Wow! Just... Wow!

Man up for your own choices

I do the actual same thing

I have neither!

"Baby, talking to you is like taking out the trash. Or cutting the grass. Or cleaning my dirty plates."

I understand why he is an ex, haha.

I would've said, "Well, that's because you are."

"Small d**k... I mean world!"

I hope you burned the bridge that was between you. Along with the rest of his stuff.

Probably not the sharpest crayon in the bag you chose there?

"Thanks bro" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"ED" in this case means Eating Disorder. (Not Erectile Dysfunction)

How childish and insensitive of her. You deserve better.

There is no such thing as 'too much garlic' <3 GARLIC

Perhaps he'd enjoy a lovely bouquet of poison ivy.

How does that make it better!?

You really should have. He's a dickwad

Ooof. What a d*ck.

Dump. Block. Delete.

Point to his penis and say "you're a large? really? are you... sure?"

I always block cookies

And then you kicked him in the nuts, right?

What's wrong with both? Having a scholar for a girlfriend would be awesome. Sitting by the fire, drinking cognac, discussing why Freud made everything about Penis Envy, and how much acid Piet Mondrian must have dropped when he started with his grid-based paintings.

jerk.

That guy was one of those things that women are getting unsolicited pics of.

At least you learnt from it - I did and said some s****y things in my past, but I learnt from them and try to not repeat the mistakes.

This is why it's important to know people's "love languages." He may not be ok with telling you you're pretty but if he's expressing his love for you in other ways (being faithful, telling the truth kindly, buying you treats, doing chores, etc.) then he may still love you very, very much. But people can learn to express themselves in new ways when they need to, or if they want to.

Hey... At least he was polite about the rejection ? Idk, maybe he just didn't wanna say he didn't like you right to your face.

"... in a certain light and at a certain angle."