I don't think I need to explain further-

#1

"You played with Brian at lunch, we are not friends any more!"

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#2

*walking around that playground edge thing that was supposed to keep the mulch in but never worked*

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#4

"Joe pushed me off the slide!!!!!" 😭😭😭

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#6

If you love the slide, why don’t you mawwy it?

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#8

Teacher I need to go pot- nevemind

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#9

OOOH AMY AND REMI SHARED THEIR ANIMAL CRACKERS TODAY THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEE IM TELLING MY MAMA

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#10

Kid: *crying* YESTURDEY MOMMY AND DADDY WAS MEEN TO MEEEEEEE

Other kid: wut did dey do to u?

Kid: DEY ABUSED MEEEE

Teacher: *overhears* *runs over to kids*

Teacher: Your parents abused you? What happened?

Kid: DEY MADE ME EET MY VEJTABULS (vegetables)

Teacher: *faints with relief*

Other kid: OH NO DA TEECHER IS DED

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#11

*hiding in the corner drawing in the dirt with sticks*

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#12

Kid: MERMEOW OVERLORD PROMISED ME THAT THEY WOULD START THE CAT UPRISING “TOMORROW” AND THEY NEVER DID AND ITS BEEN 50 YEARSSSSS *cries* THEYRE A LIAR

*mermeow overlord has left the chat*

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#13

*parent walks in* *sees DP lying on the floor* *sees Madally holding the swings hostage* *sees ThatBlackNightingale picking their nose* *screams*

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#15

EWWW!!! RYAN HAS COOTIES RYAN HAS COOTIES!!!!!! *runs with ball and trips* ….*opens mouth* WAAHAHAJAJWJWJWJWWKAAAAAAAAJAJEKWWOOSOSDKDN

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#17

You- *swears*
Kid- *gasp* I’m telling
You- no!
Kid- teacher!
Teacher- yes?
Kid- *looks at you* I gotta go to da bafroom

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#18

Lex the amazing slay kid: HEY MERMEOW OVERLORD I BET YOU CANT SPELLL

Mermeow overlord: YES I CANNNNNN

Lex the amazing slay kid: OH REALLY? SPELL “ICUP” THENNNN

mermeow overlord: i-c-u-p…

Lex the devious child: EWWWW IM TELLING THE TEACHERRRRR

lex the devious child again: MS. MADALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! MERMEOW OVERLORD SAID SOMETHING INNAPROPRIATEEEEEE

Mermeow overlord: *crying*

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#22

"Teacher, can I go home? They're scaring me."

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◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(In teacher) I’m sorry but you can’t go home, your mum is still at work and she told me you might get scared so I prepared something for you. Let’s go to this quiet room where you can play alone and no one will scare you.

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#24

I am a princess, I am your majesty queen black nightingale- lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BABIES RONALD, I want 6 kids! 6 girls, because girls are better.

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#25

TEEEEEAAAAACCCCCHHHHHEEEERRRRR DP VOMITED ON ME!! EWWWWW WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE VOMITED BECOS THATBLACKNIGHTINGALE PICKED THEIR NOSE!!!! EWWWWWWWW.
WWWAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! (That was crying)

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#28

CHEXYWEXY CALLED THE FBI! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH*hides under table clutching toy demon*

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#29

Ok, being a teacher for young kids is hard!
It’s kinda fun though…

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