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Hey Pandas, Describe Something Horribly Yet Accurately, And Let Us Guess What’s That. (Closed)
Hey Pandas, describe something horribly yet accurately for fellow Pandas to guess in the comments. Please make sure to add what category it is (food, movie, person, etc.) since this post may have a variety of topics.
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#1
Category:movie
Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection
Final score:
3points
#2
Category: movie
A billionaire devotes his life to cosplay and beating up a mentally ill clown and a bald Tom Hardy
Final score:
3points
#3
Category: movie
Mercenary with a pet bear stops incest between brother and sister
Final score:
3points
#4
Category ~ book series
A teen boy, a teen girl, and a middle aged man with hairy legs do the extreme to insure their grandfather never wakes up.
Final score:
3points
#5
Catagory:movie
Young man dresses up as bug and fights an armored green elf, while people cheer as he shoots sticky white stuff all over buildings and binds men against their will while taking pictures of them for money.
Final score:
2points
#7
Category: food/drink
Hot water passed through ground up seeds
Final score:
1point
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Congratulations for realizing coffee is a seed, not a bean 👍
#8
Category:movie
A noseless man fights a magic teenager
Final score:
1point
#9
Category: Movie
Gurls parents go bye bye forever and toy goes die die to dog, kid, and people
Final score:
1point
#10
Category- thing? Nasal stimulating vapour batons
Final score:
1point
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I was thinking nasal spray (like for colds or allergies or covid vaccine)
#11
Movie:
Billionaire beats up immigrant, but then befriend him cause their moms have the same name
Final score:
1point
#12
Movie
Put that RING back where it came from or so help me ... ... The trilogy
Final score:
1point
#13
Movie:
Love triangle between a Dog a Teenage girl and a 100 year old pedofile
Final score:
1point
#14
C: movie/book
Bad@ss mentally unhinged vigilante solves a superhero murder case
Final score:
1point
#15
Category: food
Oysters in the mountains
Final score:
1point
#17
Category: movie
Dude go bye bye to the human eye
Final score:
0points
#18
Foods:
1. Lettuce sauce
2. Leaf juice
3. Potato icing
(all of these have been said by yours truly)
Final score:
0points
#20
Category:movie
2 orphans fight in the rain and argue about their Mothers’ names
Final score:
0points
#21
category:job
getting things for customers too lazy to go to the store
Final score:
0points
#22
Category: animal
Black(sometimes white or brown) takes whatever it wants, and is super funny to watch on YouTube
Final score:
0points
#23
Category: Movie
Rich orphan doesn't help a penniless family who would do and do anything for him.
Final score:
0points
#24
You-thats-not-you falls into an alternate universe alongside a girl who just threatened to murder you-but-not-you
Final score:
0points
#25
category: animal
-Caotic and lazy
-Will bite your hand off if you touch it
-Feed it on time or parish from existance
-Fluff
Final score:
0points
#26
Okay I got three… first two will be easy if you think about it. But the third is not a well known movie (at least in North America).
1. Useless dude gets famous by using a schizo rat.
2. Man betrays his entire race so he can clap blue alien cheeks.
3. Two brothers are about to lose their supernatural jobs. One runs away to generate chaos to get their entire race famous again. Other tries to stop their dumbaśs brother. Also, dance party.
Final score:
0points
#27
Category: food
Something made from potatoes and you buy it from the store and expect the bag to be full but it’s only half full because half of its flavored air. Also a very popular snack for many occasions.
Final score:
0points
#28
category: book ( and movie and play)
little girl bullies evil principal with chalk
Final score:
0points
#29
Crunchy water with hairs
Final score:
0points
#30
Category: show
Girl gets trapped in a demon world and has to fight zombie goo like monster emperor to save the world
Final score:
0points
#31
Annoying younger relatives sent from satan himself
Final score:
0points
#32
all are movies
1) Grumpy emo chick ponders whether to shag a corpse or a dog over several years
2) Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry
3) orphan spends 7 years being a third wheel
4) talking frog convinces boy to kill his dad
5) drug addict girl takes advantage of mentally chanllenged boy...for 3 decades.
Final score:
0points
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
2 is Lord of the rings. 3 is Harry Potter (think Ron and Hermione). 4 is star wars (yoda is the talking frog)
#33
got more movies
1) guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters
2) The one where Jennifer Aniston lost her man Infront of the world
3) Kid comes out of the closet
4) (actually its a show) people drinking coffee for 10 years
5) Paranoid billionaire afraid of immigrant
6) man child learns to be adult
7) woman abandons all her standards to win back horny teenager with greasy hair
Final score:
0points
Mini the Angel 1 year ago (edited)
4 is friends, my mom keeps re-watching it EVERY FREAKING DAY AND I LOVE IT
#34
Describing a game here
Okay so there are these 4 dudes, and there' these four princesses, (one of them is secretly a clown but don't worry about it)
Final score:
0points
#35
Category - movie
A man's wife is brutally killed by a serial killer which leaves their son badly hurt. In a twisted turn of events, the son is kidnapped and then the father has to travel thousands of kilometres to find his son with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Final score:
0points
#36
C:Movie
Dude finds magic mask that gives him superpowers and makes him super h0rny
Final score:
0points
#37
C: movie
Cancer survivor saves his kidnaped girlfriend from dude with similar powers
Final score:
0points
#38
C: Movie
Grey Thanos hunts for 3 magic boxes while fighting ragtag heroes led by a mentally unstable billionaire obsessed with flying rodents
Final score:
0points
#39
C: movie
Rick and Morty except Doc isn’t a depressed drunk drug addict
Final score:
0points
#40
C:movie
Keanu Reeves wakes up to reality by taking drugs
Final score:
0points
#41
C: movie
Mercenary dies and a devil turns him into a cooler more powerful Batman
Final score:
0points
#42
Category: food
1. Moldy milk, but tasty
2. Fruit blood
Final score:
0points
#43
Category:book
A dead guy, a female grim reaper for heroes and a few other dead people try to chain up an overgrown dog
Final score:
0points
#44
Category: movie
Man dying from cancer, Dr Becker's front desk girl, and a new kid on the block. People are placed in a situation that will cause them to hurt themselves and/or others. NKOTB tries to catch the guy dying with cancer who turns out to be nursed by Dr Becker's front desk girl.
Final score:
0points
#45
Category: movie
Man dying from cancer, Dr Becker's front desk girl, and a new kid on the block. People are placed in a situation that will cause them to hurt themselves and/or others. NKOTB tries to catch the guy dying with cancer who turns out to be nursed by Dr Becker's front desk girl.
Final score:
0points
#46
Category: food
You rip the skin off in long damp strips to reveal the pale fleshy insides. As you eat the strips slowly bruise to a grotesque purple-brown.
Final score:
0points
#47
Category: Movie
Man with mental issues attempts to solve world suffering with his rock collection while complainers try and stop him.
Final score:
0points
#48
Web service responsible for one of the worst online dates in movie history
this is an older movie, 1990s, and was really nothing but one long advertisement for this company)
Final score:
0points
#49
That movie where the girl and guy are in love on a boat but she is higher in some way and she won't make space on the door.
Final score:
0points
#50
Category: Video Game
Man from Europe uses illegal substances and is transported to a land where he angers PETA and hits on women with his sibling and tiny diaper children.
Final score:
0points
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