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Hey Pandas, Ever Heard The Phrase “There’s No Such Thing As A Stupid Question”? Well, Ask A Stupid Question
I think they underestimated us Pandas. Ask a stupid question.
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
The first lighter was invented in 1823, when was the heavier invented? Before or after?
Why does the English language occasionally force you to use a word multiple time in a row… example: “the food in my pantry that I had had had mold on it”
If someone from Iceland is Icelandic, someone from Thailand is Thailandic. But someone from Thailand is Thai. So someone from England is Eng. But someone from England is English. So someone from Switzerland is Switzerlish. But someone from Switzerland is Swiss.
Why? English is hard!
"Is it the shadow or the light that creates the image?" -Guy forgetting what light reflection was trying to explain it.
What came first the orange (fruit) or the orange (color)?
And?
And finally
Why is a cookie called a cookie when you bake it and bacon is called bacon when you cook it?
How much water would it take to make a guy named Walter the waiting waiter to water the plants of his daughter who is walling up an otter named potter who tried to sue her father because he wants to go yonder to water the plants?
Why did I end up being born a human? when I lay in bed at night I think deeply about what it would be like to be another animal (mainly Crayfish) it interests me so much why I ended up as a human (not complaining or anything) but it always leads me back to "because I just was"
Does anyone wanna hear about how dad face planted out of the teacups about an hour ago?
If potato = carrot and sugar = honey, what does chocolate equal?
Is Headless Roach a duck?
Back in the early nights I spent a lot of internet time on a website called " The Straight Dope". People would ask the most ridiculous questions and the author(s) would reply honestly (albeit sarcastically). It was awesome.
My favourite question, which I still think about regularly, was "If the entire population of China were to jump off of chairs simultaneously, would the impact be enough to throw the earth off its axis?". Short answer: No. Sadly.
If I kill someone, but nobody sees it or knows who they are, did I really kill someone?
Before was was was, was was is, but what was the was was that was or is? Why was or is it there? What was or is its purpose? And why did the was was that was actually exist? What was or is the was was?
One more—
You know how if you leave milk out in the sun, it turns into cheese?
well, what happens if you put cheese in a reeeeeeeally reallly cold place? will it turn back into milk? (btw i came up with this one myself so no stealing :D )
Why don’t people who are turning into a different direction in the street at a traffic light get to go when the cars are going the direction that they are?
Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway? Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments can go by car?
If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does Teflon stick to the frying pan?
If the Bite of 83 DIDNT happen, would that mean William wouldn’t go kill on a killing spree?
Did anybody else get lost watching Lost? Just finally got around to watching it. 2 more episodes to go and I'm still confused.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.... Does that mean Lucy lavenheim lens Legos to legolas? And that Henry harness hands Haagen-Dazs out at hospitals? Or that Billy brosting is banned from going to band?
Why do some things have so many different names? Parkway, highway, freeway. Street, Avenue, Circle, Drive, Lane, Boulevard. Sneakers, tennis shoes, gym shoes.
And why give a street different names? Pick one!
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?
If a mirror mirrors a mirror does the mirror mirror the mirror or does the mirror mirror the mirror in the mirror.
I know they sell hot dogs (12) and hot dog buns (8) by volume so why not talk to each other and start selling by numbers instead? Who can we talk to?
Yesterday was yesterday , today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow, but tomorrow it won't be tomorrow. Why does tomorrow never really get its day?
why do we have pps?
why are humans called humans if some of them do inhumane things?
why does my dog like butter?
why is bp called Bored Panda and not Bored (insert animal)?
Why does my head hurt constantly? Why does the thought of eating food disgust me? Why is it so hard for me to swallow? Why are my fingers always frozen? Am I dying?
This is unrelated but im putting it here: I have a theory that this site eventually turns everyone gay somehow. I didnt really get crushes on anyone before going on this site and before u know it Im in love with boys all the time and since april ive been a femboy. Let this be a warning to all u trolls out there. U have already been infected just by being on this site, it will get u soon.
im not gay tho. *mainly bc im a girl* *but also bc im not gay*
Load More Replies...This is unrelated but im putting it here: I have a theory that this site eventually turns everyone gay somehow. I didnt really get crushes on anyone before going on this site and before u know it Im in love with boys all the time and since april ive been a femboy. Let this be a warning to all u trolls out there. U have already been infected just by being on this site, it will get u soon.
im not gay tho. *mainly bc im a girl* *but also bc im not gay*
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