Pick a superpower and let someone choose your side effect. They can have mercy and pick something that isn't much of a problem or they could completely ruin the ability.. have fun!

#1

The power of invisiblity.

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#2

To be able to talk to animals

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#3

Telekinesis! (The ability to move objects with your mind)

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#5

time manipulation

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#6

The ability to read minds

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Flare
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side effects: You read the thoughts of everyone within 10 feet of you at once. You can't control it.

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#7

To not feel aches or pains or tired. Body refreshes everytime you waken.

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Paul Harris
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side effort: Because of the effort for you body to refresh you sleep for 23 hours a day

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#8

The ability to teleport.

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#9

Hydrokinesis :>

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char
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the amount of water you can control is equal to the amount of water you've drunk in the last 24 hours

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#10

You Have A Piece Of Paper Where You Can Draw Anything And It Appears In Front Of You!

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#11

the ability to see through any solid object

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#12

You can manipulate metal

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#14

The ability to understand all forms of communication / language. (Math, sign language, global verbal languages, written, etc.)

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#15

Able to make people to love you.

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#16

Stop time but not the folks around you

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#18

The power to have all powers

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#19

The power to make anyone fall in love with me

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#20

The ability to understand women.

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Bec
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But when you try to present your findings, men refuse to accept them

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#21

Although Deadpool makes a good case for 'Common Sense' (as opposed to Spider-Sense), I think I'll go with Empathy, as in the Star Trek: TOS series 'The Empath'. Using it to help people. Of course, for decades now, I've told people that my dream job is Santa Claus. I wish I had infinite resources to do good things for people. (Twilight Zone's 'Night of the Meek' is one of my all-time favorite episodes.)

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John Dilligaf
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for those who don't know, the episode features an alien woman, Gem, who has the power to heal wounds and injuries in others by absorbing them into herself. She then heals at an accelerated rate.................................... Side effect - You can absorb the wounds and injuries of others and they heal instantaneously, but not you. You heal at the normal human rate.

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#22

Shape-shifting

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Bear Hall
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would get uglier every time: 5 shifts "Frankenstein's Monster", 10 shifts the "Swamp thing", 20 shifts "The Blob".

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#23

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think probably the ability to fly- but with wings, not like Superman

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#24

Being able to understand and speak every language and culture in the world, fluently.

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char
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but no matter which language you're speaking, you have a ridiculously bad accent that makes people cringe

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#25

To be able to go back in time

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featherytoad
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may accidentally alter the future, and not in a good way.

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#27

You can eat anything you want and it doesn't cause you to gain weight.

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CG
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't absorb any of the nutrients from the foods you consume, and receive no benefits from what you eat.

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#28

Can become a penguin whenever I want

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CG
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side effect: You can't communicate with anybody, be it animals or humans, when in penguin form.

#30

being able to get get competent mental health care in america

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Justin Tyme
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But your mental health problem is that you imagine you are in America.

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#31

The ability to understand women.

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#32

Stopping time, so I can sleep in

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#33

The ability of super high iq (but I hide it so ppl think I'm dumb)

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#34

copying other peoples powers and/or abilities

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Ari Maranichi
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

side effect: you can only do it for 10 minutes at a time, and you have to speak to them to start that 10 minutes

#36

being able to breathe underwater

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ArodTheHorrible
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side effect: Switching back and forth from air to water takes 2.5 minutes of terrifying near asphyxiation

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#37

Power: The ability to know the correct course of action to take or decision to make in any given situation.

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whineygingercat
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side effect: like most politicians, you are unable to act upon your decisions.

#38

the ability to see the full spectrums of light.

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#39

the ability to make phone calls from almost anywhere.

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#40

What a super interesting and thoughtful question, we should will dedicate our time to cogitate upon the matter as it will surely bring together society and we would all acknowledge you as our saviour.

The power to be sarcastic at any moment in response to any situation.

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Yesn't (they/them) 🇺🇦️‍
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you can't be nice, whenever your friend/family/partner is in pain, you can only respond with, "wow. I feel your pain sooooo much," and it ends up destroying all the relationships you worked so hard to secure, and every single witty reply scrapes the emotionless black void you fought so hard to avoid all those years in therapy. But then again, you get a lot of upvotes (this isn't hating on Nathaniel btw, I'm trying to be funny)

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