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Hey Pandas, Do The Florida Man Birthday Challenge (Closed)

Look up your birthday (but not the year on floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com) then Florida man. Don't tell us your birthday, just the event that happens on that day and month!

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#1

The top 3 results:
Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say.
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House.
Florida Man Arrested After Officers Watch Theft of Car on His Instagram Feed.

Final score:

7points

Chillace 3 years ago

sets his own house on fire

1point

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#2

I've never done this before so here it goes...
Florida man caught trying to eat stolen debit card
Florida man standing naked in his driveway, throwing rocks at passing cars
Florida man throws chair at child over a fight about donuts

I feel like I'm going to give myself a heart attack if I read any farther....

Final score:

5points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

For the first one, ew. For the second one, ew. For the third one, that is so messed up.

2points

#3

Florida man set store on fire during protest, florida man with no hands stabbed tourist, and florida man caught hiding with bags of drugs.

Final score:

4points

Anonymousplease 3 years ago

How do you stab someone when you have no hands?

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#4

Flordia man arrested for giving girlfriend a wet w***y.

Final score:

4points

Chillace 3 years ago

why do they censor w***y?

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#5

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say

Final score:

4points

LeProudDork(She/They)

Happi doggi 3 years ago

Wh-wh-WHY?

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#6

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder and arson.

Final score:

3points

Anonymousplease

Chillace 3 years ago

What do they mean half a head?

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#7

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women'
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon
Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight

Final score:

3points

JustABoredwing 3 years ago

Exactly how does dog poop become fatal?

1point

#8

Florida man arrested after fit of rage when Checkers ran out of lettuce. Florida man put semen is coworkers water. I think I won.

Final score:

3points

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

Chillace 3 years ago

wth do they mean checkers ran out of lettuce?

1point

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#9

Florida man accused of... self-pleasure in the Walmart toy aisle
Florida man robs gas station while wearing a drawn-on goatte
Florida man killed in-laws then ordered pizza?-
I think I’m the winner

Final score:

3points

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#10

First thing that appeared in the same year and day, Florida man was sending death threats and damaging their coworker’s computer

2nd one in same year was a Florida man that got a death sentence because he thought a guy with an Alabama hat was the antichrist

First one regardless of year is “Florida man tells his neighbors he’s going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named kindness” on the ifunny website

Final score:

3points

TheJestersApprentice

Chillace 3 years ago

thats my dads birthday!

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#11

Florida man calls 911 to ask for booze

Final score:

2points

Chillace 3 years ago

lol

1point

#12

Florida man punches fast-food employee.

Final score:

2points

Chillace 3 years ago

lol

1point

#13

Florida Man's murder was really an elaborate suicide with a balloon...
July 17th if you were wondering...

Final score:

2points

Chillace 3 years ago

thats near my birthday

1point

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#14

A Clearwater, Florida resident embarked on a bold strategy after MPs discovered syringes in his r****m when he was incarcerated in Pinellas County Jail.

He simply told the deputies that they were not his.

Final score:

2points

#15

1. Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
2. Florida man accused of cutting off p*nis of ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend

Final score:

2points

#16

Also, not my birthday, but I have a HILARIOUS one for November 3rd. Florida Man Loses Presidential Election.

Final score:

2points

*me* 3 years ago

Good.that’s very good

3points

#17

Florida man arrested after fit of rage when Checkers ran out of lettuce. Florida man put semen is coworkers water. I think I won.

Final score:

1point

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

*me* 3 years ago

Double post

1point

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#18

Florida man with machete tattoo accused of machete attack.

Final score:

1point

#19

The Florida resident has a solution to deal with Hurricane Dorian – ancient ice

Final score:

1point

#20

Florida man dumps dirt on girlfriends borrow car

Final score:

1point

#21

Only story: According to police, a man *self pleasured* outside of a Miami supermarket last Saturday afternoon.

Final score:

1point

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

My man...

1point

#22

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

Final score:

1point

#23

Feb 15th,golf course chase

Final score:

1point

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#24

Florida man was accused of threatening his neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray before cutting his head when he accidentally hit himself with the weapon.

Final score:

1point

Aurelia! 3 years ago

Wait...mine had to do with nunchucks and bug spray...what day is this for?

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#25

Florida man smokes pot in car celebrating “the return of Jesus”

Final score:

1point

#26

Few results:
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'

Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys

Georgia, but who cares: Man calls cops after hamburger with mayo left at his door

Florida Man Sentenced for Collecting Dead Mom's Social Security for 23 Years

6/12, for all interested.

Final score:

1point

AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

#27

A Florida man has been charged with stealing $14,000 worth of suits from Walt Disney for two years. A video released by the Orange County Sheriff's Office shows investigators fighting suspect when they question him about the House Of Mice thefts.

Final score:

1point

LunaLovegood987

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#28

Florida man stashes meth deep in his belly button.

Final score:

1point

#29

Top 3 for me "are:

"Florida Man Wrestles Alligator to Save His Bulldog - and Wins"
"Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac"
"Florida Man Arrested After Stabbing Victim With 'Homemade Throwing Star', Police Said"

Final score:

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Chillace

@Juan Hernadez. I am ack. When I comment it says "Undefined". If I upvote a post it just doesnt count my upvote. I also tried emailling them, ut its not working.

@Juan Hernadez. I am ack. When I comment it says "Undefined". If I upvote a post it just doesnt count my upvote. I also tried emailling them, ut its not working.

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Bina Cobbler 3 years ago

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2points

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