Hey Pandas, Ask ‘Would You Rather’ Questions And Answer Them In The Comments (Closed)

#1

Would you rather meet your favorite celebrities or would you rather meet your favorite fictional characters?

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sleepy.axolotl

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1 year ago

Omg fictional! That would be the best!

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#2

Would you rather talk to your past self or your future self?

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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1 year ago

Past, I wish I could have been by myself to tell me I’d be okay :)

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#3

Would you rather live forever but have to work forever or never work but live a short period of time?

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Marinasongs1432

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shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

never work and live a short period of time. i don't wanna live forever

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#4

would you rather have to speak in rhymes for the rest of your life or speak in riddles for the rest of your life
my answer is riddles
HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

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JESUSLOVESYOU!

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1 year ago

Rhymes because if you like need to tell 911 what’s your emergency then you would have to be like Lol idk

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#5

A classic one.

Would you rather get $10 million dollars as a lump sum today, or $1000 weekly for the rest of your life?

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CG

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DarkJuggler 1 year ago

$10M because i can invest it and get a return of at least 3% per year, which is $300,000 and $1k per week is only $52,000 per year.

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#6

Would you rather be the self of your dreams with any powers or have everything in the world and be rich

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Wolf_spirit

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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

I’d love to fly, be my dream self.

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#7

Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 minutes every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes?

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Sundreamer

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Itz-Nova 1 year ago

15 in one day

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#8

Which would you rather find in the attic:
1. 100 rats.
2. 1 human being.
Choose wisely.

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MaximumKarmaSaint

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1 year ago

Rats. They could cook for me and it’s harder to kill a person than a rat

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#9

would you rather ticktock to be bammed or youtube has less restrictions

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The sea pancake

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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

TikTok. Influences are cringe af

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#10

Would you rather, speak every languages or grow plants extremely fast and large?

Would you rather have no smell or no hearing
(Keep in mind that if you have no smell you have no taste)

Would you rather have unlimited Floppas or unlimited Grumpy Cats?

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Darci Cat :)

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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

1. Language, 2, no hearing (finally can get some peace), and 3. Kitties

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#11

Would you rather be given just enough money to survive but not have to work or work in a job that makes lots of money but requires long working hours?

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DiscoqueenJ

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stupidMonkey 1 year ago

Depends on your definition of "lots of money" I would happily work long hours for 5 years and then be rich and not have to work the rest of my life.

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#12

Would you rather not be able to burn not able to drown? I'd choose drown cuz I like swimming. This does not mean you get to swim good tho

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Hi_im_a_doge (she/her)

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daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago

are we talking about sunburn? bc i dont really burn that way so im gonna choose drown

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#13

Would you rather… have a mythical animal as a pet or have a fictional person as a friend/significant other? (Who, what and why?)

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

Mythical animal as a pet, definitely. A mini cerberus would be adorable

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#14

Extremely good eyesight of an eagle or hawk plus be able to zoom in and out

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Have very sensitive hearing that can pick up anything and every thing

For me I would choose eyesight!

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Knight522

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Echo Phernetton 1 year ago

I’m a drummer, so the eyesight would be something I couldn’t lose from one of my favorite hobbies.

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#15

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?

Bing Crosby

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Vermonta

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

Swing on a star. How I imagine it is literally a swingset attached to a star in the sky in space. (I’d swing in space, feel zero gravity, and it would be so much fun. Also pretty)

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#16

would you rather be able to see 10 years into the future, or stop time?

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Andrei Marentette

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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago

Is stopping time permanent?

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#17

40 C no AC
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-40 C with just warm clothing no heat inside a house

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Knight522

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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago

-40 c. So many blankets and sweaters.

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#18

Would you rather listen to "Dance Monkey" for 10 hours, or have your face cut off and your eyes gouged out?

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

tough question.

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#19

Be turned into a werewolf or vampire? (Stereotypical versions)

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An Argonaut

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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago

Werewolf. I like being able to go out in the sunshine, and blood tastes bad.

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#20

live alone for the rest of your life or have to listen to the problems of everyone you meet?

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DarkJuggler

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daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago

easy, listen to the problems of everyone i meet

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#21

Would you rather only see people on the internet and never in person or make friends in person but never be on the internet and meet new people

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One Happy Doggo

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Julie Snelling 1 year ago

I'd rather meet people in person I can live without the internet got along perfectly fine without it before.

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#22

Would you rather always be there for the people you love but they are only thier when you NEED them, or never be their for the people u love and they are always their for u.

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Skyler_They/Them

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1 year ago

Always be there

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#23

Would you rather sprint everywhere or walk backwards everywhere?

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Skyla King

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

Sprint everywhere. It would keep me in shape at least

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#24

Would you rather have the power to teleport or the power to read minds

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Multifandom traveler (she/they

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William Afton 1 year ago

I wouldn't want someone reading my mind (Mainly due to the dirty thoughts that linger there), so I would want to teleport.

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#25

Would you rather have to build a house every day or one house for the rest of your life?

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Ozymandias73

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1 year ago

One house for the rest of my life

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#26

Would you rather drink a bucket of saliva or see attractive faces (like attractive Squidward) on every baby and animal

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Delaney Campbell

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

I think seeing attractive faces on babies and animals would creep me out. I pick a bucket of saliva as long as it’s my own.

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Delaney Campbell (Submission author) 1 year ago

It's a strangers :D

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Atchaco-Leigh 1 year ago

Bucket of saliva because at least it would be over quickly.

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Su Boddie 1 year ago

I already see love and beauty in every baby and animal. I'll stick with that, thanks.

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Delaney Campbell (Submission author) 1 year ago

But like an attractive Squidward face.

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‍RandomCrow(she/her)‍🇺🇦 1 year ago

Bucket of saliva. I'd drink little bits every few minutes, I think I'd prefer that other a whole bucket at one time. And I'd want the saliva to be mine. If it can't, then someone who has tooken days cleaning their mouth.

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1 year ago

Saliva. Could be my own and I like to see people for who they are

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Delaney Campbell (Submission author) 1 year ago

It's a strangers :D

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#27

Bed bugs or ticks in your house

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Knight522

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Sarah 1 year ago

We got bed bugs once and that is an experience I never want to have again. You literally cannot kill them with any kind of spray or bug bomb. They multiply like crazy and burrow into wood, clothing, books, furniture, everything. To get rid of them you have to call an exterminator, then remove any pictures, artwork, aerosol cans, bath products, musical instruments, all kinds of stuff. Then the exterminator comes in and blast your entire house with some ungodly amount of heat for like 4 hours. Then you have dead bed bugs to deal with. The exterminator alone cost us $4,000. Granted, I didn't shop around because... bed bugs.

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#28

Would you rather raise 2 kids or caretake your 2 parents when they're 92 and physically and mentally impaired?

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

My mom is currently going through this. Her stepmom (but they’re still as close as mother-daughter) is getting old and becoming mentally impaired. It’s a big hassle, and her and her sisters are trying to figure out what to do with her. I’d pick to raise 2 kids, especially because I don’t want to think about my parents like that.

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#29

Would you rather make out (or more) in the back seat of a car or in a dark closet?

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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

Closet. Cars are filthy and my dog prefers the closet anyways /s

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#30

Would you rather have infinite money, or infinite love?

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

money. Money can buy love. I am old. I have had poverty and wealth. I have had loveless marriage and nuclear grade love. I promise you money can buy anything including happiness. Hear me out. What is the biggest cause of marital breakups? Answer: infidelity and/or money problems. Infidelity is usually caused by low self-esteem in the male when he isn't earning enough, so he feels useless and tries to recoup it by cheating. Hence: money is the problem. Thus, to have a happy marriage, money must be stable. So infinite money means an infinitely happy marriage. Now. If you mean infinite love in the spiritual sense: suppose the world as Buddha says is full of suffering. Most of that suffering is due to poverty. Almost all suffering in fact. Even unexpected deaths etc. can be prevented with money. SO. If you have infinite money, you can eradicate poverty world-over and make everyone happy. THEREFORE, again, infinite money.

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#31

would you rather marry for money to be rich but miserable or marry for love & be happy

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Knight522 1 year ago

marry for love and be happy! It's priceless

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#32

Cool post. Thanks! My conundrum. Would you rather invest in weapons stocks and make a profit every time there's a war, or invest in random cryptocurrencies and risk losing everything?

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censorshipsucks

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Hey! 1 year ago

I actually never thought you could make a profit out of that. Wow. TIL.

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#33

Would you rather have twins and finish your family of four or have them one by one?
Would you rather live in your own home when you find a permanent spouse or live at their home?
When you retire, will you keep busy with contracts that you chose or travel the world?

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Hey!

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Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

Rather have no kids; my own house; travel

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#34

Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 consecutive minutes once every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes every day?

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Sundreamer

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Sundreamer (Submission author) 1 year ago

I'm gonna compare this to something that my dad used to do when I was a kid. I was a bit rambunctious as a child and often found myself getting in trouble. Sometimes my dad would give me a choice- a spanking or getting sent to my room. I HATED getting sent to my room so I would choose a spanking. He'd administer punishment and I would go back out and play. LOL So, I would choose the 15 consecutive minutes every day so I could go ahead and get it over with. ;)

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#35

would you rather lose your head or be headless

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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freakingbee is going offline 1 year ago

well this is unfair to a certain headless roach here

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#36

Would you rather stay in your cozy home or go on a world tour?
Also would you rather live alone or with your loved one?

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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

World tour and loved one. I like to explore the world and I love my family dearly.

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#37

Would you rather be with someone you don't love but have someone, or be alone for the rest of your life?

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

I’m an introvert. I think I’ll be okay being alone for the rest of my life, if the only other option is to have a person around that I don’t actually care about.

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#38

Would you rather be able to become invisible but always be hungry, or be able to talk to animals but always be thirsty?

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I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo

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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago

I can already talk to animals… but in this case will they talk back? Actually, my answer is to be invisible and always hungry. Being hungry is slightly less bothersome to me than being thirsty.

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#39

Would you rather have 15 cats or 15 frogs? Or both...
I choose both!😺🐸

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lonely miso 1 year ago

Cats. Frogs would be loud, no matter how much I love them!

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#40

Human virus or computer virus?

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Knight522

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William Afton 1 year ago

I am a computer virus. But to answer the actual question, human virus.

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#41

Would you rather work with overly polite co workers or ones that are extreme introverts that distant themselves from everyone.

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Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

Second option by a very large margin!

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#42

Would you rather marry your crush but have to quit being friends with your best friend or continue being friends with your best friend but have your crush dump you?

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