50 Times People Found Something Unsettling And Shared It On The &#8220;Thanks, I Hate It&#8221; Page

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Me too, I like this post

7points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

I would prefer "skin puppy", however, I also learned "crotch goblin" and "sex trophy" right here on Bored Panda - always happy to improve my vocabulary!

17points

sturmwesen 4 years ago

Crotch goblin is my long time favourit since I read it in a book.

7points

Iggy 4 years ago

Bags I 'Skin Dog' as the name of my new band! Just need to learn how to play an instrument...

8points

Rissie 4 years ago

"So how's our little skin dog doing today?"

7points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

Ever raised boys? Skin dog is appropriate

5points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

eat, fart, play, sleep and repeat

3points

Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago

Andy, you sick bastard. I like you.

5points

Pizza Lover 4 years ago

Pediatri- oh no

4points

mph seti 4 years ago

I might call children this from now on.

3points

mcborge1 4 years ago

Lol.

2points

NWB 4 years ago

I would forever use that pediatrician they sound fun!!

1point

#2

Thanks, I Hate Sleeping Like A Baby

Final score:

386points

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Iggy 4 years ago

Yes.

90points

° ʝʊֆȶ ʏօʊʀ ǟʋɛʀǟɢɛ ǟʟɨɛռ ° 4 years ago

Yes

5points

Lotus Flower 4 years ago

Right?! It’s like they didn’t know that.

1point

Ms.GB 4 years ago

If it's a Friday night...

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I prefer to say i slept like koala bear!!😉

8points

Otter 4 years ago

I generally use "Slept like a log". I mean I'd prefer "Slept like a cat", because they sleep soundly and easily and look great doing it, but somehow that's just not an English language idiom.

6points

Kay blue 4 years ago

I have a colostomy bag and to be fair that's not a bad description of how I sleep.

7points

littlesaresare 4 years ago

Wouldn't you s**t your bag, not your pants? :P

1point

Trillian 4 years ago

It should be "sleep like the baby's father" ;-)

3points

Violet Smith 4 years ago

That joke is only about 30 or 40 years old.

1point

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

Haha I got a good laugh out of this one. My sister says this all the time, so maybe I’ll use it on her 😂

1point

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

I am potty trained sir, but the rest is accurate.

1point

Daphne Williams 4 years ago

Since having a couple of babies, I now interpret this as: "I can't sleep unless someone is holding me, and will cry if they put me down."

1point

denzoren 4 years ago

Yes, yes it does.

1point

Missy Moo Moo 4 years ago

Ok but sleeping through someone vacuuming my room and bathing me is sleeping like a baby

1point

Chris 4 years ago

Why would you bathe a sleeping baby??

1point

#3

Thanks, I Hate Trojan Lady Liberty

Final score:

386points

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Aaron W 4 years ago

I feel like they should check it now.

119points

Tiny Dog 4 years ago

I imagine they already checked the 250 crates it came in.

11points

James016 4 years ago

With the inscription carved into the side. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

17points

denzoren 4 years ago

Imagine the French knowing this and its been like the worlds best kept secret.

11points

Alice 4 years ago

Hahaha... haha... ha... sh*t, the Americans are onto something, I think we are compromised

7points

Mad Dragon 4 years ago

It was shipped in 350 individual pieces and had to be assembled on US soil, so that would be quite the magic trick!

10points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

I thought it was hollow anyway? Isn't that how you get up to the top? I donno, never been to NYC.

6points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Yes, I've been in it. There's a creepy steep spiral staircase. It's very cramped. My husband was fine just visiting the island and not going in it when I took him.

5points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

reste tranquille mon ami ces stupides américains tomberont dans le piège bien assez tôt

4points

kjorn 4 years ago

would makes more sense if it was english hiding inside

1point

Connie Martin 4 years ago

Why would the French put English troops inside?

1point

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Actually, the Statue was shipped in pieces and then we rebuilt it.

1point

DarkAngelNic 4 years ago

I've played GTA, everyone knows it has a giant beating heart suspended by chains. duh.

1point

Audrey Sample 4 years ago

Um.....

0points

While the exact origin of the "Thanks, I hate it" phrase is unclear, its usage saw a spike in the fall of 2017 not only on Reddit but on Tumblr as well. According to the Internet culture database Know Your Meme, it was popularly used in comments responding to strange images before it was used to title such posts.

People began using the phrase in their post titles somewhere around late 2017 and early 2018, so you can say the subreddit r/TIHI (created on November 09, 2018) is a way of keeping this meme alive.

#4

Thanks, I Hate This Photo Of A Seal

Final score:

383points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Omg thats hilarious!!!

118points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

YEEEESSSS

3points

Iggy 4 years ago

This is a fantastic picture of a seal!

13points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

I have found my spirit animal

13points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

How can you hate that? It's awesome!!

11points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

I love it.

8points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This one would be equally at home in Crap Wildlife Photography, but the 'face' also reminds me of those Wacky Waving inflatable figures

7points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man From Hals Emporium In Wikkipa?

3points

denzoren 4 years ago

Why do they hate it...it's just a happy chunky boi.

6points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

Aaand thank you for my nightmares.

4points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

That unnerving.

3points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I however love this picture of a seal!🤣

3points

#5

Thanks, I Hate Wellness Geese

Final score:

369points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

But they really help them forget about exams!

121points

Rando Pando 4 years ago

Totally… He’ll be busy being dead.

19points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

People do realize this is a made up uni, and a Twitter page for uni bants (just for laughs chats for none brits) and this is a joke.

22points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Although the number of campuses with angry birds on is particularly high. The Seagulls on my campus will mug you of your lunch and your shoes

5points

Louise B 4 years ago

Bantshire University- a fine institution which definitely exists.

12points

Id row 4 years ago

ARE YOU CALM YET!!!?!?!

9points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

No that goose is a personal trainer, he's just trying to motivate them to jog

8points

third molar 4 years ago

It beats the stress out of you

6points

Friday 4 years ago

Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂

5points

thememyselfandi 4 years ago

Don't you mean cobra chickens?

4points

Gogubaci 4 years ago

I'm going to suggest this for the office

2points

Lyn Moffett 4 years ago

Sorry but I did laugh though I WOULDNT laugh if I was being chased by one. They are devil birds.

2points

#6

Thanks, I Hate Emo Horse

Final score:

365points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Thats kinda cute

73points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

How could you hate Emo Horse??

21points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

By being Emo Horse.

1point

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

"It's not a phase mom!"

20points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

My stable boy doesn't understand me

7points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That is such a cute horse.

4points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

i actually love Emo Horse

3points

Aay (they/them) 4 years ago

Hahahaha!!! It's kinda cute. ❤

3points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Aww, no! She's beautiful!

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Zane from aphmau

1point

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

Curo=ious markings for any horse. Individual .

1point

Mashable writer Heather Dockray believes that "Thanks, I hate it" is a celebration of what they call Internet Gothic; the grotesque consisting of hellish images, perverse Photoshops, photos suggestive of late capitalism, disturbing GIFs, shitposts, nihilist memes, and all the stupid stuff we try and forget we saw on the internet.

If it wasn't for r/TIHI, the meme might've died.

"The initial idea came from another moderator of us (u/scrumbly) on another post on r/ATBGE ... He posted a comment linking to this sub and as it didn't exist yet, I decided to make it a thing," Markus, the founder of the subreddit, told Mashable in an email. "I wanted to create a place for all the beautiful posts that are both likable and hatable at the same time. But I wasn't all that serious about it, as all subs I managed before were very small as well."

This one, however, lives on. And flourishes.

#7

Thanks I Hate Home Alone Now

Final score:

349points

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Sian Edwards 4 years ago

Home Alone is basically Die Hard for kids.

196points

JustABoredwing 4 years ago

“Yippie ki-yay you filthy animal!”

26points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I agree! And both are Christmas movies!!!

14points

Daphne Williams 4 years ago

This is the best description I've ever seen.

6points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

You're right! Both John McClane and Kevin McCallister have the same smirk.

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

Die hard is great

2points

ThatOneWriter 4 years ago

This is the best comment ever. Thank you for this 😂

2points

Nancy A Clark 3 years ago

This is true

1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

more like SAW origin story

1point

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

The police actually checked on him in the movie and at that time he was alright. It was after the police left that the thieves tried to break in.

16points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

Right! Like this dude is just going off in left field. When there were actual thieves trying to break in the kids house. So how he jumps to the kid being the aggressor and making it out like he's the bad guy is just odd and makes no sense at all. Like did he not grasp the movie? Smh.

2points

CJ 4 years ago

i liked it even more

13points

Mad Dragon 4 years ago

Kevin accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and was chased by a cop. After that, he was afraid of the police. That’s why he didn’t call them.

10points

Kalista Moonwolf 4 years ago

The storm took out the phone lines, they aren't repaired until after the events of the movie.

7points

Eduard Korhonen 4 years ago

Really? Then how did he order the pizza?

1point

Murray Kitson 4 years ago

the first thing the bad guys did was cut the phone line... and no cell phones back then

5points

Jason Melvil 4 years ago

There is a popular theory that Kevin grew up to be the guy from Saw

2points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

"The Vilain Home Alone"

2points

Requiem 4 years ago

The police did a drive by in the second movie because if his mother

1point

Aay (they/them) 4 years ago

OMG, but why are they rightthough!!!

1point

#8

Thanks I Hate Deep Sea Fish

Final score:

349points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Impressive!

116points

lunar eclipse 4 years ago

This is epic.

14points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Well done

10points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

actually really cool and creative!

9points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

That could be a doctor who villain.

9points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

That is Awesome! Love it.

6points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Awesome!

6points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

This is really well done……and utterly terrifying

5points

Robert T 4 years ago

That's awesome. Kudos for incorporating a Covid mask into the costume.

4points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

That's cute though! One year I went as a unicorn cow.

4points

#9

Thanks, I Hate Ghosts Now

Final score:

332points

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CJ 4 years ago

or the parents saying that what they heard were ghosts

86points

Bryn Premium 4 years ago

Yes, that's the point.

2points

glowworm2 4 years ago

“Mommy? The ghost was shouting “Who’s your daddy?” again.”

20points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

The image was already in my head i didn't need that too.....

10points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Those ghost sure does agree with each other furiously.

11points

Alan Green 4 years ago

Well ghosts do give you the w*****s

6points

Alan Green 4 years ago

w***y is censored? lol

8points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

...As in MB Jeep?

0points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

Why is it censoring it for y'all but not me? W***y w***y

0points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

W*****s willys

0points

Robert T 4 years ago

Sometimes they are deeply religious ghosts. Oh god! ;-)

4points

sturmwesen 4 years ago

It would explain the banging of furniture..

4points

Cass 4 years ago

I grew up with my grandparents... of course, it was ghosts.

4points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

Denied having heard it? I'm curious to know who is asking random kids have they heard their parents having sex? Like why would you be asking a child that question is what I want to know.

3points

Alex K 4 years ago

what if it's sexy ghosts?

3points

third molar 4 years ago

So what exactly happens when the ghost howl!!

3points

#10

Thanks, I Hate Fried Chicken

Final score:

309points

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

I feel so wrong. I ugly laughed

118points

Iggy 4 years ago

You are not alone.

14points

Monday 4 years ago

Well the egg wasn't fertilized, so technically you're dipping the carcass of the female into the scrambled remains of her period.

55points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

OK now you made it even better!

14points

Vuun 4 years ago

If you buy organic, they may very well be fertilised.

4points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Hahaha

4points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

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nunya bussiness 4 years ago

well, now i understand vegans.

14points

David Blake 4 years ago

Sounds like something out of a cookbook for Satanists.

9points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Then you eat it! We are, and will always be barbarians. I love fried chicken.

8points

Vasana Phong 4 years ago

I will never look at the process of frying chicken the same

7points

Queen Mab 4 years ago

I'll never eat fried chicks again.

4points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

Now we have more vegans ..

3points

Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago

Nope! Won't do that.

2points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Eggs are chicken periods

2points

#11

Thanks, I Hate Farm Emo

Final score:

309points

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

It IS!!!!

74points

Angela B 4 years ago

Laughed too loud and woke up the dog. ...

4points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

eh?

0points

mph seti 4 years ago

Accurate.

0points

Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago

It fits. Lets spread this important piece of information.

0points

David Blake 4 years ago

Lol. Damn, from now on I'm calling it that.😂

0points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This is very apt.

0points

kennedy1209 4 years ago

this is amazing.

0points

James016 4 years ago

Mind blown!!!

0points

v 4 years ago

Country music. Emo longgggggg before emo was cool.

-1point

#12

Thanks, I Hate Unfinished Leopard Food

Final score:

306points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Imagine driving and a deer-head just falls onto your windscreen

19points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

On the other hand i would prefer that than a leopard alive in front of me!

4points

Night Owl 4 years ago

or on your head while wandering

2points

A B C 4 years ago

Only happens if you have angered Don Leopard.

2points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Aw, hell no

1point

Mieke Sorée 4 years ago

Is that Samira Wiley??

10points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Yes

2points

Thenatural 4 years ago

Isn't she in Handmaids Tale?

8points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 4 years ago

Her face says it all-

7points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

I love how no one's shocked that there are leopards in the premises.

4points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Just go home.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

In California we have a gray fox that does the same thing only we don’t have to worry about such big pieces of unfinished food coming out of a tree

4points

Matt Hollis 4 years ago

Beware of Leopards maybe??

1point

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

Her face....lmao

0points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 3 years ago

Is she the actress in Handsmaid tale? Moira?

0points

#13

Thanks, I Hate Anxiety

Final score:

304points

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Magriet Perold 4 years ago

HahahahahAHAHAHAHA... AHAH... haha... a.. :(

107points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

Anxiety is no joke.... wait a minute.

13points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Take a rest.

5points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

It's actually very good.

2points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Let me guess, it's by John Cage?

2points

pro introvert 4 years ago

lol, its funny because its true

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

The Sound of Silence da da da dum

0points

° ʝʊֆȶ ʏօʊʀ ǟʋɛʀǟɢɛ ǟʟɨɛռ ° 4 years ago

Hehehhe..heh.heh.HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

0points

denzoren 4 years ago

It's all coming together *kronk face*

0points

Aay (they/them) 4 years ago

Lol

-2points

Madison Sadler 4 years ago

lol

-2points

#14

Thanks, I Hate Honey

Final score:

291points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

Wait, so we have tried other insects' vomits???

91points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

A species called the Honeypot Ant, but they store the nectar in their engorged abdomens instead of constructing combs, and vomit into the worker's ants' maws.

19points

Mazer 4 years ago

If you ever had a fly land on food that you were going to eat…yeah, well they puke on things before they suck it back up and so yeah you probably have had fly vomit

8points

Nixxy 4 years ago

Yup

0points

CatMan 4 years ago

You say that like we are insects

0points

Brihat A. 4 years ago

were f****d if we did, and maybe also some cum

0points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

yes, bugs are in all foods.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

icecream and perfume use the a**s gland from beavers

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Bee Barf.

5points

denzoren 4 years ago

I think I'm gonna ride this high and stick with honey. No need to try the others.

3points

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

Flies that land on food regurgitate on it to break it down better for consumption. So yeah I think we all have... 🤮

2points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I love bee vomit in my tea!

2points

kennedy1209 4 years ago

someone, somewhere, sometime has tried most of them... "Not It!!"

2points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Kopa cats have the tastiest poops

1point

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

So far

1point

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

The flies vomit is more spicy!

1point

#15

Thanks, I Hate What Jack-O-Lanterns Looked Like

Final score:

288points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

It looks like an actual human that nose has been cut off 😲

74points

Francis 4 years ago

Voldemort is that you?

34points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Yes we still do this in Scotland.

13points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

excuse me while I go have nightmares...

6points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

they still are in Scotland- called neepie lanterns

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Scotland can be so beautiful and creepy at the same time that i really want to visit!

8points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

I Am Jack!

4points

Robert T 4 years ago

Takes me back to my childhood. And those buggers are really hard to hollow out.

3points

Kevin Corcoran 4 years ago

I can add something here! It originally started in Ireland(where I am), beet roots were also used, I tried it before, so messy, but worth it! The best part is the res glow and as it dried it just shriveled up like a shrunken head!

3points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Snorted in my coffee and scared the s**t out my hubby and cat🤦

2points

denzoren 4 years ago

No wonder it's used for halloween...damn.

2points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

It’s really fnckiug hard to carve one, I speak from bitter experience

2points

#16

Thanks, I Hate Police Werewolves

Final score:

271points

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Nicole Blomkamp 4 years ago

GMORK!!!

73points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Was Gmork the beast that came ahead of The Nothing in The Neverending Story?

13points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

I was thinking thing! He terrified me as a child. Still does! 😬

7points

ByTheWindSailor 4 years ago

OMG, it really is!!!!

1point

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Delphine Angua von Überwald?

15points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Everyone knows it's nobby nobbs

7points

FatRabbit 4 years ago

Sergeant Angua

3points

Binxyminxem 4 years ago

Definitely! I wonder where Carrot is

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Looks like they had to hold their pose too long, and Doggo was trying to keep smiling while telling the photographer to take the damn picture at the same time.

8points

sturmwesen 4 years ago

more like mid sneeze

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

I love police werewolves

8points

Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago

What is your problem? He/she is smiling

8points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

Suspect won't speak...okay bring the dog in the interrogation room.... we'll play the good cop, the bad cop and the vicious werewolf!

7points

A. Jones 4 years ago

The dog takes better pictures than I do.

6points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

it looks like the dog has those cheap halloween vampire teeth from when you were a kid! :P

4points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Yes, he does have a scary face but i think he will be a lovely good boy.

2points

Its Me 1 year ago

Hellhound

1point

#17

Thanks, I Hate Brazilian Chernobyl Olafs

Final score:

267points

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Gremlan jonnson 4 years ago

They're so cute, I love them

66points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

TBH the thought of seeing people young and old who have never seen snow before, makes it more wholesome too. So cute!

13points

Mazer 4 years ago

FYI - Lots of people who have homes in areas where it snows frequently don’t know how to make snowmen either

13points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Those are adorable.

4points

H G 4 years ago

The one on the left looks like Mr. Burns on a Friday night

3points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Yes! Lol I bring you love 😃

0points

Id row 4 years ago (edited)

Source: homo-sex-shoe-whale

2points

Eric Mac Fadden 4 years ago

Unfortunately here didn't snow... only in the extreme South. But if you're Brazilian, imagine two of these snowmen on a bike...

2points

A B C 4 years ago

"Chernobyl Olafs" made me choke on my own spit. It's not Covid, I'm just too dumb to breathe and laugh. :D

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

They look like forest spirits from princess monoke!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Children at mcdonalds when you have a phone:

0points

MandaPanda 4 years ago

"Chernobyl Olafs" I'M DEAD!!!

0points

#18

Thanks, I Hate This Soap Dispenser

Final score:

263points

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John Montgomery 4 years ago

Maybe good if you've pet a skunk?

49points

A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

Hilarious!

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Perfect for April Fools Day. Is it ketchup? Is it soap? Is it grape jelly? Tough decision.

15points

A B C 4 years ago

Bet you could drive your family crazy. One year, place it in the bathroom with ketchup in it. Next year, be nice and put it on the breakfast table with grape jelly in it. Next year round, well, who knows? :D

5points

albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago

NO! Go one step further and use mustard

10points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I relish this idea.

9points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

You wanna mess with me? I'll wipe my ketchup hands on your towels! (OK I'm not that evil but i would think about it!)

8points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

If I was victim of that prank I would rub ketchup onto their soap bars! mwahahaha (fear me mortals)

2points

Mieke 4 years ago

You are my kind of person!!! Love it!

4points

Id row 4 years ago

Or maybe keep it filled with grape jelly or juice since it has grapes on it.

2points

Meike H 4 years ago

OP must have an interesting life

2points

jpaul 4 years ago

i don't want you as a friend x)

0points

Deb Dedon 4 years ago

Utterly evil. I like it.

0points

Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago

Bad host!

0points

#19

Thanks I Hate Chicago Bulls Logo

Final score:

256points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Now I can`t unsee this......

124points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

We need the juice! Send help

8points

Thenatural 4 years ago

Or or....robot crab reading a book?

34points

Sanne H. 4 years ago

I see a cowboy robot reading a book. Owning a very fat horse.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Oh you are so innocent! But I'm already ruined and cannot see anything else now

1point

Amy Jo Buchanan 4 years ago

Oh! A robot driving a hovercraft type of vehicle!!

0points

Amy Jo Buchanan 4 years ago

I think I see a robot reading a book laying in a bed.

0points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

I laughed so hard...

7points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

Not only a robot. That kinda looks like Eva. Poor Wall-E.

6points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

NOOOO!!!! It's a robot reading a book on a bench. DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!!

5points

Bored Doggy 4 years ago

when I was like 8 and very innocent I always thought it looked like a marshmallow dude reading a book in bed. The ears were the pillows sticking out the sides, the forehead creases were the blanket folds, and the horns were the legs of the table.

4points

Sarah Grape 4 years ago

i see him reading a book

3points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Or a robot reading a book at a fancy desk...

3points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

You didn't have to, but you did anyway.

3points

Electric Mayhem 4 years ago

It looks more like a robot crab reading a book to me.

3points

#20

Thanks, I Hate To Engage Ramming Speed

Final score:

255points

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John Topper 4 years ago

It's also a bad parent, these "baby on board" people. Planks of wood are no substitution for a car seat.

11points

iBlank 4 years ago

i thought it was to indicate that you have a Chipotle burrito in the passenger seat

4points

denzoren 4 years ago

I know it's supposed to be for first responders but it's gone way past that now. Now it's vinyl sticker...which is on the car even if the baby is in it or not. Imagine an accident...seeing the sign and searching for the baby. It hardly every serves that purpose anymore.

2points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

It was never meant to be a sign for first responders https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_on_board

3points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

noted

1point

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

Why ram at all? It is your radiator that will explode ..

0points

NWB 4 years ago

true!!! hahahaha

0points

ShareMusic 4 years ago

I once saw that sign in the back of an SUV and kids standing up between the front and back seats of the same SUV.

0points

Mazer 4 years ago (edited)

Yeah potatogamers2 is spot on, There have been a couple of incidents where firefighters, paramedics or any first responders had no idea there was a baby in the car during an accident so they had no idea to either look in the car or look outside of the car for an ejected kid.

0points

Mieke 4 years ago

This made me laugh way too hard!

0points

Hime 4 years ago

The stickers are a "safety first" thing to notify other drivers that the parent/driver of said stickered vehicle could be distracted by a kid, therefore to remind you, the guys seeing the sticker, that you are taking a risk assuming the driver is attentive to the other drivers on the road. This trend started in the late 90s early 00s from a company called Safety First.

-1point

#21

Thanks, I Hate Chicken Feet Socks

Final score:

254points

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lunar eclipse 4 years ago

I want these

111points

Hooked 4 years ago

I have them. Soooo cool ;-)

10points

Angela B 4 years ago

Now I want them too.

3points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Crazy Funny Chicken Legs Knee-High Novelty Socks Funny Gifts https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBJLPM6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_CK4T2P1SGMQD2QQ40NP8

2points

Iva Kazalova 4 years ago

This is f****n hilarious, i would die if i saw this at the gym 😂😂😂

12points

Catlady6000 4 years ago

I now need chicken feet socks

10points

LAWLAWLAW 4 years ago

PROVE they are socks

9points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

Those are hilarious!

8points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

These are brilliant.

6points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

I want these too!

4points

MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

i want!

3points

Koala 4 years ago

These are amazing.

2points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Where do I get these?

2points

J Charby 4 years ago

Online, my husband has a pair he wears to the gym too lol we got ours on amazon!

1point

#22

Thanks , I Hate Swan When Given The Same Treatment As Dinosaurs Are Given By Paleoartists

Final score:

253points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Swanosaurus

104points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Don't do that! I already say rhinocesaurus as a joke to my husband and accidentally said it at the zoo at the rhinoceros exhibit and a guy gave me a really weird look. We don't have kids either. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

11points

Aaron W 4 years ago

Those things look terrifying. Even more terrifying than geese.

10points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

The notion that dinosaurs commonly had feathers has pretty much been defeated. They were an adaptation for retaining body heat, found chiefly in smaller species of raptors which led to birds.

3points

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

I dare you to call that thing an ugly duckling.

2points

Iggy 4 years ago

Pteranoswan.

2points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

CALL THE EXORCIST

2points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

beware: the swanosaurus can break your arm

2points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Related. I love tge new improved fluffy t-rex and velociraptor.

1point

David Blake 4 years ago

God that's horrifying

1point

Wing Hay Tam 7 months ago

Looks like a horror/sci Fi creature

0points

#23

Thanks, I Hate The English Language

Final score:

253points

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Helenium 4 years ago

Lol g is for gnome

84points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

H is for herb!

8points

Piet Puk 4 years ago

And K is for knowledge.

14points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

I need this! Where can I get it?

12points

Janice Blaufox 4 years ago

You can find it in the children's section of a bookstore. They can order it if it's not on the shelf. I believe it is still in print.

4points

Red Ruffensor 4 years ago

Available on good ol' Amazon.

1point

Shelby P 4 years ago

https://www.amazon.com/Pterodactyl-Worst-Alphabet-Book-Ever/dp/1492674311/ref=asc_df_1492674311/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=265892495433&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1745783993968801943&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9007937&hvtargid=pla-573630725646&psc=1

1point

Calyfan Yelood 4 years ago (edited)

we've got this book! My favourite is "T is for Tsunami"

12points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

I would prefer t is for tchotchke.

7points

Foodie panda 4 years ago

i want this book!!

8points

Doob 4 years ago

P IS FOR PHONE!!!

7points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

k is for knock

7points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

Or knowledge.

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

D is for Django.

7points

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago

DJANGO DJANGO!!!!

0points

Mimi M 4 years ago

X is for Xerox. And Xanadu.

5points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Xylophone!

3points

Peppermallow 4 years ago

Not being American or Canadian, I didn't know the Great Lakes had a mnemonic.

3points

#24

Thanks, I Hate Spring

Final score:

248points

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Brandy Dor 4 years ago

But when I do it. ....I catch charges! Unfair!!!

90points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

Try a different soap

18points

Repo 4 years ago

Or a boyfriend, try it at a party.

5points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

Not fragrant in the right way.

3points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

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third molar 4 years ago

Plant jizz makes me sneeze

13points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

And it makes the roof of my mouth itchy!!! 😳

2points

Foodie panda 4 years ago

I will never look at flowers the same way again

8points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Plants - nature's exhibitionists

8points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

there is loads of sticky stuff on the car. Plants be like: 💦😁

7points

Marcia Cash 4 years ago

Victorians were so sexually inhibited they put huge flowers (plant genitalia) all over everything.

3points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Exactly! I never understood why people use flowers. Just imagine people are actually giving out plant genitals during birthdays, funerals, romantic proposals, and for worshipping!

3points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

i literally almost choked on my cookie laughing.

1point

Wing Hay Tam 7 months ago

PASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICEPASS THE JUICE

0points

Sardonyx_3 3 years ago

WHY XD

0points

#25

Thanks, I Hate Leather

Final score:

243points

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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

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A B C 4 years ago (edited)

And by "properly tanned" is not meant whatever the Trumpet is trying to achieve.

6points

mph seti 4 years ago

(insert trump joke here)

4points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Like that lady who was all over the news back in 2012 or 2013, she went to a tanning bed like every other day or something like that.

2points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago (edited)

Thank you for that image

1point

Danie 4 years ago

Yes..leave the animals alone, we don't need their skin; they do

3points

mph seti 4 years ago

There's a problem, though. Animal skins make excellent clothing, shoes, and accessories like bags, belts, wallets, etc. The only materials that come close in durability are petroleum based synthetics and some plastics...Which don't biodegrade and are terrible for the environment. So, damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Naturally tanned leather will eventually rot harmlessly, 'vegan friendly' fake leather, gore-tex, nylon, polypropylene, etc. will last thousands of years.

4points

#26

Thanks, I Hate The English Language

Final score:

237points

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Foodie panda 4 years ago

he's not wrong...

75points

Stephen Lyford 4 years ago

Hea's knaught rawng, ewe mene?

15points

Thenatural 4 years ago

Toeknee ..

20points

mcborge1 4 years ago

So my middle name could be spelt as Anthoughneigh.

16points

V33333P 4 years ago

Don't give those antivax moms ideas!

12points

Id row 4 years ago

It can also be spelled Toe-Knee.

8points

A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

Or “shin” for short.

6points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

That's my brother's name. I am SO spelling it like that on his next birthday card!

6points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

His name is Squidward, so he's obviously gonna complain.

3points

Marcia Cash 4 years ago

If tomb is pronounce toom, why isn't bomb pronounced BOOM?

2points

Requiem 4 years ago

fugedaboutit

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Could be worse. The French straight up don't pronounce the last phoneme or two. And just try conjugating verbs in many common languages. Or nouns. Or adjectives. English spelling sucks, but its grammar is easy. Say hello to Monseiur Teauxnis!

1point

#27

Thanks I Hate “Calming Product”

Final score:

236points

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Louise B 4 years ago

They do look very calm. Maybe I should ditch the anti anxiety meds and eat some of these 🤔 (the treats, not the pets)

115points

David Blake 4 years ago

I am glad u clarified.

29points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

its kind of concerning that you had to clarify that you're not going to eat the pets

7points

Doob 4 years ago

XD "Not the pets." That funny tho

5points

The Cute Cat 4 years ago

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

They look so stoned!

15points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Calming products, by Snoop Dogg.

12points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

The cat look stoned, but the dog looks more suspecting... Like in the famous futurama meme: d0d1-60c89...8-jpeg.jpg

6points

Giovanna 4 years ago

Well the brand is "happy traveler", so they must be having a nice trip

6points

Mimi M 4 years ago

Valerian.40 mg, German Chamomile.40 mg, L-Tryptophan.40 mg, St. John's Wort.20 mg.

6points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I better try these out before I give them to my dog.

5points

Hseed 4 years ago

Thisssssfoooddddsgooooodddd

3points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Well, it works for Snoop Dogg

3points

ElenaK 4 years ago

I could use some of those in my office , for some colleagues!

3points

#28

Thanks I Hate Philadelphia

Final score:

235points

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Jubum 4 years ago

That's not funny, that's sad.

179points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Stupid Americans!

3points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

As a Canadian I want to say "I'm sorry" that we turned you over to the country to our South.

43points

Moonscorpion 4 years ago

make it 2 canadians

6points

I love the 80’s 4 years ago

As an American, I'd like to apologize for fellow Americans.

2points

blugeagua 4 years ago

We're not all the same.

1point

Friday 4 years ago

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air..

18points

Everything_Fubar 4 years ago

Too good

0points

Janice Blaufox 4 years ago

What kind of mentally sick people are so destructive?

14points

Silre 4 years ago

Let me introduce you to Philadelphia

2points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

I apologize on behalf of my fellow humans.

12points

Iso 4 years ago

this is. this says alot

10points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Nooooo... poor thing!

9points

Id row 4 years ago

Tell me humanity sucks without actually telling me humanity sucks.

4points

WeirdNerdGirl 4 years ago

And my parents are shocked I want to leave this country when I graduate....

2points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

Poor Hitchbot. ):

2points

#29

Thanks, I Hate Wild Bananas

Final score:

235points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

It looks as if something ate it and it is now rotting

106points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

thank you so much for putting that image in my head.

3points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

The moment when you realize all fruits and vegetables we have been eating for the last few centuries are genetically modified (through selective breeding, that is). Say this to someone who is scared of GMO's and watch their reaction ;)

20points

Anne 4 years ago

Is selective breeding done in a laboratory? The definition of GMO is: Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) are living organisms whose genetic material has been artificially manipulated in a laboratory through genetic engineering. This creates combinations of plant, animal, bacteria, and virus genes that do not occur in nature or through traditional crossbreeding methods.

9points

Becky Samuel 4 years ago

I believe there is a large cash prize available to anyone who finds a seed in a standard banana. The current strain has been seedless for decades and can only be propagated by cuttings, which is making it extremely vulnerable to pests, diseases, and climate change. Without seeds, there is nothing that can be done to adapt the banana plant to these new threats and the whole strain is becoming unviable.

17points

denzoren 4 years ago

I live in the tropics and I've never seen this...was my whole life a lie? *visible confusion*

5points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This disturbs me greatly. Not because of the seeds, but because it looks like the banana is rotten. I always felt disgusted as a kid when part of my banana turned out to have gone bad after peeling it.

5points

Naima Ivansdóttir 4 years ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Thanks i couldn't find the words.....

4points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE. IT LOOKS LIKE IT DECOMPOSED FROM THE INSIDE OUT IM GOOD

1point

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Yes, we are so used to cultivated and doctored food but I really would not wish to eat this.

1point

Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago

And this is why not all GMO foods are a bad thing...

1point

Candia Lee 4 years ago

Our edibles are picked very green - would they ripen like this if left on the stalk?

0points

#30

Thanks I Hate Birds With Legs

Final score:

225points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I can't wait to order a Bucket o' Buttocks at KFC

71points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Bucket o’butts?

10points

Ryan Cohn 4 years ago

The thighs are particularly thicc today.

3points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Oh thank you so much for the laugh

1point

River Webb 4 years ago

I've never seen a bird so thicc

7points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

What about Big Bird? 🤔

5points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

I remember this post! Hilarious,

5points

Max Andersson 4 years ago

Draw some boobies too!

3points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

I think the artist, Tommy Siegel, hasn't recovered from being traumatized by children teasing him about his last name. He takes his revenge on the birds.

3points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Wow this new season of Tuca and Bertie really sucks XD

2points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Pixar's "Birb Mums"

2points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Imagine if birds where really like this lol. It would be a whole new world!

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Ancient Egypt would be very different, for sure.

0points

Id row 4 years ago

Birdy's got a big 'ol butt.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

It's targeting on my car isn't it?

1point

#31

Thanks I Hate Broken R

Final score:

216points

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I I 4 years ago

youwe doing gweat though

94points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

he weally is doing gweat

13points

Carsten Petersen 4 years ago

Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits ;-)

22points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)

I'm dwiving in my caw... Elmer Fudd sings Springsteen.

10points

Myrkur 4 years ago

I heard that in my head with his voice, freaking love Looney Tunes

7points

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

That'll hold him alwight, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

1point

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

At first I thought it said "So my keyboard be woke: I can't type "r"..." And was trying to find the link between being woke and not liking the "R"...

10points

Shelby P 4 years ago

me too

1point

Iva Kazalova 4 years ago

You sound like the guy from the big bang theory 😂😂😂 ah, barry kripke!

9points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Bawwy Kwipke-yboawd

7points

Norma 4 years ago

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevvah today!

5points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

This is the gweatest, it weminds me of a weview on amazon for a half keyboawd, it's the funniest thing i've ever wead and I cwy laughed. You should check it out.

4points

Becks 4 years ago

Welease Wod-a-wick!

4points

John Baker 4 years ago

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called .. Biggus Dickus.

2points

Doc Thissen 4 years ago

The Elmer Fudd keyboard syndrome!

1point

#32

Thanks, I Hate Horizontally Cut Bread

Final score:

213points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

I'm gonna have only one slice of bread, thanks!

54points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

Yeah, and toasted please.

5points

Falcon 4 years ago

I can imagine putting some jam on it then rolling it up. 😛

25points

Koala 4 years ago

Amazing idea!!

6points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

These are used for a Swedish dish called "landgång", which is a glorified sandwich with several different meats, cheeses, and sauces.

16points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Had to google it. Do you eat it with a fork and knife? And what does "landgång" mean? In German it is... "land going" don't know how to explain it

4points

Janice Blaufox 4 years ago

That is how you slice bread to make a sandwich loaf.

5points

Connie Martin 4 years ago

Came to Comments to say this. I LOVED sandwich loaf as a kid, probably would love it today

1point

Iffydust 4 years ago

Its used to made a swedish sandwich cake. Btw its glorious to eat

4points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

Smörgåstårta! I'm going to Sweden later this year, I want to try it!

1point

glowworm2 4 years ago

Panaromic view bread?

3points

Alexandra Nara 4 years ago

Diet said: only one slice

3points

Sara 4 years ago

In Brazil we use this bread cut to make "Cold pie". it is popular in several regions of Brazil (some made with chicken, mayonnaise, olives, etc). See at Nestlé site... https://www.receitasnestle.com.br/receitas/torta-fria

2points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Makes foot long sandwiches

2points

Annette Easton 4 years ago

That's the usual way (here at least) to have bread cut if you're going to be making those little "fancy sandwich slices" for teas and events.

1point

#33

Thanks, I Hate Water With Whipped Cream

Final score:

211points

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I I 4 years ago

da fck ? WHY ????????????/

66points

Sofie 4 years ago

When you're on a diet you can't have it all at once, you gotta prioritize sometimes 😹

7points

Spinz 4 years ago

Isn't that a puppucino? (For dogs, it's just whipped cream and water. Pretty normal)

17points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

There are people who give whipped cream to their dog?

7points

Sheila Stamey 4 years ago

It's for the dog.

4points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

why didn't you just admit that you actually just wanted a squirt of whipped cream? No you have to fish it out of water

2points

James016 4 years ago

Your name Jeff?

2points

Nixxy 4 years ago

Mmm creamy waterrrr. Said no one ever

0points

Audrey Sample 4 years ago

This is truly terrible. To help the anxiety I feel over this I keep imagining its just clear Jello lol

0points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

For a dog? Maybe?

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

I think they have to be on auto pilot when taking orders at these places..

0points

Manasvi Tupe 4 years ago

its probably for the pet I think

0points

#34

Thanks I Hate These Shoes

Final score:

209points

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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

And now I'm imagining her getting home, taking them off and emptying them into the sink...

122points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Then having to limp to the doctor to have them treat the jungle rot on her feet (brother was a Marine in Vietnam, and said what they called jungle rot was like extreme athletes foot, and it came from wearing wet socks—-in wet boots in the hot humid jungle—-that you don’t get a chance to take off for several days because you’re deep in country and can’t risk stopping to put on dry socks and let your boots dry out).

15points

Alex K 4 years ago

imagine the smell

8points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

And I though I couldn't get any worse after looking at the picture... yuck

6points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)

Thanks I hate this image in my head

1point

v 4 years ago

Now, imagine people wringing the sweat out of their insoles. Nothing different except you can see her feet in these shoes.

1point

Stephanie IV 4 years ago

*retch*

0points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Nooooooo

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

I am really pleased you said that

0points

Otter 4 years ago

Told to me as a true story: At the national nude volleyball finals years ago, some guy showed up in saran wrap shorts as a joke. The judges allowed him to compete, as everything was still visible, but they disqualified him when the shorts began to steam up...

11points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

"Sorry, we can’t see your junk anymore so..."

6points

Elsker 4 years ago

Shouldn't we take a moment for that poor little pinky toe? It appears to have a terrible day

6points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Lacy up sweat pockets, noice!

3points

Mad_Haberdasheress 4 years ago

I can literally smell the vapor that is clearly building up inside those boots!!!

2points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

I don't see the problem. Jk. It's clearly there.

2points

Chaos&Roses 4 years ago

I have an exact same pair. I wear knee-high rainbow toe socks with them at work!

1point

Donna Leske 4 years ago

I have these boots for sale on my facebook page. I descripted "lets you show off cute socks", never even thought of *ugg* bare feet.

1point

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

Sweating feet ..ew!

0points

Violet Smith 4 years ago

Can you imagine the reek in there?!?

0points

#35

Thanks , I Hate It

Final score:

204points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

WOAHHH

43points

4 years ago

*slowly disintegrates*

4points

Madison Sadler 4 years ago

i cant

4points

Yelena Yardeen 4 years ago

This is terrifying

4points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

What the f**k is wrong with you

2points

Stormapotamus 4 years ago

bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaah

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

I'm ok with the Yoshi one.

0points

Audrey Sample 4 years ago

😶

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

So do I

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

NO NO NO GOODBYE

0points

#36

Thanks, I Hate Hollywood Boy And Girl

Final score:

200points

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Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Don't forget the animal boobs!

117points

A. Jones 4 years ago

and the pink bow tie.

24points

If I could I would live under water 4 years ago

And high heels

15points

jasper 4 years ago

I hate animal boobs. And people hair on animals.

10points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

And the eyelashes!

7points

Mikhael Barreto 4 years ago

*slips away unnoticed* >_>

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And the animating over a film of a stripper. And the fact it's a repeating gag.

2points

Requiem 4 years ago

anthropomorphic

2points

LJ Robinson 4 years ago

And eyeliner

0points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Hollywood in a nutshell

7points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Eyelashes

4points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

Never forget when fundamentalists put boob bones on a skeleton so that we knew one was a girl and one was a boy.

3points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

How else can you distinguish male from female? They literally have different parts and features to be distinguished from one another. Because they're different.

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Animals naturally have different things that show their gender! Use those things! Also, we can tell with the voices (if they have them).

2points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

My first thought was genitalia. You can't do that! But yeah I know there are other things too. I don't see the problem with just learning through dialogue what their gender is, if it's even relevant.

-1point

Inkblot Butterfly 4 years ago

the first one looks like a rabbit a bit-

2points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Take them golfing and see who uses the forward tees

2points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

Disney

1point

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

I know without the enhancements.. doesn't everyone who is grown up?

0points

#37

Thanks, I Hate The Pumpkin House

Final score:

195points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Omg i never thought of it this way... Same goes for gingerbread men living in gingerbread houses

62points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

I found a comic relating to this Gingerbrea...d-jpeg.jpg

19points

Madison Sadler 4 years ago

this is fine ~baby pumpkin

2points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

i laughed harder than i should've XD

1point

Amy Jo Buchanan 4 years ago

He looks pretty content to me.

0points

Ada White 4 years ago

So cute...

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

He or she never cares anyhow as usually they are made into a soup..or pie

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I love the caption for the image! He looks like he is hiding his fear and pain lol

0points

RandomBeing 4 years ago

I made a drawing based off of this :)

0points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Imagine us living in a house cover with human skin... walls, floor, ceiling....

0points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

He actually looks pretty content.

0points

#38

Thanks, I Hate Warm Puke In My Body

Final score:

194points

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Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago

Someone said they should shower less lol

38points

Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago

To anyone coming in confusion they simply mean that in the shower people come up with weird thoughts

37points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

In my stomachs case that's especially true as anything I eat or drink, I throw up

4points

Nora 4 years ago

I'm so sorry you are going through this. Whatever the reason is, it must be really hard on both your body and mind. I will be sending all my good energy and best vibes your way. My sincere wishes for a brighter future full of love and joy.

5points

third molar 4 years ago

Its a puke and s**t bag!

2points

A B C 4 years ago

Converting the former to the latter.

1point

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

When you chew food and show it to someone, that is 'disgusting'. But it tastes delicious to you.

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

See food

2points

Kim Lorton 4 years ago

No, it's filled with undigested food, your intestines are filled with warm puke!

1point

Danny Ruiz 4 years ago

I was fine before I read this. Now my stomach is roiling.

0points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

I'm gonna be that person just for my own peace of mind. It ain't puke till it comes out!

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

Moving on....

0points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

and you'll nevber guess what's in your intestines.

0points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

And sometimes i burp puke

0points

#39

Thanks, I Hate Sans Serif

Final score:

192points

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James016 4 years ago

Make it stop

39points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

I like it. Asymmetry is my jam.

7points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

Yesss!

1point

4 years ago

I should do this when writing an essay. Then I could get teacher to not give me another one.

5points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

If we could type in all the fonts, that would be cool. Like each letter be a different font and type out a bunch of stuff. See what it would look like. Someone needs to do this and submit it to board panda.

2points

Id row 4 years ago

lol, that last comment.

2points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Reminds me of old typed letters.

2points

Queen Metapha 4 years ago

Actually I love the Name "Times New Bastard" and I don't find it that disturbing to look at....

2points

third molar 4 years ago

This bastard is still better than the comic sans

1point

Amelia Williams 4 years ago

That's infuriating. I adore it.

0points

Audrey Sample 4 years ago

This is physiological warfare at its finest

0points

#40

Thanks I Hate Exciting New Ideas

Final score:

188points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

As if being an introvert on public transport wasn't bad enough

20points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Wait, wait! Install them slightly askew so that your knees go into the opposite person's crotch. I call it, The Zipper

11points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And put the luggage bins on the wall next to the window so everyone has to crawl over each other to reach!

0points

Daria B 4 years ago

Only cool if you travel in big groups. Otherwise, awkward and kinda boring, if you didn't prepare your own books/gaming consoles/whatever. But then, again, if you have to put your bag underneath your chair, it would be too awkward to bend over to get anything from your own bag. I'm saying this as someone who flies intercontinentally (East Asia - Europe and vice versa relations). No, thanks. I'll keep the media screen of the back of the chair.

7points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

Yes, it's fine if you know all three people. With strangers...not so much.

4points

Id row 4 years ago

I think I'd rather be duct taped to the undercarriage of the plane than sit like that.

3points

Whatshername 4 years ago

But that would hurt so much! Duct tape on bare skin is probably painful to remove.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I thought the pandemic would help find better ways to travel for us introverts!that's a nightmare!!!!

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

I am not spending a whole flight touching knees with anyone—-even my husband, and I love him.

3points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

noooo!!! imagine the awkward eye contact!!

1point

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Because people need more reasons to be annoyed on flights. Also, nobody gets trays anymore.

1point

Kari Panda 4 years ago

Not that I wouldn’t understand but... it’s common in trains and some busses?

1point

Myrkur 4 years ago

Yeah but this is very close to each other

0points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

Great for bridge or meetings.

0points

#41

Thanks I Hate New Dino Names

Final score:

183points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Correction: Scaleyboi

95points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Hey was a Scaleeyboi she said see you later boy.

11points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Bitey mcbiteface

17points

Piet Puk 4 years ago

First thing on my mind!

2points

David Williams 4 years ago

Really?! Look at the translations of the latin...

6points

Daphne Williams 4 years ago

I hate to be the joke killer, but they are still discovering new dinosaurs all the time. There is one called "Irritator" which was discovered in 1996, Bambiraptor, which was named after the Disney character, Dracorex hogwartsia, which is Greek for "Dragon King of Hogwarts," and "Zuul crurivastator" which was named for the big bad in Ghostbusters.

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Don't forget the huge ancient crocodile named Lemmysuchus obtusidens, after Ian Fraser Kilmister, better known as Lemmy Kilmister.

1point

Sky Render 4 years ago

Let's not forget the king of dinosaurs, the Big Chungusaurus.

5points

BisexualBaddie 4 years ago

OH MY GOD YESS

0points

Hermione Granger 4 years ago

We’enostrangerstoloveasaurus

2points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

Or the Jurrasicparkosaurus.

2points

Violet Smith 4 years ago

Only if they put child idiots in charge...

1point

mcborge1 4 years ago

Lol.

1point

Lace Neil 3 years ago

Dino McDinoface.

0points

#42

Thanks, I Hate A Saint Now

Final score:

182points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Medieval and Renaissance art is a treasure trove of torture porn

110points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Porn? Ain't nothing sexy about flesh robe up there.

7points

F. H. 4 years ago

We have a little chapel with a life-sized statue of Jesus after his flagellation. Some years ago they decided not to take the purple cape that covers it during lent off anymore, because it scares the children.

4points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

That comment went right over you're head. She didn't say anything about being sexy.

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And regular porn, too.

0points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Unsee juice anyone? artworks-2...x500-1.jpg

20points

Ahsoka Tano 4 years ago

Thanks.

7points

Queen Metapha 4 years ago

Thank you so much for that idea!

2points

Springy boi 4 years ago

Thanks

1point

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Yes please

1point

Wing Hay Tam 7 months ago

thx!

0points

lazy panda 4 years ago

Yeah, I'm gonna need more than a carton.

-1point

M Calad 4 years ago

Wooow, the sculptor was really into gore stuff!

12points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

I hope the guy who modeled for that read the contract first.

9points

Falcon 4 years ago

Crazy details tho. Kinda like it.

9points

Mazer 4 years ago

Mean people suck

3points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

that must've been painful.

2points

I I 4 years ago

we're evil bastards aren't we

2points

Daria B 4 years ago

Are you?

1point

Katinka Min 4 years ago

He's looking pretty fit and chill for someone whose been skinned

1point

A B C 4 years ago

"I hate a Saint now" - as if Bartholomew wished for this treatment. 🙄

1point

Optimus Primal 4 years ago

exactly

1point

#43

Thanks, I Hate The Paradox Of Meat

Final score:

173points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I bet Dr Baden is a barrel of laughs at parties

58points

Katrina B. 4 years ago

I would totally talk to him! He's a world renowned forensic pathologist and worked on some super high profile cases

14points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Especially barbecues.

5points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

A real rib-tickler.

3points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

He sounds extremely interesting and his sense of humour and wit is quite clearly shining through with this one observation he made, also the phrase "fun at parties" is the single most twatty thing anyone can say. Some of us like to constantly learn and educate ourselves.

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Yeh, but he is funny

0points

Ian Smith 4 years ago

It's the temperature at which protein denatures

3points

Dynein 4 years ago

Yeah, that "paradox" is not even close to a paradox... and it's not like meat is the only material that changes properties when heated to a certain point...

4points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

He's the OG

2points

Requiem 4 years ago

its the same as putting a marshmellow over the heat of the fire and not in the flames

1point

Requiem 4 years ago

doesnt feel that hot when im out in -10

1point

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

If you put meat in the oven at 98.6ºF/36.5ºC for 4 hours it will probably develop botulism and still won't fall off the bone. But it will kill you or make you very sick.

0points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

After 70 years it'll be bone dry and rock hard. Good thing we aren't just meat.

1point

CatMan 4 years ago

Farenheit? Or Celsius

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

I refuse to comment thank you!

0points

v 4 years ago

This is the problem with doctorate degrees. They infer a level of knowledge and/or ability that isn't always true.

0points

q smith 4 years ago

I loved his show!

0points

#44

Thanks, I Hate Super Creepers

Final score:

170points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

I have a feeling that the creepy guy put this sign up on purpose...

85points

Monday 4 years ago

Of course he did, how else is he supposed to get good photos?

27points

NeonDisco 4 years ago

I'd like to think a sweet old man made a model replica of his town and uses the real townsfolk as inspiration for his models, though that may be a bit too Disney for this world.

11points

John Whitaker 4 years ago

I want to see the Bored Panda post of all the reaction pictures of people who read this sign

2points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

That's fine, as long as he doesn't bother me I don't care.

2points

Patricia Healton 4 years ago

Cool. Can I watch him make it?

1point

Audrey Sample 4 years ago

I would run

0points

MandaPanda 4 years ago

Glad I'm reading this online

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

He is having fun...

0points

Patrick O'Harris 4 years ago

Will he wait for me to take a neat pose?

0points

Adwait Damle 4 years ago

Voodoo dolls

0points

#45

Thanks I Hate These Dice

Final score:

169points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Go home, dice. You're drunk.

158points

Anne Reid 4 years ago

I bartend in a place that let’s you roll dice to win a free drink. Think these drunk dice might be perfect!

13points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

LOL

1point

CatMan 4 years ago

More like the person who "made" them

0points

fire bug 4 years ago

Opposite sides should add up to seven. Second and third one down have adjacent sides that should be opposite each other. (Sorry, I notice this kinda stuff).

4points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

This pleases me.

3points

thefaithfulspouse 4 years ago

Agree. I want

0points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

ew

2points

A B C 4 years ago

Am I the only one that gets Predator vibes from this?

2points

A. Jones 4 years ago

I want to buy these for when I have to play games with people I don't like.

2points

Tequila4Two 4 years ago

The second and third one from the top isn't correct. A three and a four are alway opposite of each other, not next to each other. Same goes for two and five.

2points

Aaron W 4 years ago

They started drinking early at the dice factory that day.

2points

Heather Menard 4 years ago

Makes you learn how to count

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

These are actually pretty creative. I like it

0points

#46

Thanks, I Hate Book Murder

Final score:

166points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Barbarian!

191points

OriginalName ? 4 years ago

I did that for my mom who had MS and couldn’t hold anything that weighed more than a few ounces

33points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

BOOK MURDERER!!!

48points

Aaron W 4 years ago

The mark of a psychopath.

39points

Debby B 4 years ago

No one does this!

33points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Personally I like to keep books in good condition.

30points

lunar eclipse 4 years ago

No. No one.

21points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

You are a monster

20points

Random Panda 4 years ago

Why not buy a Kindle instead?!

12points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

It’s just you, you heathen.

7points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

The real question here is why they were reading a book called "Middlesex"

6points

Lila Launehase 4 years ago (edited)

Because it is an interesting book. It's about a person identified with the wrong sex at birth and their way to "normal" life.

15points

LAWLAWLAW 4 years ago

I used to live in Middlesex UK (from middle Saxon) and thought it was a book about that area 🤣

10points

V33333P 4 years ago

Because it's a really really good book

2points

#47

Thanks, I Hate The Last Garfield Comic

Final score:

162points

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Kari Panda 4 years ago

Uplifting thought: He‘s just in that state where you‘re awake but refuse to get out of bed yet.

139points

Sian Edwards 4 years ago

I choose to fully believe this.

44points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

You mean me every single morning?

10points

nunya bussiness 4 years ago

sounds like something garfield and/or me would do.

2points

Sarah Moore 4 years ago

This strip is bogus

1point

Chimmels 4 years ago

the LAST garfield comic are you sure hes awake

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

If there was a fourth panel, he'd say "I can tell it's Monday".

1point

CatMan 4 years ago

Hopefully

1point

fire bug 4 years ago

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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago

MISINFORMATION, GARFIELD IS STILL ALIVE. There never was a last garfield comic, they're still being made. This one is a joke, take a look at the weird signature is the first panel- it's definitely not by Jim Davis. Fear not, fellow garfield lovers,

46points

Nannerdog 4 years ago

Phew!

6points

Sarah Moore 4 years ago

Thank youuuuu

0points

Blarrg 4 years ago

Comic is still going. It was actually pretty funny for about the first 10 years, amusing insights into what it was like to have a cat. Stopped being that a long time ago.

0points

Louise B 4 years ago

Oh my God! Why? I thought it was a whimsical comic strip about a cat who likes lasagne. They didn't have to kill him! Maybe all the cholesterol finally got to him.

25points

Sarah Moore 4 years ago

Comic strip is still going strong ... this is bogus

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

the best death anyone can wish for

12points

Llewella 4 years ago

Noooooo

10points

Just Your Regular Avocado 4 years ago

Oh he just...

6points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

Honestly. That's such a perfect depiction of death for an animal. Especially having personally seen some suffer. That truly astonishes, breaks and completes my heart.

4points

Shadowfall The Explorer 4 years ago

Garfield is 42 years old now and still going strong

2points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

Y'all know this is a parody, right?

2points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

I thought he was shot in a train station by a disgruntled office-seeker, leading to extensive civil service reform.

2points

Ryan Cohn 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure that was Heathcliff.

0points

#48

Thanks, I Hate Liquid Toast

Final score:

160points

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John Montgomery 4 years ago

Beer. It's liquid bread. It's good for you!

54points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

We like to drink until we spew!

3points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Technically, since beer is made from plants, it's a salad. Which is really good for you!

2points

Martha Meyer 4 years ago

Bread is made from wheat and/or rye. Beer is made from barley.

1point

Sandra Schmidt 4 years ago

In Germany we say "seven beers equal a Schnitzel", and then you still didn't have a drink.

1point

JP 4 years ago

Beer isn't liquid bread. Beer is made from hops. Hops is a plant, therefore, Beer is salad.

-1point

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Drinking Toast? That's hardcore!

3points

A B C 4 years ago (edited)

Years ago, I had dinner with a then-friend of mine, but we had some green salad left over. Next day, I see the leftovers in the bowl and ask her "huh, any idea what we should do with that? Pretty mushy, don't wanna eat it really" to which she replied "*shrug* I don't care, why don't you blend it and drink it?"... It's a weird sensation, cause your brain notices the taste of salad and wants to bite it, but there IS nothing to bite. Guess I'll call it an experiment.

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Liquid diet.

1point

Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago

The novelty wears off..just wait awhile until New Years

0points

Apina 4 years ago

Porridge is liquid bread! I love porridge with different grains and always eat it with butter and salt! Never sweet porridge 🤢

0points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

LOL

0points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

lol the incorrect quotes generator uses this all the time lmao. ig now we know the origin

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Think of all the chewing time saved.

0points

A. Jones 4 years ago

mmm powdered toast

0points

#49

Thanks I Hate Bags Of Pringles

Final score:

157points

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

this is so wrong

83points

Getthepopcornout 4 years ago

Yet so right....

1point

Id row 4 years ago

This must be what cats experience when their fur is rubbed in the wrong direction.

4points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

Imagine those poor pringles inside the bag.

2points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

These aren't pringles. They're the ripoff chinese brands

2points

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

They have to be.

2points

Christie Schmitz 4 years ago

This is so unnatural...

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

And they get to drop down and become crumbs!

0points

Shoddy 4 years ago

Maybe they're refills for your tube. Apparently Pringles tubes are a recycling nightmare. So why not refill them instead?

0points

CatMan 4 years ago

Each🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

0points

Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago

Noooooooooo !!!

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

We have these in the U.K. now :|

0points

#50

Thanks, I Hate Megetables

Final score:

154points

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Mieke 4 years ago

Why, just..........why?

83points

Queen Metapha 4 years ago

To show how stupid "food disguising" is?!

11points

Deborah B 4 years ago

To troll vegans. Why else?

9points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

To feed the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog of course.

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Because they can, just because they can *shakes fists hopelessly *

3points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

Because they're Arby's.

2points

Chimmels 4 years ago

Me when i see vegetable meat

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

Becuase F**k Vegans; Thats why

0points

Michigan Guy 4 years ago

why ask why?

-1point

Foodie panda 4 years ago

for pure non vegetarians who want to taste a carrot

10points

lunar eclipse 4 years ago

Ehehehhe

9points

Susie 4 years ago

There's a lot of really weird misplaced hatred for meatless stuff these days...

6points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

"Arby's, it's technically food."

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

If it was a carrot cake it would be perfect

4points

Henny Hana 4 years ago

I can hear evil laugh in the distance

4points

Computernaut 4 years ago

This is a whole new level of satire.

3points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

You'll be hard pushed to find a bigger meat lover than me, but I this quite hateful. This has clearly been done to spite & mock vegans. Listen, if someone makes a life choice, it's exactly that, their choice! Leave them to it! Let's stop pestering each other and get on with our lives.

2points

Sarah Moore 4 years ago

Thanks! I won't be eating at Arby's anymore. Their misguided ignorance, along with their s**t food, puts them right up there with Crack in the Box

1point

#51

Thanks, I Hate Beluga Whales

Final score:

56points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Draw me like one of your fantasy cetaceans

30points

Vasana Phong 4 years ago

He got like a 10 pack

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

when japan is inbound

0points

#52

Thanks, I Hate Stuart Little

Final score:

55points

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ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

LMAO!

14points

Max 4 years ago

In the original book she gave birth to him. I don't know if that's worse.

8points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

wait whaT

2points

Thenatural 4 years ago

And they'll be burying their new child in about...2 years?

4points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

He's 16 in the story...

2points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

It's so sad it's almost funny.

2points

The Cute Cat 4 years ago

Dang it.. My wife laugh too hard on this

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Stuart Little isn't a rat, he's a human.

0points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

There's a reason why I have four rats and no children. :p

0points

#53

Thanks, I Hate Realistic Emojis

Final score:

54points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

22points

Chillace 4 years ago (edited)

please dont do🤯

4points

4 years ago

Or 🤮 or 🤧

2points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

no

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Yessss!

1point

Joybug 3 years ago

I need this on my keyboard!

0points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

I CAN'T UNSEE THIS.

1point

KittyCat 4 years ago

Here, have some unsee juice! Unsee-Juic...88cf3e.jpg

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

Finally realistic emojis!

0points

KittyCat 4 years ago

Go back to whatever nightmare collection of emojis you came from!

0points

Shieshie Sweetie Kiss 4 years ago

Whyyyyyy

0points

#54

Thanks I Hate Masks Now

Final score:

54points

POST

Something 4 years ago

Some people rely on lip reading.

38points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

This will be good for special need schools . The teachers doing makaton with the deaf children will appreciate this

5points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

YES THANK YOU

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Thing is, it looks like it’s all plastic, unlike the cloth masks with the plastic only over the mouth area. The cloth allows filtered airflow. Plastic doesn’t. How can they breathe? Not to mention how f*****g hot—-and therefore all foggy and filling up with condensation and sweat (imagine drowning in your mask)—-they must be.

4points

Iffydust 4 years ago

Its to late to introduce these now. I already forgotten how to make normal facial experssions.

4points

Dodo 4 years ago

Honestly it's so freeing not having to worry what my face looks like all the time

1point

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

There should be a Bane mask.

2points

Iva Kazalova 4 years ago

If you wear make up, the amount of sweat and condensation in this box gives me shivvers

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Looks very futuristic!

0points

Kat 4 years ago

Really horrible...

0points

third molar 4 years ago

So happy cool people in photos always have airpods, even if its not important in the context?

0points

#55

Thanks, I Hate Blasting Each Other With Particles

Final score:

53points

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ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Fire Style - Majestic Flame Destroyer Jutsu!

10points

4 years ago

Omg, thank you, you just made my week.

0points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

What if the particles are tiny molecules of "Rona"?

0points

#56

Thanks, I Hate Hand Anxiety.

Final score:

53points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

It's not just hands. My left eye sees worse than he right one. I also remember getting rashes on my left leg, but never on the right one. It's like the entire left half of my body was made with cheaper materials, after all the good ones were spent on making the right half :D

26points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Try being right handed but having a dominant left eye. It certainly made archery more interesting.

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Wait until i tell you about dominant nostrils.

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

Ohhhh try being ambidextrous, which one is getting all of the attention?

1point

ELEPHANT 3 years ago

Damn they got them 3am thoughts

0points

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

For me, I eat and write with my left so people say I'm left handed but for stuff like basketball and baseball I'm better with my right. So both of my hands are mediocre, same for legs and eyes. Some stuff I can do with both some only with one.

0points

#57

Thanks I Hate Using The Word Pupper Now

Final score:

51points

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MellonCollie 4 years ago

That's another word Dutch and Norwegian have in common! No, it's not pupper.

10points

Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago

there's. a Sugar Cubes song in which Bjork sings about the woman running with what look like "puppies in her sweater"--and she does mean boobs.

4points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

I've heard boob referred to as 'puppies' plenty of times!

3points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Previously, I had thought that "puppies" was one of thee stranger words for "breasts."

1point

Joe Baker 4 years ago

sweater puppies

1point

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

But who doesn't love puppers?!

0points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Cognate with paps maybe?

0points

Cactuar Jon 4 years ago

Thanks.

0points

Max 4 years ago

They're not wrong, having a dog for breasts would be very weird.

0points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Handy for gropers, though - your boob could bite their hand off!

3points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Or how people write "doggo" instead of "dog". Doggo is a specific breed of dog, therefore all doggos are dogs, but not all dogs are doggos ;)

0points

River Webb 4 years ago

I love my pupper!

0points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

only one of them?

0points

#58

Thanks I Hate The English Language

Final score:

50points

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Hilary Mol 4 years ago

...except you don't pronounce "our" as "ArrrrR". It's like "hour" (or "ow-er").

16points

Jake B 4 years ago

thank you

6points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Don't know where in Britain you're from but we definitely say 'aaar' not "ow-er", that's very posh sounding.

5points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

It's pronounced "aaar", SE England dialect that I speak anyway.

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Only when stressed.

1point

Matt Hollis 4 years ago

we do in our country

1point

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago

That depends on how far South you come from. Sincerely, a Southerner. 😂

0points

memyselfandI 4 years ago

Not where I live, you only do it that way if people can’t understand you.

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

And thus you have proven that there are rules.

2points

Queen Metapha 4 years ago

...that joke only works if you can't read properly or pronounce like a parrot... Took Hilary's comment for me to even get it.

1point

Casey Burns 4 years ago

Holed it write they're.

1point

Chillace 4 years ago

why though?

1point

LAWLAWLAW 4 years ago

Read Feersum Engun by Banks, half the book is written phonetically and the other half is proper English, makes you appreciate all the little rules a bit more, and it's a good read.

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

This was definitely written by an English person. I've not met may Americans that pronounce 'Our' like we do in the UK

0points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

Their hour know rules

0points

• Lemønchu • 4 years ago

Please. Make it stop

0points

Magriet Perold 4 years ago

I hate this so much...

0points

#59

Thanks I Hate Escalators

Final score:

50points

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Llewella 4 years ago

When the first elevator in town was installed my grandmother took her kids to go see it. First time riding it my uncle (3 years old at the time) fell and his fingers were trapped between the steps. Luckily the injuries were minor, although his fingers on that hand still turn blue when the hand gets cold, but it could have been a lot worse.

19points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

I always think about that poor woman who fell straight through the plate at the top and into the machinery underneath, because some moron hadn't secured it properly. :( (She didn't survive).

12points

Daria B 4 years ago

Yeah, and her traumatised child who witnessed that.....

11points

Loggers Ink 4 years ago

This actually happened to me. The escalator ripped my Reebok shoe in half. Thankfully I have excellent toe curling abilities that saved them from also being ripped off

5points

Boudica 4 years ago (edited)

I'm so glad you're ok but 'excellent toe curling abilities' made me laugh!

1point

Forrest McCanless 4 years ago

escalators kill many more people than elevators - usually by strangulation

2points

The Cute Cat 4 years ago

There is an incident in a fancy mall on my country. One kid is jumping when in escalator. The bolt of floor is loose, so floor falls.. kid's foot is trapped. The kid almost lost his foot.. 2 hour of drama and the kid goes to hospital with broken ankle.. Still sick of remembering the incident..

1point

Alex K 4 years ago

it has happened when my mother was young working in a bank in front of the central station, she said the screams still haunt her.

1point

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Most moving machinery requires machine guards and emergency stop buttons

1point

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago

I saw a mini-documentary about a child who sat in an escalator. When he got to the top, it grabbed his hoodie string, and nearly strangled him to death. And I've seen plenty of stories about mangled toes/feet. Escalators are dangerous, man. And most have no emergency stop buttons or anything like that. I'm always super careful on them, and have warned my son to be super careful, too.

0points

Kat 4 years ago (edited)

every time I use one, I have this anxiety... and now reading these comments, I think I might refuse to use one from now on.

0points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

That's why I wouldn't get on them when I was a wee lass. Nope. Mom had to carry me, after she rode the other side back to come get me.

0points

#60

Thanks, I Hate Fleshlight Kirby

Final score:

50points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

A face only a mother can love

32points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

On payday!

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Awwwwww

3points

Spittnimage 4 years ago

Break it "accidentally."

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Kog (kirb pog)

0points

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

I like it!

0points

Ploploplop 4 years ago

FFeshlight Kirby?l

0points

#61

Thanks, I Hate The Monster Mash

Final score:

49points

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John Montgomery 4 years ago

This is just a tribute.

37points

HOUSE 4 years ago

This is not the greatest song in the world

5points

Forrest McCanless 4 years ago

Well, it was a graveyard smash.

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

St Paul writes about letters he wrote previously, of which there is no known trace. Given that anything he wrote is now scripture, I find that amazing.

1point

Synsepalum 4 years ago

Mind blown

0points

Henry Kuchner 4 years ago

Hahahahaha! So true. I never thought about that!

0points

#62

Thanks, I Hate That I Have To Wear The Human Equivalent Of A Dog Tag Because I Can't Afford An Ambulance

Final score:

48points

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Rodrigo “centoventicinque” Boschi 4 years ago

i've been talking with an American fiend , he had a sever knee pain and need a replacement whit surgery and therapy . we have done math , for him is cheap to fly to Italy with his family, go to an hospital and get his surgery , recover while enjoy a vacation here in Italy in a medium range hotel and go back in the USa in 3 months .

18points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

I have never seen one of these before. Probably because I don't live in America

10points

Noel Bovae 4 years ago

The American Govt is nothing but a bunch of greedy bassturds. As long as THEY can afford to get sick, F the rest of us. If anyone think for 1 second that the US govt gives 1fauk about you, you're sadly mistaken. Our healthcare system is embarrassing and shameful.

4points

Noel Bovae 4 years ago

*thinks

1point

Linziaj 4 years ago

What ?? That's awful, so you would just be left to die if something happened !!

4points

Anne Reid 4 years ago

No, if they are incapacitated, they will be taken by ambulance to the hospital.

0points

Getthepopcornout 4 years ago

Do kids in America get free health care? Never actually thought about it!

2points

Annamagelic 4 years ago

There are government programs that provide health insurance for low income children, but it's not automatic, parents have to apply. Usually children are covered under their parent's insurance plan, which most of us get through our employers.

2points

Spring Fisk 4 years ago

There is a proviso that if the parents have no insurance and the family is poor enough that the state will cover it. I know because when I was six I needed an open heart surgery and the state paid all of it. There was no way my family could have paid.

2points

Wilf 4 years ago

No. Kids go on their parents insurance policy. If the parents aren't covered, the kids aren't covered.

0points

LAWLAWLAW 4 years ago

No really THIS CANNOT BE REAL, please tell me it's not real, I, what, NOO

1point

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

It probably is, given the listed medical conditions. Most cost between$250 - $900, depending on your location. My numbers come from small towns in Virginia, New Jersey and highest is from Los Angeles, CA. It's sick

1point

Lara Verne 4 years ago

How much it cost?

0points

Deborah B 4 years ago

What happens if you are wearing one of these and you have a heart attack, or get hit by a car? Do they ignore it and transport you to hospital, or is it legally binding like a DNR?

0points

Kat 4 years ago

Move to Europe...

0points

#63

Thanks, I Hate Thomas The Tank Engine Bed

Final score:

48points

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Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

In the same second i looked at that, i heard a laugh from my call-

10points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

Ohhhh sh*- you're f*cked-

1point

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

I didn't get it. What's wrong with that?

2points

Rando Pando 4 years ago

Look in the bedroom.

3points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

It's fine, I don't need a soul...

1point

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

They're 2, they're 4 , they sit and wait. They'll hunt you down and seal your fate.

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*cut to bloody mass of limbs* Thomas, you have caused confusion and delay on my railway!

0points

Henry Kuchner 4 years ago

Ooooooooooooh! Hahahahaha! That’s why I’m not 6 anymore!

0points

#64

Thanks, I Hate Raw Pb&j

Final score:

46points

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Mazer 4 years ago

Would have been better on a pile of flour

23points

lara 4 years ago

No, flour is constructed wheat. Would have been better on stalks of wheat.

8points

Vasana Phong 4 years ago

Fresh has you can get

3points

Foodie panda 4 years ago

ummmm...

2points

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago

Wait, your missing the 2 cups of sugar from the jelly and peanut butter.

1point

Debra Robinson 4 years ago

Pieces of sugar cane, maybe. Idk how many for that much.

0points

Ploploplop 4 years ago

NGL I want to try this.

0points

Getthepopcornout 4 years ago

Jelly is made from grapes, wait what????

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Grape jelly is, though it's the weakest of the jellies. I've always been partial to blackberry or red currant.

4points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

"Deconstructed"

0points

#65

Thanks, I Hate Understanding The Severity Of The Australian Fires

Final score:

45points

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Susan Reid Smith 4 years ago

Take a look at inciweb fire maps in the fall some time, that is scary!

6points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

72,000 square miles. That's enormous, twice the area of the state of New York. At the same time, however, it's only 2% of Australia; this makes it look like about 30%

1point

MCathenaE 4 years ago

And here in Kansas City, the fires don't burn you, but the 100+ degree weather with 98% humidity will melt you every time.

0points

Henry Kuchner 4 years ago

Can someone fill me in? Not gettin it!

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

In the US, most of our major wildfires have been centered on the west coast. Here, Australia and its fires are overlaid on a map of North America, giving a little more perspective on how serious the fires were in AU.

1point

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Flip it both directions, and, sadly, that's America's future.

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

the comparison map of areas with spiders, snakes and other nasties that kill is more worrying

0points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

But that map would be all of Australia!

0points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Lol took me a moment

0points

#66

Thanks, I Hate The Toilet Paper At Wendy's...

Final score:

44points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

A piece of art

17points

Catlady6000 4 years ago

Sometimes it takes awhile and your get bored

7points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Whoever sat there crafting that must have terrible piles.

5points

Chillace 4 years ago

is that supposed to be her hair or hands?

2points

Ploploplop 4 years ago

It's Wendy Thomas, the girl on the Wendy's logo. It is braided red hair.

5points

Gillian Mackenzie 4 years ago

But that toilet seat though.....

1point

Debra Robinson 4 years ago

EEEW!!!

0points

A. Jones 4 years ago

When you got an employee enrolled in some form of art academy.

0points

I I 4 years ago

lol classic

0points

#67

Thanks, I Hate Custom Keyboards

Final score:

43points

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sofacushionfort 4 years ago

No, but you're going to be banned from Airbnb for breaking locks and snooping.

43points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Yeah, uh huh...now get out of that freakfest.

4points

kim morris 4 years ago

Why would they break into a room in the Airbnb? I hope they are banned.

6points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Don't panic! Just phone the relevant police department when you leave. You may be eligible for a large reward when the infamous Toothsome Typewriter serial killer is finally caught

6points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Or at least a refund

1point

kim morris 4 years ago

Found the original tweeter, and yes, they broke into the room. No explanation given.

5points

Aaron W 4 years ago

What in hell.... an erotic painting? That's deeply disturbing.

2points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I stayed in an AirBnB once that had a (non locked) closet full of random stuff, presumably belonging to the owners. One of those items was a large light-up plastic goose. It was an excellent nightlight.

1point

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Probably, yeah. Hope your teeth look good. I think he still needs an x

1point

#68

Thanks I Hate Permanent Cheeto Dust

Final score:

43points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

this is the dumbest thing I've seen for a while

90points

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

He probably has no 'ragrets'.

7points

I I 4 years ago

how high was he ? need to know so i can stop before i get as high as him and get a dumb ass tattoo

11points

Forrest McCanless 4 years ago

"ass tattoo"

3points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Dumb dumb dumb Dumb DUMB

4points

MSD 4 years ago

The good news is that this won't end up being permanent. After 6 to 8 months, finger tattoos fade and they need regular touch-ups. I imagine these would fade even faster.

2points

Shieshie Sweetie Kiss 4 years ago

Nope

2points

Mimi M 4 years ago

Omilord

1point

Iva Kazalova 4 years ago

What a t****r 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

1point

Catlady6000 4 years ago

Ow

1point

#69

Thanks I Hate... Vanilla Extract?

Final score:

43points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

The face of Thomas at the end is so cursed tho...

9points

Kind Pegasus 95 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure that’s Edward not Thomas… I hate being that one guy lol

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Yeah, there is a bitterant in it because of the alcohol that evaporates when you cook. Don't drink it.

0points

Kateryna 4 years ago

Second one is what it feels like when you breathe within 10 kilometers of vanilla extract powder.

0points

#70

Thanks, I Hate Chocolate Ramen Noodles

Final score:

42points

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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

I imagine it would look about the same as it immediately comes back out—-either direction.

6points

Debra Robinson 4 years ago

ABOMINATION

0points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

Wut-

0points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Just no

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Ew

0points

Aaron W 4 years ago

I need to try this now. It might be horrible but it might be the greatest thing since chocolate cheese.

0points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

Yet chocolate rice is good.

0points

#71

Thanks, I Hate Duck With Four Legs

Final score:

40points

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ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

I don't see much problem in that. He looks happy.

10points

JewelLapoole 4 years ago

tHaTs wHaT hE wAnTs yOu tO tHiNk...

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Anyone else look at this and hear Donald Duck’s voice saying “Duck noise”?

4points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Love how they put 'Duck noise' instead of 'quack'!

1point

Queen_Fisher 4 years ago

He should drink some Red Bull. . .

1point

Chillace 4 years ago

kinda cute

1point

Gay_Forg 4 years ago

*duck noise*

1point

Debra Robinson 4 years ago

"A-f(l)uck!"

0points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Sounds like the start of a platypus

1point

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Not as bad as the magic finger by Roald Dahl. Ducks with arms, and guns

1point

Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini 4 years ago

He’s kinda cute

0points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Maybe it would have been more creepy by saying without feathers

0points

#72

Thanks, I Hate That Time Of The Year Again

Final score:

39points

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ZombieGirl 4 years ago

lol what?

13points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Trick or Treating on Halloween.

3points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

If those are the treats, imagine the tricks that are played against those houses as payback.

6points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

I'm lost. What?

4points

Channon Doughty 4 years ago

Halloween trick or treating

0points

Madelyn Killion 4 years ago

Eggs are from a Chris Simpson cartoon

1point

EmperorJVB 4 years ago

One bag of sprite?

0points

#73

Thanks, I Hate 9/11 In Animal Crossing

Final score:

31points

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Max 4 years ago

Those aren't liquid restrictions, they're aerosol restrictions. The dodo seaplane is unpressurised and aerosols tend to, well, explode in unpressurised cabins.

5points

Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

"One concession was made, for nursing mothers: they could take milk for their baby through the checkpoint, but only if they tasted it first to demonstrate it was the real thing." There is this one Episode of the Simpsons where they're at an airport and Maggies milk get tested before take off. (A baby dressed as officer sucks the milk) Is this a reference on this story???

3points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

At the Cairns airport i had borated oxygenated water for my ears and the airport security guy just sniffed it to see if it was dangerous. Darwin award contestant!

0points

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago

fun fact: I lost my nintendo switch after i bought animal crossing with my own money. I had made a deal with my mom 2 years ago that if i brought the switch to my room she could take it forever, now no more animal crossing for me... :(

0points