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180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious

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You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!

There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.

So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.

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#1

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Two hairdressers I know just got married: they live in peace and hair-mony.

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#2

When the professor stepped into our class, everyone noticed he is hair-larious comb-over.

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#3

My date was canceled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.

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#4

My hairdresser is very good with her money, she always shaves some for later.

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#5

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious You said I might know your hairdresser, but his name does not ring a gel.

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#6

Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.

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#7

Why are hairdressers never late for work? They know all of the short cuts!

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#8

Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was Conan the Barberarian.

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#9

Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist? Hairry Styles.

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#10

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I spent months prep-hair-ing for the marathon.

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#11

Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes.

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#12

What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzzcut.

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#13

What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get? The director's cut.

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#14

If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.

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#15

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious They've made a spinoff of the 007 movies for hairdressers, it's called James Blond.

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#16

My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I'd be hairy afraid!

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#17

I've never done this hair cut before but I'll give it a curl.

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#18

I have a lot on my plate, but I went to the hairdresser and just brushed my worries away.

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#19

There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I mustache you to leave."

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#20

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The hairdresser's client didn't come in for their haircut, but she wasn't upset because that shaved her a lot of time.

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#21

My hairdresser is the funniest person I know, he's just so hair-larious.

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#22

My hairdresser asked if I would donate my hair, but I think that's a wig ask.

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#23

My hairdresser is the best there is, he's just a cut above the rest.

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#24

Because her last client didn't show up, the hairdresser's day was cut short.

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#25

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Barbers also make excellent cab drivers, because they know every short cut in town.

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#26

A hairdresser's favourite sport is curling.

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#27

I need to go to the hairdresser's to catch some greys.

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#28

The training week for hairdressers is called root camp.

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#29

It's difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.

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#30

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I got married to my hairdresser; we are a match pomade in heaven.

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#31

My hairdresser tried to blame everything on me but honestly, it takes two to tangle.

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#32

Hairdressers have a yearly dance off called a flash bob.

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#33

We had a hair cutting competition and I won, hair and square.

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#34

Who wants their hair loose when they are dancing the tangle (tango).

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#35

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Because of her boss had a bad hair day, her day in the office was cut short.

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#36

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

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#37

If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.

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#38

If you attempt to remove the curls from your hair, you may end up fro straighted.

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#39

Never start a fight with your hairdresser. It can turn out to be a hairy one.

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#40

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The beauty with stories is that when explaining hairy situations, you can always put in a twist.

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#41

Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.

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#42

Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.

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#43

When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.

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#44

My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back.

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#45

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.

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#46

My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.

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#47

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

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#48

How do hairdressers travel? With United Hairlines.

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#49

Where did the sheep get a hair cut? At the baa-baa shop.

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#50

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Someone stole my wig! That was a bald move.

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#51

What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have? A boatee.

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#52

I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied. It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.

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#53

What kind of hair explodes? Bangs.

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#54

What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair? Air conditioner.

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#55

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious My wife hates the colour of her hair... she's dyeing to change it.

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#56

Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers? Shear size.

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#57

What helps a pirates hair grow? Aaarrrgan oil.

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#58

I bought a wig for a dollar... It was a small price toupee.

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#59

Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret? Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.

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#60

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious What is a butchers favorite facial hair style? Mutton chops.

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#61

What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears? Frosted tips.

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#62

I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn't work - I was so fru-straight-ed!

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#63

The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.

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#64

I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.

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#65

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Hold on, this salon looks familiar - I think I've been hair before!

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#66

I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.

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#67

My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.

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#68

I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.

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#69

I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

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#70

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious If I take you to the hairdresser with me, promise me you will beehive.

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#71

My hairdresser cancelled my appointment today, she said she had a lot on her plait.

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#72

Being a hairdresser is great, the job comes with amazing fringe benefits.

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#73

My hairdresser is really mysterious and won't reveal any of his techniques: he keeps them under dreadlock and key.

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#74

I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.

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#75

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I can't fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser, because I have dye-betes.

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#76

Hairdressers have good instincts, they can follow their cut.

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#77

I've been to the hairdresser's and now I look very trim and proper.

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#78

Don't get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.

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#79

She just needs to come to perms with the fact that she has curly hair now.

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#80

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious My last haircut will be a fringe, because I want to go out with a bang.

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#81

Being a hairdresser is a good way to get rich quiff.

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#82

This new series about haircuts it's so good, I've been fringe watching it.

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#83

She came back with a perm: I was lost 'fro words.

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#84

My hairdresser just asked me if I would like to comb over tonight.

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#85

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I love family get together events. They are always packed with hairlarious people who light my moments.

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#86

Whatever you do, don’t DYE laughing at these puns. You have a life to go back to.

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#87

Well, I don’t deny the fact that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations. However, how I pull through explains why I am a cut above the rest.

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#88

On the dance floor, the revelers said to one another, ‘I think we are in a twist.’

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#89

You cannot complain when your job gives you decent fringe benefits.

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#90

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.

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#91

Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.

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#92

When the billboard was up that the salon next door was cutting prices, everybody flocked in there.

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#93

To cut the long story short, he dyed.

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#94

If you live down south and you really want a hairy drink, try the frizzy pop.

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#95

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.

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#96

The blondes will never die, they only dye away!

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#97

I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity.

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#98

Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?

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#99

Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Not the shine from your head blinded me

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#100

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

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#101

I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.

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#102

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

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#103

That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.

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#104

He said that he would shave some ice cream for later.

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#105

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The best part of telling a story is that while narrating a hairy situation, you can always twist them.

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#106

Let’s comp-hair the two and see which one is better.

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#107

Would you be willing to s-hair?

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#108

I took a photo of them while they were mid-hair.

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#109

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

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#110

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

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#111

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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#112

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey. So I took a photo of her hair.

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#113

What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair? A clipptomaniac!

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#114

What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon? Curl up and dye.

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#115

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo.

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#116

I went for a walk to the hair salon, I needed a breath of fresh hair.

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#117

I've got a bad haircut and do you know what, I could not hair less.

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#118

I heard you're in distress because you got a bad haircut; don't worry, I always shave the day!

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#119

I got a wild haircut this morning, just for the gel of it.

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#120

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I got some hair jewellery yesterday, because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl's best friend.

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#121

What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I'm too young to dye!

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#122

When you're a hairdresser, the dye's the limit.

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#123

My hairdresser tells me all these stories about the hairy situations she gets herself in, but I expect she always adds a twist for effect.

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#124

You've worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.

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#125

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I'm friends with a hairdresser, but it's difficult to have a proper conversation with him, because he always cuts them short.

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#126

I opened up to my hairdresser, because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.

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#127

My hairdresser put way too much conditioner in my hair and now I look like a mousse.

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#128

My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.

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#129

My hairdresser was put in jail, because he was charged with hair-rassment.

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#130

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I was about to get a really crazy haircut, but I decided to mullet over first.

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#131

All that glitters is not bald.

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#132

I comb, I saw, I conquered.

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#133

By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.

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#134

I am an optimist. Irrespective of how big a problem is, I straighten it out. Rest a-sheared.

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#135

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.

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#136

The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.

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#137

When I went for the interview, I honestly wanted the job. However, they later put in too many condition-ers.

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#138

What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.

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#139

Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.

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#140

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious It always happens, no one is too young to dye.

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#141

We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.

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#142

All chess players love this one hairdo, the ponytail.

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#143

Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.

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#144

He loved playing with scissors not for anything in particular, but for the shear fun of it.

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#145

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious He came closer and told me, “I mustache you a question, but first I need to mullet over.”

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#146

Mind if I comb over?

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#147

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

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#148

Wet hair I’ll be right back!

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#149

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

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#150

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

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#151

I hair what you’re saying but I don’t know that I agree.

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#152

My hairdresser doesn’t cut my hair any longer. He cuts it shorter instead.

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#153

A new hairdresser for angry gamers opened up in my town. It’s called ‘Dye Dye Dye!’.

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#154

A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style. I’m dreading it.

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#155

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.

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#156

What did the man have to do when he lost his wig? He had toupee for a new one.

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#157

Shave the next dance for me.

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#158

After a storm combs a calm.

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#159

The teacher did not come. I got shaved from getting into trouble, because I could not do my homework.

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#160

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious No matter how worst the problem is, she straightens them out keeping rest a-sheared.

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#161

Our new professor was a hairlarious person.

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#162

You have a fl-hair for photography.

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#163

I was impressed by how friendly the cas-hair was.

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#164

How does a lumberjack trim his beard? With a chinsaw.

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#165

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious Why was the man with a beard in pain? Because he had a must ache.

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#166

We were interviewing for the newest member of the hair force, but no one made the cut.

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#167

Rest a sheared I will not cut your hair too short!

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#168

No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I'm sure it can be straightened out.

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#169

Every morning the hairdresser wakes up, bright and curly.

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#170

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious When they opened the church, they couldn’t think of any better name than hairway to heaven.

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#171

Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.

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#172

Don’t swear at your hairpiece or you will have the devil toupee.

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#173

Lady newscasters do their hair in a short wave.

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#174

I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

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#175

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.

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#176

A rolling stone gathers no mousse.

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#177

The movie had a hairy-tale ending.

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#178

I am a queen crowned in my curls.

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#179

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can’t; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

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#180

180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious My hairdresser asked me for a big favour, because he's in a tight cornrow right now.

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I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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