Boom, yes! What a legend

I’ll add that to my resume

Amazing. Hero achievement unlocked

Perhaps there's been a misunderstanding.

What if I still want to ride a pony on a space rainbow and I want my future employer to know?

Brilliant idea!

My new manager started complaining about me sometimes being a minute late although I often came 10 min early and stayed 5 min late. I started staying in the kitchen area until 15 seconds before the hour instead and turned off the computer in the middle of an email if needed at the exact finish time.

And always remember - your email may some day be read in a deposition.

Yup.

Is BP even censoring names now?

Or that we work more then them guy barely show up to work and his attitude is getting worse and worse.

Their HR must have a system that deletes information with in a year

okay i like this one tho

2023: No one communicates anything around here!

Oooh, yes. Especially since the former boss "predicted" that I'd come back to beg him to hire me again. Not.

More like a lot. Especially when it's a job that treated you like garbage. Then you find out in the aftermath that things literally fell apart and corporate totally would have had your back, reprimanded everyone for basically making you the scapegoat for everything that went wrong, and then transferred you to work under them had they known the full extent of it. Then you later hear that the entire department is going under in a fashion that can only be described as spectacular. Warm fuzzies in my tummy and a little giggle to boot.

Not a little....a LOT! With a side of "I f**kin' told you so, you unwashed, drooling a**clowns!"

Two companies went under. Multi million dollar companies. I tried to warn them. Didn't listen. I quit and within a year. Gone.

My favourite was the one where they needed 2 VPs and an executive assistant to do what they told me was "not contributing enough" and that i needed to "take on more responsibilities" after the head of HR had told me not to take on more responsibilities because i was already doing too much.

Best one ever. I got fired on Friday, had a new job on Tuesday, and my toxic boss asked my BFF how I was doing. She goes, You realize you needed her more than she needed you, right? A week later the Commander came by and said, “Where is (me)?” We had to let her go. “Well, that was pretty stupid. She was your highest performing employee.

I worked for a guy who held meetings in reception to yell and scream at all the employees. I started requiring my pay in cash because payroll checks bounced several times. Not a nice guy. A few years later I found myself working for his competitor. I got all my old clients to switch over to the new place and got several of my old co-workers to start working at the new place. We had a celebration when we found out the IRS had closed down the business and left big stickers sealing the doors so they could do their business without him removing any evidence.

All but two of the places I quit from CLOSED afterwards!! :)

Oh God yes!! When the manager who relentlessly bullied me, and picked on other people too, was finally forced out of the job herself, due to her own shítty behavior!! She picked on the wrong person, and got a complaint. That complaint triggered a landslide of calls and emails to corporate, from current and former employees she'd terrorized-myself included, and I did NOT hold back, LOL! She was forced to step down from being General Manager, all the way to regular hourly employee, and she ended up quitting altogether a few weeks later!! God, it was glorious!! I still wouldn't go back, though. Also, a BUNCH of people I worked there with, left right after I did. And I heard their numbers really tanked. Serves 'em right!! Hahaha!!

I’m leaving my job in about 4-5 months. I’ve been formally recognized as one of the best employees there and they have no idea how much I resent them. I won’t even give them the required 2 week notice. The reason? My boss tried to use me as a escape goat and didn’t work out too well for her. She lost my respect in that instant.

🤔 I always thought that this was part of the process... 😆

Yes! This is how I felt when i quit teaching elementary school just before Covid hit and all the teachers had to figure out virtual teaching... for 7 yr olds. I was like, Phew! That must suuuuuuuck!

I got let go twice to be replaced by 2 people who could not handle job. I'm not excited, just trying to work out what I'm doing wrong that management can't see if I do job of 4 people - I will miss things. Booo

Vindication: After I was let go for perceived concerns which I didn't fight but instead gleefully ran out the front door, the compay lost their biggest client in the fallout. Many workers left.

Only my last job, because I knew damned well everything was going to fall apart without my organization & scheduling skills. Heard it took them 2 years & 3 new people to even remotely get back on track. They shoulda just given me the raise.

Yep indeedily! I quit a job after I was promised @ $10k pay rise (still under going rate), then it was rescinded as my immediate manager got a $20k pay rise. They replaced me with a 3 day per week casual at $20k per annum. Didn’t work. Next step FT employee @ $40k. Didn’t work. Add another FT on top of that @ $50k, job FINALLY is done properly. I was only asking $60k, they are now paying $90k for 2 people to do the job I could do blindfolded!

I had a former employer that had to split my work load among three employees to get everything done well and on time.

Or the whole business went under

Somehow, I'm still disappointed when I drive by an old workplace and it isn't a smoldering pile of rubble because I'm no longer there.

That a bias, after you left a company, you hears will only listen to complaints about that company

As I was walking out the door with all my notes, yes.

Looking forward to it.

it's happened, after 15 yrs of working there hahahhaaaaaaa

Hahah, good advice!!

Just remember before you know it. You are Betty😊

Like same!!!

I thought I'd lost my diary!

One of my favorite co-worker got transferred to a different department a few months ago and the other is on pregnancy leave, so I'm left all alone 😭

Being drunk, napping - tomato, tomahto

Yup, i feel this, not só much about work, but about life in general...

Yep, all the turn around was actually the characters getting killed off

Double my salary, and provide health insurance that doesn't have a deductible I can buy a car with.

Ain't much, but it's honest work.

Please get off at the next stop!!

During a long time of my life i though like that, " i want more responsibility, i want to be important " but then i found out that being a box pilling " monkey " is a lot better for my mental health lol, and Im quite happy now ( work wise at least )

I also have to side-eye their quality of work.

I love this 😂 I hope that for everyone, including myself!!

I wear jeans every day, just get them in black

And having to shower and dress for work.

That would indeed be fun, but also utter chaos lol....

A true hero!

People in groups - especially at work, are stupid. It's like we switch off parts of our brains in groups or when we're customers.