I'm going with the security guard. I mean ... You're still alive

✨magic battle for his soul✨

What's your relationship with Christian paraphernalia? Ever looked at a Bible and it spontaneously cumbusted? Does holy water burn? Ever flinched at the mention of the name of Christ? If you answered one or more questions with a yes please contact your local exorcist or watch an episode of Supernatural.

I got to say this security guard sounds awesome you protects you and your spirit.

Dude practiced Santa Ria 😂😂😂

I've had some weird situations working at a grocery store. One time I had an older man (maybe younger senior citizen) mumbling to me about how the girl was in the room and he didn't mean to hurt her. The way he said it was actually creepier. Another incident was working in the bakery. A guy kept trying to ask for free samples (which I wasn't really allowed to give out) and I put the last one on the counter and he freaked out and told me I was racist for doing it. Customer service also had someone claim they were racist because, wait for it, they asked her if she wanted a bag for her items. Racism is horrible. But so is falsely claiming it. We had some kids sitting in a circle in the parking lot having what appeared to be some sort of seance.. The most recent I can remember is a guy telling me that all of us who are vaccinated for Covid-19 now have AIDS. I guess he skipped health class.

I am confuzzle

Pintos and cheese IS A BURRITO.

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spend it all If I could find that Heina and that Sancho that she's found Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down. And buy me some pinto beans and burritos.

Wow, this really has 572 negative votes? I'm kinda shocked! I thought this was a good one! It's kinda hard to believe that it was made up, I mean it had to have happened because you can't make that up!

You remember one of those TUPPERWARE parties of the ‘70s where you organize a get-to for guests to try out some newly released sets? Well this happened in the Philippines and the address where it happened is in one of the ritzy places in the city metro. The promo-lady arrived at the house where a party is already in progress. The hostess welcomed her and led her to the adjacent room where she can set-up her wares for the guests to check later. As she was alone in the room, it struck her as odd that all of the guests she saw when she arrived where dressed in the typical attire of the Spanish Era, as the country was formerly a colony of Spain in the 1800’s. Thinking it was a costume-themed party typical at that time by the aristocratic elites in that area, she hurriedly finished her chore as the night is getting late. Suddenly the lights went out, there’s no one there except her but an old abandoned, decrepit mansion with a sign outside that says PROPERTY CONDEMNED - KEEP OUT!

Jolly good time. One has a mental disorder of some sort, the other is extremely religious. The poor guy in the middle. That last part did make me laugh though!

Wow! I love that security guard for that!!

look for horns...horns are a sure sign of loosing one soul

I think the guard won seeing that you are alive??

It is spelled "SANTERÍA", you f**k.

Well, obviously the good guy won. You're still here and more-or-less sane, right?

I would not have been worried. An undeserved curse does not come to rest. Proverbs 26:2

Santa Ria absolutely killed me! Lol.

Santeria

Best story ever

Awesome!

Spiritual warfare is a real thing and the fact that the security guard prayed over you is awesome. Perfect reaction!

"Santa Ria or something." Sure. We'll go with Santa Ria.

Sooo Big Trouble in Little Mexico

This is awesome... with $100 worth of food, you could of given him an order of pinto beans....

"I don't practice Santaella, I ain't got no crystal ball"

Woah😂! Never a dull day in the fast food industry to keep you on your toes! LOL! Definitely the employee won! The spell was put on him, and the powerful security guard set him completely free of it☺!

Oh my g.... the service industry never fails to disappoint, eat your soul, and traumatize; I think we know who won if you escaped it!!!

I love this way too much

Wow lol