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Guy Tired Of Choosing Beggars Writes A Brutally Honest Car Ad
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Guy Tired Of Choosing Beggars Writes A Brutally Honest Car Ad

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You know that feeling when you’ve simply had enough and given up? It’s a bittersweet feeling, tinged with the regret of failure, but the release of the tension that comes with actually caring about something is incredibly liberating – now you can say and do what you really think.

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    Internet users witnessed a rather unconventional car ad

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    Image credits: jackazz.smithers

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    This ad for a 2002 Oldsmobile Alero is clearly a guy at the end of his tether. Sick of it. Sick of the questions, Sick of the haggling. Sick of the bargaining and the wrangling. He just wants you to take the damn car already. Now, it’s not perfect by any means, but it’s $900 dollars. What do you expect for $900 dollars?

    The salesman, Shelmar Pierre Roseman from Journee Autos in Largo, Florida, laid out the truth in a hilariously frank way, listing all the car’s faults and defects but guaranteeing at least a whole Spring’s worth of solid running.

    All spring!

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    The dealership prides itself on its honest approach, which appears to be effective as the vehicle was sold within 24 hours of the post showing up on Facebook. Wouldn’t you rather buy from a place like this, where you know exactly what you’re getting?

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    The post has since been liked and shared over 64K times and has become a classic of the ‘honest ad’ genre – a perfect mix of hilariously blunt language and a healthy dose of exasperation. It appeared on local news channels and even on the Steve Harvey show, who voiced it in just the best way.

    Image credits: jackazz.smithers

    Image credits: jackazz.smithers

    “The ad was actually a friendly wager with the boss,” Shelmar told Bored Panda. “I simply said that for a car like that, you have to actually give a full description of all its features or lack thereof.”

    The bet was on, so they shook on it and Shelmar got to work. “I said, ‘I’ll show you how to post this car.’  I sat down for 5 minutes and the rest was history.”

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    Image credits: jackazz.smithers

    Shelmar and the guys at Journee are well aware of the stereotypes around car dealers – that they are famously economical with the truth. They are out to set the record straight.

    “I’d be lying if I said most didn’t deserve that reputation, Shelmar told us. “Take care of the customer and the customer will take care of you. A customer can never be upset about something they knew upfront! And there’s no better salesman than a happy customer speaking highly of your product.

    Image credits: jackazz.smithers

    Would you buy a car from Shelmar and the crew down at Journee Autos? Do you prefer this kind of frank, no bulls**t method of salesmanship, or the more polite, subtle approach? Let us know in the comments below!

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    Here’s what people had to say about the brilliantly honest and funny ad

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    James Caunt

    James Caunt

    Writer, Community member

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    James is a Bored Panda reporter who graduated with a BA in Peace And Conflict Studies and an MA in African Affairs. Before Bored Panda, he was an English teacher and also travelled a lot, doing odd jobs from beer-slinging to brickie's labourer and freelance journalism along the way. James loves covering stories about social and environmental issues and prefers to highlight the positive things that unite us, rather than petty internet squabbles about fictional characters. James is the grumpy, contradictory one who thinks that Bored Panda, due to its large audience, has a social responsibility to inspire and inform its readers with interesting issues and entertaining, well-researched stories. Let's do our bit to make our little corner of the internet a smarter, more truthful and less angry place!

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    James Caunt

    James Caunt

    Writer, Community member

    James is a Bored Panda reporter who graduated with a BA in Peace And Conflict Studies and an MA in African Affairs. Before Bored Panda, he was an English teacher and also travelled a lot, doing odd jobs from beer-slinging to brickie's labourer and freelance journalism along the way. James loves covering stories about social and environmental issues and prefers to highlight the positive things that unite us, rather than petty internet squabbles about fictional characters. James is the grumpy, contradictory one who thinks that Bored Panda, due to its large audience, has a social responsibility to inspire and inform its readers with interesting issues and entertaining, well-researched stories. Let's do our bit to make our little corner of the internet a smarter, more truthful and less angry place!

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

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    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

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    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

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    Nunya
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the right way to sell a car. If you know in advance if something is wrong with it, then you know if you will have to invest in it to make sure it will run. Also, you will be more likely to find someone to give it a critical eye that you trust to know if it's worth buying, even at 900 (still a lot of money, as far as I'm concerned). While it has 200K miles on it, that really doesn't mean much as long as it's been cared for well enough.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was agreeing with you until the last sentence. There's nothing in this ad to suspect the car was cared for. It was just being sold by a no-nonsense guy who wasn't trying to hide its blemishes.

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    rofise4
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're I live it would still be about 4500, Its cheeper to fly somewhere and drive a used car back at this point

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    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the right way to sell a car. If you know in advance if something is wrong with it, then you know if you will have to invest in it to make sure it will run. Also, you will be more likely to find someone to give it a critical eye that you trust to know if it's worth buying, even at 900 (still a lot of money, as far as I'm concerned). While it has 200K miles on it, that really doesn't mean much as long as it's been cared for well enough.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was agreeing with you until the last sentence. There's nothing in this ad to suspect the car was cared for. It was just being sold by a no-nonsense guy who wasn't trying to hide its blemishes.

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    rofise4
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're I live it would still be about 4500, Its cheeper to fly somewhere and drive a used car back at this point

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