Some people say puns are the lowest form of comedy. I beg to differ. Who's ready to challenge I, The Pun Lord? PUN-pare yourselves, you PUN-seants! Mwahahahahaha!!!
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I relish the fact that you mustard the confidence to ketchup to my level of my punderstanding about puns. I´m gonna put you punderground with all of my puns. You probably have a bone to pick with me!
Tastes like some KID who's JOKING is really trying to beat ME at my own game. Ever been PUNished before?
This is going to be a punderful fight. I can tell this battle is going to be a skeleton of fun.