Thats some real CARma, I bet afterword he's gonna be PISSED.

Well, party alone in their yard!

Eh, just say because you are a "fan" of anime :D

Looool

Ah, yes, the classic "Teeth Tear" method

Oh no

Imagine he horror! Shouldn't he have called and y'all could've rescheduled?

Nnnoooooooooooo

A genius and a madman are two sides of the same coin!

excuse me what the f*ck

And you probably unsuccessfully tried to purchase tickets to the paralegal world games.

So she only left because they were ugly... Not because she had been deceived into attending an orgy... Normal...

okay how the fck

This one is exceptionally difficult to believe. As if the bf wouldn't be pounding on the closet door within that first 24 hours?? How big would an apartment have to be to not hear that? And indeed, if it is true, if the bf was nosy enough to venture into the other thousands of square feet (out of earshot) and into a closet, he deserved to be incarcerated.

And how is it possible he spent 24 hrs in closet without making noise that the home owner would have heard? Did he die in there?

I don't even want to know how.......

That poor guy. But how do you get locked in a closet?

Oh god no-

As a Chef with over 40 years of experience, this is a nice, if tiny story ...... the things I could tell if I got motivated to recount everything and write it down would astonish anyone who's never worked in the trade - and many who have. Think everything from a dead body propped in the bar for 2 hours because the boss didn't want to cause a panic, to filming Philipino kitchen hands throwing bags of rubbish off the back of a prestigious ocean going liner mid Atlantic (against all of the rules regarding disposal), because the Exec Head Chef told them to ....... too many stories. I must write a book ...

No.

Maybe he hid there on purpose to surprise him

were you saving for a new dish?

Jebus - was he alright?

I truly, absolutely believe this happened 100% 👍🏻

nice name tho..

but... the boss wasn't at work either...

ooh so so so smooth

Thats a #PartyWin to me

Moms take any chance they can to embarrass their children

Oh god

Were you trying to act like a dog?

curious about the story of the stranger who told them that haha

Aww

That was a CRAP gift

Talk about your sh1tty one-night stands...

WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT OMG

there is not muchroom for the mushroom on the desert table

Whats a hors-d-oeuvregtsrhey table?

Nice one. very considerate not to do it over the floor. Tip - Use your shoe next time.

*Grabs roman snacks* "Yeah, I like to dress up like my food."

well thats karma for you