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My name is Dave but I'm probably better known as "Sandwichbagdad" because of my hobby of drawing dad jokes and puns on my kids' school lunch bags.

I absolutely love Halloween. I love trick or treating. I love free candy. I love decorating our house. But most of all, I love being able to use it as an excuse to come up with terrible Halloween-related dad joke sandwich bags!

Over the years, my kids have had to endure a whole collection of Halloween-themed lunch bags. Here's a snippet of some of the faves.

But be warned. These puns are not for the faint of heart and you will need your wits about you to survive this many dad jokes and bad puns...

Check out my previous post here! If you are interested, you can follow my sandwich bag chronicles on Instagram, Facebook, or here on Bored Panda!

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2020. Say No More

2020. Say No More

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#2

Just Boo-Tiful

Just Boo-Tiful

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Scary!

Scary!

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#4

Read In Peace

Read In Peace

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#5

De'boo

De'boo

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Trick Or Treatment

Trick Or Treatment

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#7

Now This Is Scary

Now This Is Scary

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#8

The Gourdfather

The Gourdfather

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#9

This One Bites

This One Bites

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#10

Don't Eat Your Greens On Halloween

Don't Eat Your Greens On Halloween

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#11

This Is Why I Work From Home Now

This Is Why I Work From Home Now

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#12

Nothing More Scary Than Algebra

Nothing More Scary Than Algebra

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Shelbie Ernst
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol this would be easy If there was actually a number for y. you cannot get a specific answer for x because we do not know the answer for y. at least, that's what I have been taught. pls tell if I'm wrong

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact there are more than one solution was intentional..it makes it all the more terrifying 😄😁

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Emilingo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

call me weird, but math is oddly satisfying to me. algebra in particular.

Obi Wan Kenobi
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh x could be 0 if y is 1/2, x could be 1/8 if y is 0 and lots more answers. So I guess the answer is x=1/8-y^2/2

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#13

Well, If I Have To Watch You, You Have To See The Lunch Bag

Well, If I Have To Watch You, You Have To See The Lunch Bag

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#14

Trick Or Tweet

Trick Or Tweet

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Tick Or Treat

Tick Or Treat

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#17

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

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#18

A Dadjoke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

A Dadjoke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Beware Of Social Media

Beware Of Social Media

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