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Everyone knows that the holiday season is a prime-time source for funny tweets, smashing jokes, good ol' dad jokes, and anything that combines family drama, constant overeating, low-key cocktail intoxication, and you name it. For Christmas, you've got one kind of a funny drill, for Thanksgiving, it’s another kind of fun, and Hanukkah offers a whole other fountain of hilarity to tweet about.
And this year, The Festival of Lights started on December 10 and it’ll be rolling until the 18th, so you've got plenty of time to reflect on Jewish goodness like eating latkes for breakfast and coming up with gifts for a toddler who expects a present every consecutive night. Nobody said parenting was easy, but try doing it on Hanukkah.
So this time, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest Hanukkah tweets that have been surfing around social media and cracking smiles on their way.
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Serial pacifist 3 years ago (edited)
I accept your dare and I raise you by two. I live in a colorful country in which we regularly celebrate two Christmases (yes, the Catholic/protestant and the Orthodox one), Hanukkah, and two Eids, because we are traditionally that mixed as a society. BAM! Unfortunately, we don't yet have a substantial population of Hindus, Buddhists, etc. to add to the toll.
Laugh or not 3 years ago
The Eid at the end of Ramadan was one of my preferred holidays because my neighbours would give us so many cakes.
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Chloe Drury 3 years ago
you dont need to go to church to be religious why wont anyone understand that
Isla Mary Petty 3 years ago
Same! It's not that exciting as people think bc i only get socks for Hanukkah xD
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Traditionally, Hanukkah starts on the 35th day of Kislev (the 9th month of the Hebrew calendar.) For eight nights that typically happen somewhere between late November and mid-December, candles are lit in a menorah.
During each lighting, people recite blessings and prayers, sing songs, and exchange gifts. Although it used to be a somewhat minor religious holiday, Hanukkah has become one of the most awaited celebrations since it grew popular in the 20th century.
According to Tatjana Lichtenstein, the director of the Schusterman Center for Jewish Studies at the University of Texas at Austin, Hanukkah “offered an opportunity for Jews to participate in the holiday celebrations complete with gift-giving and merry-making without giving up their distinct religious and cultural identities.”
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Historically, instead of candles, the celebrants would light oil lamps just like the lights from the Hanukkah story. “In the Hebrew Bible, in the Old Testament in several places, it speaks of pure-beaten olive oil for the light. Olive oil was the main oil of this region and very little other oil was ever used,” Rafael Frankel, an Israeli archeologist, told NPR.
It turns out that Jews started using candles in the 18th century because they were a cleaner and cheaper alternative. People from Eastern Europe “couldn’t get olive oil in the middle of the winter because it’s expensive,” Sten Fine, the director of the Yeshiva University Center for Israel Studies, told TIME.
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Aubrie Allen 3 years ago
My dad did this every single Christmas. He gave us crap he wanted. "Oh, you don't want that Jackson Brown CD? I guess I'll take it then." Every god damned Christmas since we were kids.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Had to look up what latkes are. Didn't realize we often eat a traditional Jewish food every other week. (Not Jewish, no Jewish ancestors) We mostly have apple-sauce with it. Lovely food!
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Grandma Shark 3 years ago
In the Netherlands we have Sinterklaas, children get ( little)presents in their shoes for 14 days..
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cursed--alien 3 years ago
Yeah, I can imagine that little kids don't quite understand not to touch fire yet.
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cursed--alien 3 years ago
Oh, this is from 2012. Could have sworn it was from 2020, because I wouldn't put it past this year to pull armageddon.
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
One of the nights we gave a gift to a child or children in need instead of our daughter.
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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago
I don't know much about jewish traditions, thanks to this post I' ll do some research :-) Happy Hanukkah to all of you
Jackson Allinder 3 years ago
I actually remembered learning abt this when I was younger, so I found this a pretty cool post
PKMN Trainer Link 3 years ago
My best friend is Jewish, but I'm Christian, so I celebrated Hanukkah with her for a night. It was a lot of fun!
Blue of the yams (They/He) 3 years ago
Yeah, you don't have to be Jewish to like Chanukkah.
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becca mccabe 3 years ago
No Jewish calendar month is longer than 30 days. Chanuka starts on the 25th of Kislev, not 35th
Sasy 3 years ago
I only found out about this 8 gifts thing in my 30s, and felt very ripped off, but then I am not actually Jewish, just jewish family, but still :P. My Aunt collects little things all year long, pencils with cute erasers, notebooks, puff stickers, things that are often on sale but really cute, and then she has everything that works for 8 gifts, she also has a gift cupboard of games, toys etc, for any birthday parties her kids are invited to through the year so that she never has to run out and try and find something...so smart.
Katinka Min 3 years ago
I knew Hannukah existed, but only last year I learned it takes eight EIGHT days. And that at the beginning and the end it'S a family holiday. I cannot conceive how anybody could put up with their extended family for that much.
Anthony Goldstein (female) 3 years ago
What do you mean more timely? political? it is the last day of Chanukkah and we do have a fairly large Jewish Community. Also, were you being sarcastic about the Christmas being an American holiday thing?
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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago
I don't know much about jewish traditions, thanks to this post I' ll do some research :-) Happy Hanukkah to all of you
Jackson Allinder 3 years ago
I actually remembered learning abt this when I was younger, so I found this a pretty cool post
PKMN Trainer Link 3 years ago
My best friend is Jewish, but I'm Christian, so I celebrated Hanukkah with her for a night. It was a lot of fun!
Blue of the yams (They/He) 3 years ago
Yeah, you don't have to be Jewish to like Chanukkah.
Load More Replies... becca mccabe 3 years ago
No Jewish calendar month is longer than 30 days. Chanuka starts on the 25th of Kislev, not 35th
Sasy 3 years ago
I only found out about this 8 gifts thing in my 30s, and felt very ripped off, but then I am not actually Jewish, just jewish family, but still :P. My Aunt collects little things all year long, pencils with cute erasers, notebooks, puff stickers, things that are often on sale but really cute, and then she has everything that works for 8 gifts, she also has a gift cupboard of games, toys etc, for any birthday parties her kids are invited to through the year so that she never has to run out and try and find something...so smart.
Katinka Min 3 years ago
I knew Hannukah existed, but only last year I learned it takes eight EIGHT days. And that at the beginning and the end it'S a family holiday. I cannot conceive how anybody could put up with their extended family for that much.
Anthony Goldstein (female) 3 years ago
What do you mean more timely? political? it is the last day of Chanukkah and we do have a fairly large Jewish Community. Also, were you being sarcastic about the Christmas being an American holiday thing?
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