Modern problems require modern solutions..

gelt= money

I accept your dare and I raise you by two. I live in a colorful country in which we regularly celebrate two Christmases (yes, the Catholic/protestant and the Orthodox one), Hanukkah, and two Eids, because we are traditionally that mixed as a society. BAM! Unfortunately, we don't yet have a substantial population of Hindus, Buddhists, etc. to add to the toll.

Did you tell her how Superman flew out all the pilgrims?

you do know the "eight gifts" was invented by hollywood in the 60's and never met a Jewish person, my family included who ever had a gift each night.

My son did the same on the first night. His birthday is at the end of December.

HAHA JIM MY GUYYYYY

My dad did this every single Christmas. He gave us crap he wanted. "Oh, you don't want that Jackson Brown CD? I guess I'll take it then." Every god damned Christmas since we were kids.

As the old saying goes, glitter and herpes are with you forever...

Had to google "ball warmer". Wish I haven't...

Had to look up what latkes are. Didn't realize we often eat a traditional Jewish food every other week. (Not Jewish, no Jewish ancestors) We mostly have apple-sauce with it. Lovely food!

Reasonable

I just ate a bunch of leftover latkes!

In the Netherlands we have Sinterklaas, children get ( little)presents in their shoes for 14 days..

Took me a sec 😂

socks?

Then you have to behave for the holiday Armadillo!

Yeah, I can imagine that little kids don't quite understand not to touch fire yet.

This is really sweet

Except you light at night, not morning, and presents as a tradition is connected to education, as written in the Talmud in thee 4th and 5th centuries. The Lights have to do the miracle. Two very separate things.

Please! we need that now!

I’m not sure I get it :/

Oh, this is from 2012. Could have sworn it was from 2020, because I wouldn't put it past this year to pull armageddon.

They came out to play!

And this is why will never be as sneaky as our mothers-they will always have more life experience, and probably done whatever you try to get away with..

Yes.... Possibly

What kind of reward?

Fancy.

One of the nights we gave a gift to a child or children in need instead of our daughter.