Autocorrect is always ducking around with us, may it's inventor rust in peas.

You see that square? It's definitely a unicorn.

And later I can also enjoy those soggy bits.

Also applies to family members :D

thats why i dont play sports

Sounds legit

i felt that

im dyeing 😂😂

he accomplished my happiness

lol

There are tears in my eyes

I really hope karma slapped that guy on the face.

Mmmmm a bloody Mary with some salt, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco is soooooo good

Have you tried Dutch licorice? It's the best.

At least in Dutch the name makes sense. Paraplu - derived from the French 'para pluie' which means 'against rain'. Which is exactly what an umbrella is used for.

Some might call him inventive

Weird US bathrooms, happens literally NOWHERE ELSE lol!

dose this mean i can get paid for being depressed?

Lol😂

Thomas Midgley Jr. Invented leaded petrol and CFCs in fridges/aerosols. It would be interesting if you could quantify his impact on our world.

This is really a good one

With cooking i always imagine someone accidentally dropped something in the fire/water/stood on some grains, tasted it and was like mmm!

Amen to that

XD

nothing is something.. or is it?

Its called I wish this really tough meat was edible, lets boil it to death and try to make it palatable by adding potatoes and other veg

Hahaha I'm dead 😂

TEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!! BEST DRINK EVER

Hmm the tree just isn't enough. What else do we have? Tinsel? Yup throw that on, what else? Pine cones? Yup.