“In loving memory of Stinky A. Fly, who was tragically hit by the metallic speed monster”

I once volunteered to work with some kids, and this one kid sat on my lap and told me he wished I was dead. Those kindergartners are so darn cute.

That is the best one I have seen!!

Be happy with yourself!

And on the way out my attacker is further caught up in all the bags I have by the door to use for shopping that I am planning on taking out to the car someday.

All part of the show

Upvote for distressed-looking possum!

and people say there is no customer service these days

The shag carpet really needs 8 lb carpet padding

Brain full of microplastics for the win!

Or a boss

With that 70’s stache he is

Greed is horrible

Says Dr. Big Honkin Jugs, HA!

I'm not sure anyone really knows, except maybe LeBron James.

I bought a reversable woollen capelet at an op shop little while ago. First time I wore it my sister said 'are you all rich now or something' and I have to admit it does look extravagant and is a brand I could never afford to buy new.

This is my brother. Never met a serious situation he wouldn't laugh at.

My PMS. 🤬😠😡

The more you foock around, the harder it is not to be found out.

In love

Don't let her OCD damage your self-esteem. Disarray can be a sign of mental health.

Seriously!

It probably wouldn't even take all of 15 minutes, but am I ever going to actually find out? Probably not.

Were you married to Louis Prima?

I need to mentally prepare. And there needs to be consequences for NOT showing up, otherwise I'm never coming by EVER.

I'm the last Americans pictured 😳.... Can't we all just get along?

Pelishutthehellup

Burn.

This hit way too close to home

$1.99 on Temu!

So that's why everyone is so uptight these days...distractions pulling us in all directions driving us insane.

Me too, God, me too.

Dammit, now I need a lizard, a cat, a dog, a bear and a T-Rex. I don't know why I complained about the fly. Perhaps I'll buy a sandwich.

I am a strong person and this is a learning experience.

She is probably an archeologist.

And soap. That distressed me.

Honesty is the most important part of any relationship.

A former friend of mine got her nipples pierced and while paying with her cat the animal got entangled with her claws through the shirt with the piercing... I stopped her there and then, the mental picture was painful enough

I like to name them and give them a backstory, because it just feels better when it feels personal.

I’d rather be a ghost.

Every little kid thinks that's what you need to run away from home

Or in my case "why can't you be more like your sister"

I don’t get it?

Sing it sister!!!😢

???

Double Dare! Loved that show!

Okay i am really dumb what

With no spaces.

I never watched Friends regularly because my kids were in the Jr. High/High school age range during its run so I didn't have much time to watch anything, or eat, or sleep, or...(teenagers are exhausting, man) And, I was a couple of decades ahead of those situations in real life so the show didn't really speak to situations where I was. That being said, I adore Joey and have seen funny clips of him and yes, the rest of the cast as well. I've seen a lot of their movies(the whole cast) and liked a fair number of them. A show can be funny even if I didn't watch it, the consensus is that it was a funny show.