Just describe what you can do, doesn't have to be too complex.

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I can widen my nostrils on command

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    #2

    I can burp on command

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    #3

    I'm double jointed

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    #4

    I can whistle through my teeth

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    #5

    I can read upside down and backwards (not at the same time)

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    #6

    I can open doors and flush the toilet with my feet. I also have a really good memory and can recall things that happened to me in detail.

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