Not a party fail, but a drunk one. So, last Christmas, my younger cousin and I drank a ton of eggnog, not knowing it was spiked and got drunk. Not only am I an apparent lightweight, I also sing a weird mashup of Bad Romance and Terry Pratchett’s Hedgehog Song. My dad recorded it and ever so often threatens to post it online.

For my nineteenth birthday party the only two people who showed up were the two people I had invited because I was socially obligated to. The rest either didn't show up or called way after they were supposed to be there with s**t excuses. One of my 'best mates' had forgotten and taken on an extra shift at work. That really took the fun out of hosting parties for me.

I was always the sober person (I just don't drink) and one guy hit on me so much taht I finally did something incredibly mean: I convinced him that the curtains were a different color, and he had drunk something so "off" that he wasn't seeing colors properly. the fact he believed it, and talked about it for *years* leads me to believe maybe he did drink something worse than the usual...

Didn't understand some of them but most were funny

Number 22 made me laugh so hard!