"She*" — how can we be sure? maybe mom is wrong on that too...

True!

I stand corrected, good sir

Sorry about the 'witch' comment. Would 'b***h' be more apropo?

Not all witches are good. There are indeed some nasty and f****d up ones. Many are amazing people. (But I can't stand Satanists, either, who say AAAALLL Satanists are good and don't even believe in a "Satan". Well, guess what? Some Satanists do; & sacrifice and eat children, etc.).. So not ALL witches are good people. & Yes-I consider myself a very witchy woman. Just sayin'. LOL

I don't get how the word "daughter" could have made someone else think Jess is a son or a male.

Maybe the mother was that dumb that didn't know jess was a boy

I don't think that would work in the US

Wish I could agree with you but my mother fits in that category...

There are people like that in every community. Delusion is definitely a trait of the pagans, but there are b****y pagans just like there are b****y anything else.

For The Win!

Idk because where I'm from it means f**k the world lol

I Think It Depends On The Situation Really.

seriously. I was playing wow years ago and a friend kept typing that. I was all why you want to f**k the world???

For the win. :)

just google it :) for the win

for the win!

For the Win

Oh, fail. I didn't see any replies until I posted my reply.

F**k the what? Like What the f**k but backwards.

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F**K THAT WOMAN

He was bored and had time on his hands.

I would also definitely block that woman's number...

I would have pretended to be Jess and had much more fun than this guy. And at the end I would ask which store to come to. Then I would take the stuff and when she gets there and sees me, I would say "hey! You're not my mom" and pretend to be another girl named Jess 😉 But this lady seems to be too rude to play around with. I hate it when people are this rude to me

Emilee, your husband is awesome! Oh my word, I've never had a wrong number persist like this; you two must have been absolutely baffled. The bright sides: 1) you have one of the funniest stories in texting-history, and 2) you didn't have to deal with this woman in person in anyway. Good on both of you! :-D

are you his wife? you're so nice to give him all that time off.

Sorry he wasn't much help that day Emilee, but well... the result is now you're married to an internet hero. And I relate 100% to his irresistible urge to mess ... I might not have shown the same restraint he did. He's playful af without being cruel and that must make pretty good daddy material no? Now quick! Think of a way to turn this minute of fame into bank notes. Hmm....

He's so cool 😁 If this happened to me I would have pretended to be Jess and had much more fun than this guy. And at the end I would ask which store to come to. Then I would take the stuff and when she gets there and sees me, I would say "hey! You're not my mom" and pretend to be another girl named Jess 😉 But this lady seems to be too rude to play around with. I hate it when people are this rude to me

She wasn't driving, she was at work during this whole exchange. It wasn't until she got home did the light bulb turn on. This could be fake...but trust me, the depths of stupidity people can sink to is astounding..this could be real.

I've been in a situation where I texted the wrong phone number just the one time. For about 6 months, I had some whacked out woman calling me, telling me to stop sleeping with her husband, threatened to kick me on the downstairs area and continued calling me a dirty s**t. I kept telling her, "I'm sorry, the text that I sent was meant to be to a friend of mine, and not to your husband; but I accidentally switched two number around and texted the wrong number". I kept telling her this, but kept yelling at me. It got so bad that I eventually had to change my number. The text I sent wasn't even a dirty text, it was a text saying sorry that I had to get offline so early as I had to take some medication and said goodnight. She was that stupid, that she never believed me. I told her "if you trust your husband so much, why are you assuming the worst of him? if you don't trust him, talk to him, not to me!" Gosh, I still remember how crazy she was and how drunk she sounded.

Anyone who has ever lived in Florida knows that this is entirely believable and that the mom could very well be real. There's a valid reason they call it "Florida, America's most F'd up state." Just listen to a few episodes of the Distorted View podcast and you'll change your mind. Stories like this are the norm in Florida. I happen to live in Tampa, "The most F'd up part of the most F'd up state". About 75% of the stupid c**p you hear in the news about stupid people come from the Tampa Bay area.

Okay, she's driving the whole time (for two hours). And during that time, she is able to cancel her daughter's credit card and call her friend's mom. She is able to do all of that, but she can't glance down at her phone and scroll up to the top where it shows the number of the person she is texting?

It's a prank. Some group of college students are on the "mom's" end of the text laughing, seeing how long they can keep this going

@Long Joan Silver.. there was a Chappelle Show sketch years ago (When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong- Brenda Johnson) that *is* your situation. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/67hgjb/chappelle-s-show-when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong---brenda-johnson---uncensored

The same old man has been dialing my wife accidentally for the last five years. Older people don't always use technology the way it's intended. Habit dominates. And if they've been dialing the number for years, they will. Even my wife refuses to put certain friends and family numbers she has memorized in her phone book Whoever said "keyed" is a British-ism has spent 0 time texting Americans.

yeppp %99 of the shits on the internet is lie and staged.. especially those whatsapp/sms screnshots are fake.. 2 guys made fun though :)

Thank you, Donald Butts. I shall check that out :D

I think the mother was driving for the entire thing.

The people who wrote this also forgot to turn all the British-isms to things Yanks would actually say. For example - "keyed" instead of "typed." It's creative click bait fiction that was written in another country, but hey, it works

I'm glad to see someone here has some kind of intelligence. This is CLEARLY someone trying to text a random number to mess with that person.