Omg fictional! That would be the best!

Past, I wish I could have been by myself to tell me I’d be okay :)

never work and live a short period of time. i don't wanna live forever

Rhymes because if you like need to tell 911 what’s your emergency then you would have to be like Lol idk

$10M because i can invest it and get a return of at least 3% per year, which is $300,000 and $1k per week is only $52,000 per year.

I’d love to fly, be my dream self.

15 in one day

Rats. They could cook for me and it’s harder to kill a person than a rat

TikTok. Influences are cringe af

1. Language, 2, no hearing (finally can get some peace), and 3. Kitties

Depends on your definition of "lots of money" I would happily work long hours for 5 years and then be rich and not have to work the rest of my life.

are we talking about sunburn? bc i dont really burn that way so im gonna choose drown

Mythical animal as a pet, definitely. A mini cerberus would be adorable

FICTIONAL PERSONNNNNNNN Minho. Mazerunner. He can be the sarcastic best friend.

I think I’d pick a dragon as my mythical animal (I play a How to Train Your Dragon game, called School of Dragons, and mine is an adult Flightmare. Black and blue. His name is Shadow. So if my virtual pet could be in real life, I would totally pick him.)

Tough one. I can see that a dragon would be really cool to have as a pet. Free airmiles. HOWEVER it might eat too much and probably burninator stuff too much. So probably going with fictional person as a significant other. In which case, Hermione Granger. She's disciplinarian, feminist, anti-slavery, hot, smart, and can do anything with her magic. Heart her.

mythical pet! I want a dragon

fictional character. Friends: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) Micheal Afton (Fnaf)

I can’t choose

Ohh this is a tough one! You could combine both with a mermaid? 😉 I'm fictoplatonic so I'll have a fictional person as a friend please, but different versions of them so the Eighth, Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctor please with Cameo appearances from the Fifth and Seventh 😂💖😂

fictional character as an SO, i would totes choose Jesus Of Suburbia from American Idiot

I love dragons but I'd go for a giant armoured polar bear please.

Gandalf as my friend. Because...Gandalf.

Fictional character. Being friends with Inosuke or Rengoku would be great.

Mythical animal. WEREWOLVES.

This one is really though. I’m undecided. If it’s a person I think it’ll be Skulduggery Pleasant, or Hermione Granger, or Kady Grant. If it’s the mythical pet, I think a Pegasus or a phoenix?

Mythical animal! Would love a dragon!!

I’m a drummer, so the eyesight would be something I couldn’t lose from one of my favorite hobbies.

Swing on a star. How I imagine it is literally a swingset attached to a star in the sky in space. (I’d swing in space, feel zero gravity, and it would be so much fun. Also pretty)

Is stopping time permanent?

-40 c. So many blankets and sweaters.

tough question.

Werewolf. I like being able to go out in the sunshine, and blood tastes bad.

easy, listen to the problems of everyone i meet

I'd rather meet people in person I can live without the internet got along perfectly fine without it before.

Always be there

Sprint everywhere. It would keep me in shape at least

I wouldn't want someone reading my mind (Mainly due to the dirty thoughts that linger there), so I would want to teleport.

One house for the rest of my life

I think seeing attractive faces on babies and animals would creep me out. I pick a bucket of saliva as long as it’s my own.

We got bed bugs once and that is an experience I never want to have again. You literally cannot kill them with any kind of spray or bug bomb. They multiply like crazy and burrow into wood, clothing, books, furniture, everything. To get rid of them you have to call an exterminator, then remove any pictures, artwork, aerosol cans, bath products, musical instruments, all kinds of stuff. Then the exterminator comes in and blast your entire house with some ungodly amount of heat for like 4 hours. Then you have dead bed bugs to deal with. The exterminator alone cost us $4,000. Granted, I didn't shop around because... bed bugs.

My mom is currently going through this. Her stepmom (but they’re still as close as mother-daughter) is getting old and becoming mentally impaired. It’s a big hassle, and her and her sisters are trying to figure out what to do with her. I’d pick to raise 2 kids, especially because I don’t want to think about my parents like that.

Closet. Cars are filthy and my dog prefers the closet anyways /s

money. Money can buy love. I am old. I have had poverty and wealth. I have had loveless marriage and nuclear grade love. I promise you money can buy anything including happiness. Hear me out. What is the biggest cause of marital breakups? Answer: infidelity and/or money problems. Infidelity is usually caused by low self-esteem in the male when he isn't earning enough, so he feels useless and tries to recoup it by cheating. Hence: money is the problem. Thus, to have a happy marriage, money must be stable. So infinite money means an infinitely happy marriage. Now. If you mean infinite love in the spiritual sense: suppose the world as Buddha says is full of suffering. Most of that suffering is due to poverty. Almost all suffering in fact. Even unexpected deaths etc. can be prevented with money. SO. If you have infinite money, you can eradicate poverty world-over and make everyone happy. THEREFORE, again, infinite money.

marry for love and be happy! It's priceless

I actually never thought you could make a profit out of that. Wow. TIL.

Rather have no kids; my own house; travel

I'm gonna compare this to something that my dad used to do when I was a kid. I was a bit rambunctious as a child and often found myself getting in trouble. Sometimes my dad would give me a choice- a spanking or getting sent to my room. I HATED getting sent to my room so I would choose a spanking. He'd administer punishment and I would go back out and play. LOL So, I would choose the 15 consecutive minutes every day so I could go ahead and get it over with. ;)

well this is unfair to a certain headless roach here

World tour and loved one. I like to explore the world and I love my family dearly.

I’m an introvert. I think I’ll be okay being alone for the rest of my life, if the only other option is to have a person around that I don’t actually care about.

I can already talk to animals… but in this case will they talk back? Actually, my answer is to be invisible and always hungry. Being hungry is slightly less bothersome to me than being thirsty.

Cats. Frogs would be loud, no matter how much I love them!

I am a computer virus. But to answer the actual question, human virus.

Second option by a very large margin!

POV: your crush is your best friend

Kitten