The festive season has started, and chances are you will be rocking your inner chef way more often than anyone was ready for. With quarantine outside the window, an endless flow of cooking shows on TV, and a Yankee candle in warm apple pie slowly smoldering, a cake may come to your mind.
Now, bear with me, ‘cause this is where we get serious. If you find yourself wanting to make a hedgehog cake, by any chance, please give yourself some time and do whatever you need to do to think of another delicacy. Because trust me, there’s a proper reason why hedgehog cakes are, hands-down, the meme of our times.
This time, Bored Panda has compiled you a list full of attempted hedgehog cakes that are tributes to human persistence, confidence, and expectations. But as we know very well, many expectations may not turn into reality. And chocolatey hedgehog heads are a rare example where it happens to be a rule.
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It kinda looks like Sid from toy story (btw Raine Soo I love all your funny and witty comments they crack me up every time. I got to go your follow button is calling me!)
Load More Replies...This is an unholy cross between a Cenobite and Quasimodo or the one from old The Hills Have Eyes.
If hedgehogs really looked like that you wouldn't mind if they were hiding in your bonfire pile before you lit it.
Bored Panda talked to Lily Vanilli, a renowned cake designer and book author, about the hedgehog cake trend, which Lily is totally into. “I wanna just start off by saying I LOVED the crazy hedgehog cakes from this series. One of the big trends that I loved seeing emerge from this year and lockdown was a huge uplift in people tackling more creative cakes at home and making weird and wonderful creations.”
Lily said she loves accounts like @gr8kakes and @treatsfortrolls that celebrate creative freedom with cake art and design. “There have been so many cool, freaky cakes this year that don’t conform to traditional standards or techniques, which I love to see. Don't let anyone judge your cake making! Just do it your way,” said the cake artist.
Zombie hedgehog with a gum disease. Now coming with chocolate button eyes for only 10 EUR.
Dear awesome Hedgehog - I highly recomended you consider visiting the dentist
What IS it with the gummy teeth? These all seem to be bad-drug-trip versions of hedgehogs!
When it comes to the famous hedgehog cake, Lily agreed it’s a tricky one. “It's more sculptural than traditional cake making.” Lily also said that she doesn’t want to discourage anyone from making their own rules and style in baking since there’s no right or wrong way.
Having said that, she suggested getting the shape of the cake even when you’re carving the body. Plus, making sure the buttercream and facial features are formed evenly helps a lot as well.
“Then it's really just having lots of patience when you add the spines, so they're evenly spaced. Toasted almond flakes work well, or you could pipe them on with darker chocolate icing.”
I could never give that to another person. Only if I don´t like him...
It is a Michelangelo compared to the other abominations here
Load More Replies...That one's not bad. Moral of the story: don't even try with the teeth.
this looks more like a tic with its six legs, bloodsucking mouth, and huge spiked body
If you google hedgehog cake, you’ll be surprised to realize that half of the 23,200,000 results represent the failed versions of this glorious delicacy. Surfing around the internet, hedgehog cake fails have become a meme on their own by showing how expectations didn’t meet reality.
Recently, the meme “On a scale of hedgehog cake, how are you feeling today?” resurfaced on social media from Facebook to Reddit, encompassing all the emotions we’ve been feeling lately in hedgehog cake terms.
Part of the joke comes from the fact that many people initially see nothing too hard about making a nice hedgehog cake on their own. And it isn’t. According to BBC Good Food, all it takes is 9 steps, 9 main ingredients, and 8 ingredients for the icing. But this is where it gets tricky—the whole charm of the chocolatey hedgehog head is the icing that forms spikes, curious eyes, and a cute little nose. Well, this is the point where your cake goes against the plan.
Yep! And the poor armadillo writed the s.o.s. message with it's own poop. S.hitty situation! :-D
Load More Replies...I don't understand why people want so much to make those hedgehog's teeth visible, all you can normally see is a nose and eyes.
It's an echidna! People clearly do not know their animal cakes. I will publish a field guide.
Oh, I actually own the cookbook they tried to copy this from. This is an echidna cake, not a hedgehog cake.
The hedgehog cake meme was also inspired by the SNL skit where Eddie Murphy was competing in SNL’s Holiday Baking Championship skit. The bakers were asked to bake cakes based on holiday childhood memories.
Eddie, who played Mitch, explained that one of his favorite memories was playing video games on Christmas, hence the Sonic the Hedgehog cake.
The absurdity reached the boiling point when everyone except him realized how bad his hedgehog cake really looked. In fact, it even opened a portal to hell. After being posted back on December 21, 2019, the YouTube video amassed 6.5 million views.
why are people using gummy/ candy teeth... that just makes it creepy!
Gramps cannot find his dentures, the eyebrow makeup is... peculiar.. and with the shrunken eyes, HE. NEEDS. GLASSES!!!!
I made this for daughters 18th , not main cake in May add, and it got on GBBO extra slice
What happens when you repeatedly stab a caterpillar with pretzel sticks...
A pile of living diarrhea with tube worms sprouting out of it's back and a blueberry nose, marshmallow teeth, and somehow tiny human eyes. Wtf
Aww, yes, the lesser known False Unicorn Hedgehog who covers itself in unicorn confetti to better blend into the wilds of Narnia. A very rare species.
But those are real dentures, not made from sugar, so...
Load More Replies...People don't realise the effects alcohol has had on the hedgehog population. Drunks, they're all drunks. Immoral companies have even started pushing hedgehog sized champagne bottles, it's a real shame.
Ahhaaahahahahahsh,drunken hedgehogs. We need to show them support and open an anonimous phone line for help.
Load More Replies...Someone took the effort to lick the color off the M&Ms then threw his is up an decorated it with them?😩
You have to wait for the cake to cool before you ice it! Don't you watch The Great British Bake Off!?
Compared to what? It's going to give me nightmares!
Load More Replies...Normal hedgehogs don't have eyebrows, this one had turd-brows..
Load More Replies...Are those teeth a must? Some of these would have been much cuter without.
The Chernobyl nuclear hedgehog,very wise among hedgehogs and a little bit more evolved
it looks like it just fell from a building :(
When a Pokémon and a hedgehog love each other very much, they make little baby Pokéhogs!
These don’t seem like failed attempts, these seem like successful attempts to recreate the original hedgehog cake. Why else would everyone use gummy human teeth for a hedgehog??
Note to self: Don’t ever attempt to make a hedgehog cake coz it will end in disaster.
I feel strongly that few of these bakers have ever seen a hedgehog, but, rather, have had them described in the way that adventurers described animals to medieval manuscript creators.
What's with all these dentures? Apparently no one ever saw a hedgehog.
These don’t seem like failed attempts, these seem like successful attempts to recreate the original hedgehog cake. Why else would everyone use gummy human teeth for a hedgehog??
Note to self: Don’t ever attempt to make a hedgehog cake coz it will end in disaster.
I feel strongly that few of these bakers have ever seen a hedgehog, but, rather, have had them described in the way that adventurers described animals to medieval manuscript creators.
What's with all these dentures? Apparently no one ever saw a hedgehog.
