I like making element jokes, I try not to do periodically though.

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Non-Bananary hooman

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Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.

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BingoMark

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This one isn't exactly a pun but I just had to share it, who is the actor that plays Wolverine? A Huge-Jacked-Man.

Never fails to make me laugh. Lol

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denzoren

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I asked a French man is he played video games. He said Wii

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Cyberspace05

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I would, but I'm so punderful at them I would crush you

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Furious Salamander

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what is a crocidiles favorite drink (gator)ade

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mr. cheeto chester

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There was a boat that shipped penis shaped potatoes. The crewmates say it was a dictatorship

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Chillace

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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee no one has ever heard them.

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Outlawzen

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The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

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Speedgoat

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The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

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Speedgoat

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I used to be a banker ... I lost intrest!

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The Real Butters

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my fave puns:
Me: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. Someone:Oh my! Who!? Me: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? Someone: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
Me:No it was with a knife.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance. She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.

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LeProudDork(She/They)

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You know what they say... Time Flies Like A Butterfly, Fruit Flies Like A Banana.

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vicious_circle

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Not really, but my jokes have pretty good punchlines. My puns are pretty hard to punderstand sometimes. I jest wish people found me punny.

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Outlawzen

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What do you call a boiling kettle on the peak of mount everest? A high-pot-in-use

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Emo Sloth

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I mean I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

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-logansucrose- (he/him)

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