Ok, now I'm crying at work...

Oh my gosh this one made me cry...

Keeper

Literally me XD

Marry him

Are you sure he isn't a Santa?

this is just cute :3

So cute! I want a hubby like that.

No, no, no, no... You can't just say he made up a song and not tell us the lyrics!

A cat that plays fetch!?!? Never heard of such a thing!!

My wife does this too. I remain befuddled. I'm going to look over one day and find her eyes welled up because a xenomorph queen lost a flying vagina egg to a flame thrower. "Poor mother just trying to feed her babies..." *sniffle* I just know it.

That is one impressive smoking pipe! (and beard)

I love this!!!

Amazing attitude.

to cute

i'm 33, still do that :)

Cato?

Purritos!

What a sweetheart <3

I like that she does that only for the partners SHE likes. :D

I always laugh whenever i see a corgi walking away from behind!

You guys need to stop making me cry!!! My teachers don’t like it!

Those emojis are superb!

that reminds me! one of my cats sometimes needs attention and cries out until someone will oblige. she used to meow out loud in the morning while my father was getting ready for work. she would shave with the cat meowing full volume, and ask her "what's wrong? what do you need?" then proceeded to follow her up until her food bowl, since she wanted him to look at her while eating. i could hear him go "awwww you're soooo good at munching... such a great chewer... go for it, you eat soooo well" haahhahahaha that cracked me up every time

Your mom is awesome!

What a sweet doggo. ♡ My dog always went crazy seeing me. Even when when I only came back from the mailbox or the garbage can. I still miss him even after all these years.

I try and say "I love you" to those close to me after arguing with them. My Mom's last conversation with her dad was a yelling match. I never want that to happen with me.

I do that when using software like photoshop...liquify, liquifyyyyy meeeeee to mystify by INXS. I used to also sing Kumera Frittata to Hakuna Matata

Reminds me of the scene from Easy A when Stanley Tucci sits down next to his own adopted son and says, "So, where are you from, originally?" like he's talking to the new guy at the office.

I'd like to see that.

Reminds me of a shaggy dog story. Do you remember those?

That is called a good father!!

Aw. That's sweet.

Nick Minaj

the phone bill must be bananas!

I still do that and I'm twice her age :)

I hate being startled awake!

see maybe he's trying to stop you from rolling off the bed

oh, ok, ummmmm 988 million birds die every year from window collisions nononono wait I messed up

I sit on my couch with a heated blanket on watching Netflix.

My wife and I do the same thing only with a small stuffed killer whale I won at the fair. It's always funny seeing it in weird places.

Waking up and animal-human conversations???

My dad needed eigtheen years to remember... but its ok:)kinda funny

bunner and rabet

*casually popping an jalapeno in mouth "oh do tell"

My husband makes fun of me that I have to forward all the way to the end of a recorded show so I can say I finished it. It feels half finished if I delete when the show is over versus the end of the recording.

Kid is trying to de-sensitize him for the next 8 birthday parties.

my bf and I do the same, but sometimes he gets grumpy for getting no kiss. I tell him I did kiss him, but he was asleep. If I try to wake him up for a kiss, he gets so grumpy, that I rather kiss him asleep :P

that sounds like something from my worst nightmares "what is that on the wall" "oh dear god a hot apple spider"

I do this when Im applying mascara