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#1

I like making element jokes, I try not to do periodically though.

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#2

Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.

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#3

This one isn't exactly a pun but I just had to share it, who is the actor that plays Wolverine? A Huge-Jacked-Man.

Never fails to make me laugh. Lol

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#4

I asked a French man is he played video games. He said Wii

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#5

I would, but I'm so punderful at them I would crush you

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#6

what is a crocidiles favorite drink (gator)ade

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#7

There was a boat that shipped penis shaped potatoes. The crewmates say it was a dictatorship

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#8

I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee no one has ever heard them.

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#9

The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

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The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah first time it said there was an error, try again later...then I got a two-fer.

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#11

I used to be a banker ... I lost intrest!

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#12

my fave puns:
Me: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. Someone:Oh my! Who!? Me: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? Someone: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
Me:No it was with a knife.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance. She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.

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#13

You know what they say... Time Flies Like A Butterfly, Fruit Flies Like A Banana.

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#14

Not really, but my jokes have pretty good punchlines. My puns are pretty hard to punderstand sometimes. I jest wish people found me punny.

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#15

What do you call a boiling kettle on the peak of mount everest? A high-pot-in-use

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#16

I mean I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

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