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What would that baby looks like?
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#1
The centipede found on the toothbrush robbed a tourist in Thailand.
Final score:
3points
#2
This baby is loaded with celebrity news and always has the latest tea.
Final score:
2points
#3
Introverts have been licking poisonous toads/smoking their secretions in national parks in America.
Final score:
2points
Black Pearl (Submission author) 2 years ago
Sorry, I messed it up. *This introverted baby has been licking poisonous toads/smoking their secretions in national parks in America
#4
This baby has a lot of strange talents and loves telling people about herself.
Oh and BTW, it's a panda.
Final score:
1point
#7
The baby murdered a 9-year-old in a bathroom with a carpeted toilet seat.
Final score:
1point
#8
Here's how Twitter engineer Says it will break in the Christmas Markets that can be found Near.
(Would you like to enjoy traditional Christmas markets, but staffing isn't able to sustain the platform.)
Sources of this frankentitle with a subtitle are https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/11/08/1062886/heres-how-a-twitter-engineer-says-it-will-break-in-the-coming-weeks/ and https://www.iltalehti.fi/matkajutut/a/3ca1c0e9-713f-474b-b121-28c5803c59ec
Final score:
1point
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