“Look, I Have A Meme To Show You”: 50 Funny Memes To Send To Your Friends

the monsters have claimed so many. the only way we can get our revenge is by slipping through tiny openings of said metallic monsters and then flying around in its innards and never, ever leaving

It hurts worse if it hits you on the lips, which are hopefully closed. Guy I knew ingested some bugs in that manner and said " mmmm, raspberry flavor, a bit crunchy though " lol

I had a wasp hit me in the hollow of my throat, then it slid down inside my jacket and stung me on the chest. (I still prefer that pain to the time when I could see the giant spider crawling around the inside rim of my helmet just above my eyes. It was that one that nearly made me crash.)

Try a yellowjacket to the soft hollow at the base of your throat. From head to toe that 1 inch round spot was the only exposed skin.

It probably hurts the bug more.

Peeps say this (constantly) in the West Mids... it's like a verbal virus, lol, along with 'Sound, mate'. 😁

My 4yo, cutiepie niece continued to grab my fat belly and asking me when the baby would be born 😭😭😭 still childless

While reading for a kindergarten class seated on the floor in front of me, one boy asked if he could lick my leg.

Sometimes a seed will bloom into a poisonous plant.

My goodness!! That made me laugh out loud

With my dark sense of humor I'd definitely reply " I wish you were dead to"

Oh my god 🤣. I’m so sorry!! Toothpaste all over now. Kids can be killer with words: they didn’t mean it, they didn’t know you well enough.

Yikes

anyone who doesn't want to be a parent.... probably shouldn't be a parent. kids are better off raised by people who actually want to parent them, rather than doing it out of societal pressure, and people who don't want to be parents will be happier not being parents. it's simple.

But dont be complacent.

As I run down the side of the house the attacker is tripped by the 5 recycling containers, getting "Raw food waste" in his eyes

And stands on that pointy bit of Lego

Heyyyy!!! We’re not the only ones!!!!

Me too!!!

And the pile o shoes

Bit also, Johny got an ax?

He somehow loses a shoe in all the commotion… Coupled with a twist of karmic fate he proceeds to step barefoot on a Lego.

Then he slides over the spilt juice and lands on his butt.

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The giveaway was the nurse looking like Louise Fletcher.

Very immersive experience. Had to get close to an orderly by writing like Dostoevsky and luring him into a false sense of mutual interest to get the keycard. 4/5 stars.

yes! it’s so cute i took a screenshot of it (i may be slightly obsessed with opossums :) )

Dont they all look slightly depressed as their default mood all the time?

I will never get used to how possums look outside of Australia. Never.

Upvote to a fellow "Cathleen." 😄

Take too many mental health days, and it becomes a problem when the rent is due.

Uh… sure