Petition to allow all retail workers to slap one Karen per calendar month. Two if its their birthday.

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Sarah Barker

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Petition to change the name of ‘Fire Ants’ to ‘Spicy Bois’

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Petition to Cap the Gap. Owners, CEO, mangers can only earn a certain percentage above the lowest paid employee in the entire corporation. Includes all forms of income, shares, benefits, kickbacks, retreats, bonuses.

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A petition that anyone who refuses to wear a mask in public receives a small electric shock when they enter a building of any kind. Nothing to do damage, but enough to let them know there is a cost to their decision.

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Robin Roper

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I need signatures so we can make Taco Tuesdays a fundamental human right.

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Thorfin Wolfsbane

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Petition to have a whole month where the students teach on whatever they want. Movies, games, books, doesn't matter. snacks are involved too

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your socially awkward cousin

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I would like to make it obligatory that men must wear a hat in public. I’m not talking about baseball, I’m talking proper hats, bowlers, top, fedoras etc and they must doff them when greeting a lady.

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Steve Barnett

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A petition to make all politicians undergo a full battery of psychological and intelligence test before being able to run for office, so the people know exactly who they are voting into office

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Unwelcomed Guest

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I need signatures to make it absolutely illegal to have spammers call and "check on my auto warranty"

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Ozymandias73

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I would like a petition for every congress-person or senator to have every corporate sponsor tattooed on their face.

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Colin L

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Signatures in here for free cookies every day

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Chloe

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Petition to award USD$10 billion to the person who can make a less believable fiction story than the reality of 2020-21.

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Jeff Diamond

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Petition for a law where people have to say/do at least one nice thing for someone else every day.

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Deutschland Mädchen

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(Saw this on the internet but still love the idea of it)
Petition for there to be one day a year where we turn off all of our lights at night in our time zones so we can stargaze and see everything

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PjandBolt

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Petition for those who forbid women to have an abortion to adopt these children, pay for insurance, healthcare and college fees.

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Caro Caro

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A petition to change the homophobic people’s minds. I don’t wanna hurt them, just wanna love unoprressed

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Pansexual fnaf weeb

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A petition that any organization or person questioning the legitimacy of an election must pay 10 times the cost of the recount if proven wrong.

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Kona Pake

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A petition that politicians must not lie otherwise they will incur a $100,000 fine per instance.

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Kona Pake

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I petition that when parents divorce the kids stay in one house and the parents have to stay on their weekends or weeks then go to their own house instead of the kids being bounced back and forth.

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Ronda Schmidt

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Yes or Yes?
A: Yes
B: Yes

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Titas Burinskas

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Make America Grate Again!

Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese!

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Bacony Cakes

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We should have a petition to let us have a robot of our favorite animal for a pet (if it’s wild) and if it’s domestic then we legally get one (unless allergic then you would get robot) and you have to take care of it or it gets taken

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Kai Scadden

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Petition to change everyone who is named ‘Alfie’’s name to ‘Stormageddon Dark Lord of All’ ?
I need 50 signatures. :D

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Unnamed Hooman

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A petition that bacon be officially renamed "the candy of meat"

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Chich

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PETITION TO BAN PETITIONS!!!

1.______________
2.______________
3.______________

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Rebekah Tracy

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A petition that men must wear an undergarment or shirt to cover their breasts at all times like women have to in public. An also an amendment that no body hair is acceptable in public on any body part except top of head (ie hair styles) and brows. (Let that upkeep cost sink in for beauty standards.)

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Mad Mar

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A petition that adoption be mandatory for right to lifers in states that ban abortions.

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Kona Pake

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A petition to go back in time to the 90’s and have a do over

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Unwelcomed Guest

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Petition to rename Barry uk to Florida 2

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Cat the rat queen

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Czechs demand access to the sea!

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Aron Brown

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Petition that all dogs all over the world would have a loving home.

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Dog Lover

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That all cats receive royal titles

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Unwelcomed Guest

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Im creating a petition to make everyone like pineapple on pizza. Its good people

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The Average Human

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Petition to forever eliminate handshakes. Instead the person to initiate the hello will bow and the second party will curtesy.

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Anna Wu

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petition for every houses backyard to come with a bird feeder and birdbath. (unless there is a bird disease in the area)

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𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖 !

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In the spirit of equal rights, I petition for men to have menstrual cycles, breasts, and be able to give birth.

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the two youtz

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y'all know the St James center in Edinburgh put googley eyes on it

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niegrzeczny polak

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A law creating a political report card and annual vote of confidence. A non-partisan group is formed that creates a simplified report on what the politician has done, how they voted on issues, what the issues were and who benefited. Then, every year a vote of confidence is held where those politicians have to pass to stay in office. Advertising is not allowed and those that failed are prevented from ever holding office again and connect take jobs, either directly or indirectly, working for groups that have benefitted from laws or rules they introduced. Immediate family is also disqualified.

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Jerry Mathers

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There’s a real petition to bring back the 2008 Pumpkin Kitty at build a bear on Change.org. Definitely recommend signing it.

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TTCA Gravity

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Petition to make people sign a petition saying we have to make cats sign a petition to make dogs sign a petition to make birds sign a petition to ban petitions

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The Witch Doctor

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Petitions to:

Make the word "scrimpled" an adjective meaning the grooved effect on butter when spread onto bread by a serrated edge knife

Ban all negative miserable soap operas like Eastenders.

Make illegal the religious education of children until after age 8 to put an end to indoctrination.

Make Bored Panda a regular TV show.

Make the date of the first moon landing an international day of celebration.

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Zak Rasten

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Petition for passing lane drivers that won’t yield or drivers that ride in that lane. When someone is caught doing this, they have camera and software installed in their cars that prevent them from ever driving in that lane again. If they are caught disabling or other circumventing the software, a lifetime ban from ever entering the freeways.

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Jerry Mathers

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A petition to outlaw the use of The phrase, “you know”.

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Ok. Serious here. I would like to petition Someone to explain the extra letters after LGBT(Q)+. I get the original 4. Q not so much, because I thought calling someone queer was an insult. And I'm just unclear as to what the other letters represent. (No cable, not on social media, tend not to socialize much, home is where my heart is)
I have no trouble accepting people for who they are or how they identify. But I also don't want to make random strangers uncomfortable by asking personal questions. And knowledge can lead to better understanding in general. And maybe it will lead to some people who are not accepting to understand better and be more accepting. So, can someone help with that? Thanks Pandas!

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H.L.Lewis

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Petition to legally allow people to bury or cremate anyone who says "I'm dead." If they say "I'm literally dead," then you are also legally entitled to 50% of their will.

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Offically recognize Bleen as a hew number between six and seven

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iblowsheep

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Petition to require any person who refuses to let another parent/guardian in the car line (alternating of course) to be made to go to the end of the line. It takes a split second to be a decent person, don't keep people waiting on the highway.

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Terilee Bruyere

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A petition to add claws to stoplights. If you haven’t moved when the light turns green (checking your phone, eating, looking for things in your car, etc), the claw picks you up and won’t set you back down until the road at that light is empty.

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Jerry Mathers

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I petition that we do away with two party politics. They are as bad as each other.

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Kristen Welch

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A petition to force all influencers to never be in public anywhere!

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Join me in signing a petition that deters customers from spewing that god awful joke “ well it must be free!”. With your signature, these super unfunny dad joke extraordinaires will be forced to wear the cone of shame around their necks, sending a message to the rest of the flock every time that vitriol leaves their lips.

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Amy Face

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Sign up here for men to have mandatory vasectomies once they become sexually mature and mandatory sexual education classes on what consent is and self control is.. You know instead of blaming women for everything and forcing them into staying in an unwanted pregnancy because it is no one else's damn business what a woman's decision on her body is.

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Danse Macabre Cat

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a petition to increase the taxes on companies that dont pay the living wage to the workers. why should the rest of us have to pay for them just being effin greedy

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les

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A petition to eliminate daylight savings time in the U.S.

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Vasha

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This is a story but it’s really good!
I went to Montessori from 3yrs old-2nd grade. You could go anywhere you wanted as long as you did handwriting, reading, and math. So someone didn’t like handwriting and made a petition against it. So everyone did, like all 274 kids did. Im just going to give a few examples of what I saw.
Primary (3-6)
“Let me poop freely”
“Make more than just biscuits!”
“Don’t make me wear Cody’s underwear”
Elementary (6-11)
“LGB and no t”
“Don’t listen to the other person”
“No more muffins”

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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I want a petition to end the office of the president. It’s now just a overblown popularity contest for both sides. All the other side does is override the other once in office. It’s becoming an endless stalemate. My side vs your side at this extreme is disgusting. The answers are in the middle.

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Mik J

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Petiton to create more cg5's and jt music's in a lab.

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Ravenkingofaplanet

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Petition to get mods for life. Such as: Hogwarts Mod. Go to Diagon Alley and get your wand today!

Bonus petition: cheats for life. Start out with 20k if you like. Start your job at level 5. Cheat your relationship to 100. Cheat pregnancy to in labor. Can you tell I play the Sims?

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Muff_Fluff

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Anyone over the age of 16, regardless of gender, nationality and status who steps off an escalator and immediately stops or blocks any ways because of stupidly standing around scratching his head, "checking" his phone or spontaneously forgetting how to walk should receive a punishment as described:
1st offense: MASSIVE kick in the ass by anyone offended by this behavior
2nd offense: three months in prison
3rd offense: Forced to stay at home for at least 1 year, because of being to stupid to walk in public.

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Alex the awful German

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A petition to make it mandatory for all dogs who want pets, get pets.

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I am so tired

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I petition that all cars come with a huge spatula on the right side that way you can flip the car driving slow in the passing lane

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Kaleb

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A petition to have all food that is thrown away after an hour from convenience stores, fast food, etc donated to food banks, or give it to the needy at the 59 minute mark. SO much waste, it's crazy!!!

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Donae Sommerfeld Lugo

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A law that every person - male or female - receives compulsory, yet reversible, birth control implants or surgery at puberty. It can not be reversed until each person proves to an examination board they are financially and emotionally stable enough to provide a decent, secure home to raise a child. (As people who wish to adopt must do.)

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Vasha

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A petition to require COVID-19 violators be substance to community service at hospitals.

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Kona Pake

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A petition to stop calling everyone bro or brau …

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Lucky2BAlive

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A petition to make "Living in America" by James Brown the office anthem of the U.S.

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Hotrobot

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petition to force donut shops to give out free samples of full-sized donuts to everyone, but especially homeless people. all food anywhere is free for homeless people.

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Sylvanticx

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Now collecting signatures to remove the Insert key from QWERTY keyboards.

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Sarah

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Petition so that if a kid gets bullied more than three times and tell a teacher who doesn’t do anything then they have rights to punch the teacher who’s letting it happens.. teachers would stop letting bullying happen real quick

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Petition for writers to make Tumblr stuff actual published stories
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Have you heard of the gay Island post

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Carmen Sandiego

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A petition should be made it is hasn't to make Sean Lock's Nazi Island a real TV show, if you haven't heard of this google it.

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Ian Reynolds

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A petition that requires any person running for public office must have served in the military

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Kona Pake

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That Lucky Charms makes an all marshmallow cereal.
Would it be cereal?

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Mik J

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Petition to change Post's Malone's first part of his rap name to Eye. Eye Malone. Im alone

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1. Petition to make anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, etc. pay for the healthcare of those who can't afford it.
2. Make arks in places and spread the news that vaccines are given inside them (not just COVID, but they'll probably make you pay for them). People who have been confused by anti-vaxxers can be given proper information in it. People who refuse to listen to reason can be left out. Then we flood the areas.

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RandomX123

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Petition to take back the Holy Land

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I hereby petition that every horror movie must, prior to obligatory sex scene, that a male partner must completely undress and flash the audience before the sex act begins. Also ask his partner if he/she likes what he/she sees. #Equality

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A petition to require game show and reality show producers, writers and directors compete against each other on TV prior to the shore going into production. Because, if it’s good enough for them to compete it’s good enough for the public to compete.

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Kona Pake

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petition please funny classes

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Tan

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Petition for iPhones to give you a 3% battery reminder. I’m just not worried enough when it’s 10% and the next thing I know my phone is shutting down. I call for change!

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For Caitlyn Jenner to change her name to Trans. Trans Jenner. Transgender.

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Derek Watkins

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Petition to ban people from telling me no.

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The “Quirky” Main Character

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Petition for hedgehogs to be renamed cactus nuggets. 🦔

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Willow Roberts

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Petition to stop comments about one-ply! There are people who like one-ply and we will defend our right to use it!

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Anna Repp

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I'm petitioning to ban frivolous petitions. Hurry up and sign it while you still can.

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CENSORED BY BP!

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