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Hey Band Pandas, What Is A Stereotype About An Instrument That You Believe Is Completely And Totally True?
No bashing trumpets because we are the best instrument to exist. There is nothing wrong can do wrong and if you disagree I going to smack you with my brass tube of perfection.
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#1
i heard that most saxophone players they always play too loud and are always full of energy. i now play alto sax and it is 100% true
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2points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Haha our Altos are super annoying and always playing out of turn. I don't think I've ever heard them talk but they'll look you in the eyes as they play while the rest of the band us completely silent
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#2
It’s not true in every case but most of the trumpets we had were loud, rambunctious, and/or interesting.
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2points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
AHEM WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TRUMPET BASHING? WE ARE THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION AND I DEFINITELY DIDMT GET EXPO MARKERS BANNRD FROM THE CLASS BY WRITING CLARINETS ARE SHORT AT THE TOP OF THE WHITEBOARD HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.
#3
1. Cello is probably thr best stringed instrument in an orchestra. Don't get me wrong, the rest are great, but the cello can do everything that a violin, viola, and bass acanthus do and make it sound beautiful.
2. It's kinda funny that no one knows the difference between a violin and viola. I heard a joke that violas are named so short because they try to be remembered easier.
And lastly 3. Guitars are the fricken funnest instrument to play. I play all kinds of instruments, but so far my guitar is by far the funnest
Final score:
2points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Is there a difference between violas and violins? They're identical
#4
I have a couple.
One- flutes are angels. They never do anything wrong, they never talk out of turn or play while the director is talking.
Two- I'm not sure if this is a real stereotype, but all of the clarinets I know are short as hell. Like, less that 5'5 at most and the shortest few are maybe 4'8, if I'm being generous.
- trumpet player
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1point
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Lol.. i gotta say my class has broken the short clarinet one.. i think the girl is 5'8"... but anyways yes these r very tru (fellow flute player)
#5
Most violin players were pretty much forced into it as s young child by their parents who want famous classical musicians for children. Most of us do actually come to love/like playing though.
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1point
#6
The only way for someone to remember that you play clarinet is to associate you with squidward's playing. sincerely, a Fellow clarinet player
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1point
Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
I've never had anyone tell me about this squidward thing, but hello fellow clarinet player! may all your reeds be the perfect amount of moist every time
#7
1) Lead guitarists are loud and have an ego so big,it won't fit through the door.
2) Drummers are loud, obnoxious, and dumb as a box of rocks.
3) Bassists are laid back, easy going, and hold down the groove without the ego.
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1point
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
I play bass guitar so according to this I should be very chill but I also play trumpet
#8
Okay, for me it's that people who play the flute tend to be quiet yet really kind people and people who play the saxophone either chose it just to play careless whisper or they play it because they actually just like the instrument but also either really sweet people or hyper and are also in theatre
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1point
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Everyone who's good is in theatre. I swear I am good and I'll be in theatre once our theatre doesn't actually suck. But yeah all you ever hear form the saxes when they're warming up is careless whisper. Flute people act quiet but I'm friends with one and he's 1) loud 2) dumb 3) he's also a tenor in choir with me and all tenors are dumb as hell and loud (I say as a tenor) so that might explain it.
#9
Bass clarinet is always too quiet
-Bass clarinet player
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1point
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
My band doesn't have any bass clarinets rn so I wouldn't know, but I do remember someone once complaining that everyone thinks they're just fancy saxes
#12
A man is born with his favorite instrument and practices with it their entire life.
Final score:
-4points
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