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108 Truly Magical Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

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Here’s your Attracting Someone’s Attention 101 manual - be yourself! While that’s probably the shortest manual ever, it should speak volumes, as no one has ever found that elusive real love by pretending to be someone else. However, we do know that sometimes, to start that first conversation when your palms are sweaty and mom’s spaghetti is a tough job, and you need to have that certain magic to break the ice. That icebreaker can be the sweater that you knitted from your cat’s molted hair with a portrait of said cat or the story about how you burned off your eyebrows while baking pizza, but a safer and a surer way would be to have that perfect pick up line locked and loaded. And while you think that your opponent in this love game might have some very specific, genteel taste in this legal form of catcalling, a Harry Potter pick-up line always works like a charm. So, here we are, giving you a cornucopia of Harry Potter pick-up lines to choose from, to memorize, and to experiment with.

Most of these cool pick-up lines are based on puns, but what’s a bigger joy than a pun combined with a sultry message and a dash of the World of Wizarding? Only a positive response to this tincture, I presume! There are, of course, also some silly pick-up lines, which should be uproarious if you think that the party of your interest has a peculiar sense of humor. If not, you can just always add a ‘NOT!’ at the end, and you’re absolutely safe from embarrassment. Then there are those clever pick-up lines - they might leave you misunderstood in some cases, so check the grounds thoroughly before dropping one off. But, it is clear as day that all of these Harry Potter pick-up lines will get you the attention that you deserve!

So, prepare a pen and a piece of paper (because we all well know that once you screenshot something, it goes straight into oblivion), and scramble down below where the cool pick-up lines are. Once you are there, vote for the greatest and share this article with your friends in need of this kind of assistance.

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#1

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

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#2

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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#3

The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

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#4

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

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#5

I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.

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#6

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

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#7

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

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#8

Maybe I’m a squib because I’m powerless in your presence.

36points

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#9

You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.

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#10

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

31points

#11

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

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#12

Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you!

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#13

You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

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#14

Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.

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#15

Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?

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#16

If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!

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#17

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

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#18

Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.

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#19

I might as well be under the Imperius curse because I’d do anything for you.

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#20

I am SIRIUS-ly into you.

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#21

Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.

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#22

You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.

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#23

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

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#24

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

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#25

When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home-cooked dinner with you.

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#26

My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.

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#27

I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

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#28

Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

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#29

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

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#30

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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#31

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

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#32

Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?

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#33

Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

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#34

Are you a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? You’re brave, smart, and kind so I can’t decide.

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#35

When I want to conjure a Patronus, I only have to think of you.

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#36

Hey, send me an owl sometime, I don’t mind a couple of pecks.

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#37

Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

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#38

I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.

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#39

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

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#40

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

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#41

You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

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#42

You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s.

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#43

I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.

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#44

Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down.

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#45

I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night!

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#46

Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.

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#47

Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.

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#48

You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.

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#49

Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

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#50

Always. (True Potterheads know the power of this single word!)

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#51

If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.

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#52

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!

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#53

Me without you is like Fred without George.

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#54

Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.

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#55

You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural!

12points

#56

If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.

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#57

Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!

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#58

Uh oh, better cook me up a Wolfsbane potion, I feel I’m about to become a real animal!

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#59

Don’t worry, I’m not like Gilderoy Lockhart. I’ve got the substance to back up my dashing good looks and charm.

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#60

I wish I had a Pensieve so I could show you all the good memories I have from the first time we met.

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#61

I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.

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#62

You’re a bit like a thestral; mysterious, brooding, and not everyone can appreciate your beauty. But I do!

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#63

I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.

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#64

I’m a bit like Ginny Weasley; a really popular girl, but if you can lock me down, I’m yours forever.

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#65

You had me at “Harry Potter.”

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#66

You’re like a chocolate frog, sweet and full of bounce!

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#67

It’s like I’m Severus Snape, and you’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; I keep trying to get to you and finally I will.

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#68

I’m like Harry Potter and you’re Draco Malfoy; I’m always thinking about you.

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#69

It’s like we’re Harry Potter and Sirius Black – everyone knows I want you so badly, but only you know how pure my love is.

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#70

You can have the portkey to my heart.

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#71

If the merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you – after all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me!

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#72

If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?

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#73

Let me play you a little lullaby on my flute and you relax, you’ve been working like a dog recently.

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#74

Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.

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#75

I’m like Mad Eye Moody, I’ve got an enchanted eye on you.

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#76

Hey, I’m like a shifting Hogwarts staircase; you never know exactly where you’ll end up with me!

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#77

I hope you’re an auror, because I am one dark wizard that needs catching.

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#78

Hey, what position do you play in Quidditch? I’ll be your Chaser until a new position becomes available.

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#79

I’m like the Filch to your Prof. Umbridge – I love watching you work!

9points

#80

You must be the Ministry of Magic because I keep doing absolutely crazy things to get to you! (Stepping in toilets, kidnapping and impersonating strangers, it’s serious)

9points

#81

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

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#82

Is your name Firenze? Because you’re the centaur of my universe.

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#83

If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime.

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#84

Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.

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#85

I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!

8points

#86

Is your name Romilda Vane? Because I think I drank your love potion by mistake.

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#87

Don’t worry, I’m not at all like Prof. Quirrell. What you see is what you get, I’m not two-faced.

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#88

Get me to a church! I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you!

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#89

Are there any prophecies about you in the ministry of mysteries? Because you’re my chosen one.

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#90

We have a special connection, don’t go all Gellert Grindelwald on me.

8points

#91

Let’s get a room at the Leaky Cauldron, and hang out on the edge of a magical world!

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#92

Are you interested in making some magic together?

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#93

My pegasus-pulled chariot is out front if you ever fancy a weekend in France.

7points

#94

You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!

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#95

Here, have a drink – it’s a port key back to my place

7points

#96

Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you!

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#97

Let’s have a little drink of Felix Felicis and see if we can get lucky.

7points

#98

Call me a Hungarian Horntail, I’m a nasty piece of work.

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#99

I hope you’re a little bit like Lavender Brown – ready to snog me to death!

7points

#100

I’m like the Night Bus – a real crazy ride, but better than nothing!

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#101

Call me Prof. Lupin, every once in a while, you have to watch out for my teeth!

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#102

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

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#103

You must be a bludger because you knock me out.

6points

#104

You’ve got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.

6points

#105

How would you like your name to show up in my bedroom on the Marauder’s Map?

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#106

Are you Cho Chang? Because every champion of Hogwarts seems to want a piece of you.

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#107

You must be a house-elf, because you clean up great.

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#108

What do you say we disapparate out of here?

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Dawn ;))) 2 years ago

I honestly can’t believe this one isn’t in here: Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

4points

Elizabeth Sundby 2 years ago

or just. lets go to my house and explore your chamber of secrets

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Sawyer Kidder 2 years ago

🤣

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️Willow️ 11 months ago

well that got dirty

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Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent🇺🇦️ 2 years ago

Jesus Christ, Trinity, calm down

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️Willow️ 11 months ago (edited)

If someone said any of these I would be instantly in love with the potterness ngl Edit: Ok I actually read more of them that's a bit messed up. also calm down Trinity! good grief

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Dawn ;))) 2 years ago

I honestly can’t believe this one isn’t in here: Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

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Elizabeth Sundby 2 years ago

or just. lets go to my house and explore your chamber of secrets

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Sawyer Kidder 2 years ago

🤣

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️Willow️ 11 months ago

well that got dirty

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Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent🇺🇦️ 2 years ago

Jesus Christ, Trinity, calm down

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️Willow️ 11 months ago (edited)

If someone said any of these I would be instantly in love with the potterness ngl Edit: Ok I actually read more of them that's a bit messed up. also calm down Trinity! good grief

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