I have adhd so every day

Yes, seeing George Carlin live... also had sore cheeks for all the next day

Yes

Yes. An ex-girlfriend put me through this far too often. Now I'm not a phone person.

My personal fave is when I fall Up the stairs actually.

Yes🥱

Welcome to my everyday life.

Yes and No.. Yes because the day is over and No because I gotta get up and go to work in the morning.

I'm not drunk... I'm holding the floor down.

Have you ever had a deja vu experience?

More than too many.

For some strange reason I remember faking a bee sting in kindergarten. They bought it…

Not on an amusement ride, but when I went whitewater rafting in class 5 rapids I screamed. It was terrifying af lol

Who hasnt lol

Yes🛌

Yes... have u ever mad a joke, than relieze its mor mean than funny??

Cow's tongue. It's like really tender roast beef without the muscle grain.

I catch flies with my hand and release them outside.

If you haven't, you will. You may regret it, but you may be incredibly glad you did.

Yes

Being in one I was around 11 years old. The other driver who hit us was drunk and fortunately nobody was hurt. By coincidence a friend of my dad was driving behind us and so the police didn't believe the drunk driver's bs who was blaming my mother lol

Yes. Hate rhem

Yes. Once a big truck suddenly changed lane, fortunately the car stoped after hitting small trees or else we might have gotten hit by another truck in the other side of road

Yes, once saw a car accident immediately after it happened and before the first responders arrived and will never forget that incident since a little girl about 4 yrs old died.

Yes, was actually in two within 6 months of each other. Someone hit and totaled my car March 7th. Spent 3 months looking for a new vehicle, found one and someone totalled it September 3rd. Had 14,000 miles on it.

Every f*****g day

Worked in one for 12 years

Only when upper management is being stupid

Sadly, yes. 😞

Yes, especially my dad

A horse bite to the flank hurts like hell.

Yes😭

In grade 1, I remember I was playing with this new girl at recess and when the bell rang to go back inside, she and I stayed out to play longer. The police were called because I had a particular court order at the school that if I was not there, the school should assume a kidnapping and react immediately. We were in the tree fort when the police arrived.

Define share.... i didnt "willfilly" share, it was stolen

Unfortunately yes

Yes

Often in high school

Yes

Best camping experience was getting set up right before a thunderstorm. The fight to keep the fire going and rigging tarps to stop the sideways rain was fun! The day after, all the wildlife was out including the salamanders. Beautiful.

Lol yep

Too many times to count in the last 3 years. Being carer to my parents through old age and covid. Culminating in losing my dad on 22 March this year and my mum have a double bypass operation on 24 March. I'm pretty sure a lot of paramedics know me by name right now. Mum is doing well btw for an 80 year old who lost her husband and had a heart attack leading to open heart surgery so there's that.

Yes

Yes

Freeze dried chicken

Rescued a baby beaver.

Should've, but didn't.

Yea

Yes.

All the time. Last night actually

Yea but not to someone i don't know

Where am I? What am I doing instead of work right now?

Oh, yea Ak-47, Colt .45 1911, .22 rifle. I live on a farm

Yes

My 2 daughters. Wonderful moments!

Define famous person... ive met meh uncle

Many times. (I live on in a coastal town)

My brother and I went to Waterloo Records in Austin. We came back to my parent's house, and they had the local news on. Ten minutes later, there I was.

Who hasnt

No Tequila for 10 years

When you lose your parent at the store, and panic cos you're 7 and weird. Ran up to a woman with the same hair and color of shirt, red. She was a little shocked. As was I, when I realized I was hugging a total stranger.