lol

Look at your bodies, people! Mouth, stomach, & intestines. God created you for the magnificent job of eating food & ignoring all other body systems! What can be more important than this?!?!

YES! we need to stop assigning a gender to things and actions, its pointless and harmful

Awesome reply! Bwuahahaha :))))

I always wondered why bigots think that a gay character in tv or teaching tolerance will turn kids queer while most media is hetero and hasn’t turned anybody

I can cook. I did so since I was 15, because I wanted to. And, really surprising - my balls did not fall off, nor crimpled into some raisin-like remain of theirselves, nor did any other bad happen. Only effect I'm aware of is that I get decent food whenever I want. Uh, how'd that happen, eh? And I'm straight, even that didn't change.

Oh yes. It is totally gay to SEE. What tf is wrong with people?!

Indeed.

Ever laughed so hard, your cheeks started to hurt because you just couldn't stop? Me right now. XD

Ooh a self-burn

I never quite understood the english "girlfriend". Can't boys have normal friends that are girls? The norwegian word for it, "kjæreste", leaves the gender out. It simply means "dearest".

Again. More posts spreading the idea that straight people are all sexist bigots. Let’s not turn things into a way. It’s not “us against them” is “all against bigots”

Either that god is omnipotent and created queer people (so they are fine) or they didn’t created them so it’s not a god or does not exist. Either way it’s pointless to worship a hateful divinity (like most are)

Boy that mom is gonna be upset when she finds out that jar opener tools are a thing...

The sad thing is the 1,200 retweets

LMAO! Wuss. I learned early not to embarrassed by this. It shows others you are in a relationship woman. Because why would the guy need them? Now, I have a wife and 3 daughters. I have carried arm loads of these out of a store. This is the dumbest s**t to be embarrassed of.

aren't we all in gay relationships with ourselves?

I would like to hear the reason....

Scientists finally were women. Representation is important.

And she finds out that he doesn't know how to drive.

hypocrite. their "personality" is of love, and your's is of hate

Kids generally understand same-sex couples, it's just you that doesn't.

Nothing to do with being straight or not. Let’s not turn this into a “straights are all bigoted idiots”. I am bi and know many wonderful straights that support others. This is not the way

Honestly if i ever do a gender reveal the colors are going to be Black and White. Im not telling any mfs what gender is what.

But he still refused to perform same sex marriages. He is just a poser

Yea that's kinda like the whole point

If my partner ever tried something like that, there would be casualties.

Two idiots in the picture: One does it and the other one accepts it.

He smiles. At first she looks overwhelmed. Then she looks like she knows something he doesn't. Like what his toothbrush will be used for soon......

What is this s**t? I would skin him alive and cook a soup of his bones.

Yeah he looks like a real prize.

Anything he didn't give her 10/10 for, she should tell him he can no do it by himself, and that includes sex.

what a f*cking moron!

My partner was required to get "ancient monuments permission" from a mutual friend... because I am over 30... This sort of thing could be harmless fun... But I have no idea how to tell from here.

HEY HEY WHY IS SHE SMILING

Article here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/relationships/man-gives-wife-annual-review-23160360

Is this a joke? Because if it were a joke, I'd laugh about it. If that's for real... yeah, well. To each their own. As long as it's sane, safe and consensual *shrugs*

in other news man found dead... ruled accidental. oops

ok WHAT???

So where's the humor or comeback?

Don't be a doormat for anyone!

fuqdat

Does the wife get to fill out an annual review of her 'husbands duties'?

Ewe are you kidding? And if she gave him a performance review she'd be called all the fowlest names under the sun.

Sick man

Or, how not to have any sex for a while.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/12/man-gives-wife-annual-review-of-her-housewife-duties-including-sexual-performance-13742898/amp/