's where accidents happen

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    #2

    If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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    #3

    guy one: do you smell something funny?

    guy 2: what? no, do you?

    guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.

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    LeProudDork
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your mom was a hamster and your dad smelt of elder berries. (nice roast)

    #4

    i would make a joke about your life,
    but your life is already a joke

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    #6

    That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.

    Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)

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