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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion

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It is theorized that some animal species live in their own social structure, which has an alpha male, the most well-known being the alpha wolf. Alpha males usually are the strongest ones in the group, which means they win most of the battles and have more opportunities to mate with available females.

It’s proven that the human species don't have an alpha male. However, that does not stop some men from identifying as one. Even though they are the only ones who think of themselves as “the strongest” as this Reddit thread proves. In fact, people have very interesting opinions about men who claim to be “alpha males.” And let’s just say that these opinions are very different from what “alpha males” think of themselves.
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#1

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Like an alpha of a program or videogame, highly unstable and should not be available to the public.

Whismurr_ , Anurag Sharma Report

Final score:

126points

BlueBlazer999 1 year ago

And missing important features.

63points

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#2

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Someone who’s really an alpha male has no need to tell you that they are so I imagine a barking little chihuahua with undeveloped grapes for testicles

heiscursed , David Vives Report

Final score:

121points

Greengrass 1 year ago

Chihuahua is much cuter

58points

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#3

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Translation: “I am going to be an unapologetic a*****e.”

darkwulf1 , Marvin Meyer Report

Final score:

99points

A B C the Third 1 year ago

I assume the redacted word is supposed to say ásshole.

1point

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#4

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion He’s going to be arrogant, bossy, misogynistic, and overly sensitive.

Tardigradequeen , Anete Lusina Report

Final score:

87points

Babynurse in Colorado 1 year ago

Sensitive of himself, but not others.

2points

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#5

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That he's a f*****g idiot.

bwuffie , Selvin Esteban Report

Final score:

84points

Dr Robert Neville 1 year ago

If I or any of mate called ourselves an alpha we'd be laughed out of the room. You'd literally become an object of ridicule if you said anything so farking stupid.

25points

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#6

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That he’s deeply insecure

ButternutSnuggleButt , Anastase Maragos Report

Final score:

76points

Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

This.

19points

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#7

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That Alpha Males are a debunked concept some dude developed while studying wolves in captivity and then retracted years later when he realized his findings were wrong, and that was later extrapolated to humans by dumba**es despite the fact that our social structures and behavior is not similar to wolves or dogs. It's the equivalent of some dude saying he's the Queen Bee and actually meaning it.

Tough_Stretch , Milo Weiler Report

Final score:

74points

A B C the Third 1 year ago

I assume the redacted word is supposed to say dumbásses.

2points

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#8

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "This guy's trying to convince himself more than us..."

frygod , Kazi Mizan Report

Final score:

65points

Paul Brown 1 year ago

If I heard someone say they were an "alpa male" I'd probably laugh in their face!!

4points

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#9

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "Ew"

MisplacedSquid , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

64points

._. 1 year ago

Lmao the picture

24points

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#10

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That he's probably super sexist.

WILDMAN1102 , Sander Sammy Report

Final score:

59points

CG 1 year ago

Remove the probably, and swap it out with definitely, then the description will be more accurate.

15points

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#11

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. They’re not worth my time and energy.

MusicalNerDnD , Priscilla Du Preez Report

Final score:

56points

Michael Largey 1 year ago

They are worth your time and energy to avoid.

1point

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#12

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Anytime any man has to come out and call himself something you can expect him to be the opposite. Such as the self proclaimed “nice guy”

Ok_Table4562 , Seth Doyle Report

Final score:

54points

Laura Williams 1 year ago

Those are just as bad. In an Era of don't label me let me stick one on myself so you know how quick to run. Lol

16points

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#13

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Cringe.

km8907 , Jane Almon Report

Final score:

53points

TheBlinkingDuck 1 year ago

Cute puppy though

2points

#14

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion “I can’t take anything from him seriously from now on.”

anon , Анастасия Климец Report

Final score:

50points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

if you think you have to look at the world with this much loathing, then perhaps the world should look at you that way because that s obviously how you feel about yourself.

4points

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#15

Discount andrew tate

Individual-Lycheee Report

Final score:

46points

Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

Don't even want the full-price thing🤢. And I'm a conservatives woman who likes masculine men. People think feminine is the opposite of masculine...no, the opposite of masculine is whatever Andrew Tate is.

43points

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#16

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Overly sensitive man child

Stormflier , Tom Pumford Report

Final score:

45points

CG 1 year ago

100% accurate.

8points

#17

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Looooooooooooooser

mdthornb1 , whoislimos Report

Final score:

44points

Aaron Parker 1 year ago

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#18

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Another weakling who wants respects he doesn’t deserve. This won’t go well.

faith_kills , Thirdman Report

Final score:

43points

Antonia 1 year ago

I had a friend who would do this often, no one in my class likes her and she forces us to bow our heads down to her, but we all didn’t obey her and guess what she did? She told the teacher about it, and guess what ? Even the teachers don’t like the poor class pet anymore.

1point

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#19

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Like poisonous bugs are bright colored to tell animals to stay away

lesbunner , Manoj Kulkarni Report

Final score:

43points

Laura Williams 1 year ago

That is hilarious

10points

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#20

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion He's going to be a huge jerk and he's probably not very intelligent.

anon , Elimende Inagella Report

Final score:

43points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

Stop using cute animals. Sheep are highly intelligent. Don't insult the sheep.

36points

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#21

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion My insides run away and I immediately file away the thought of “oh so if he gets angry enough he’ll hurt me”

Just-Worldliness-708 , Claudia Wolff Report

Final score:

41points

ladybug (She/her) 1 year ago

is it just me or is there a corpse in the bg

13points

Catlady6000 1 year ago

No there is not. There are pieces of a corpse in the background

11points

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Local Idiot 1 year ago

I thought that too then I realised it’s red patterned fabric

5points

louie foster 1 year ago

It’s only kinky the first time.

4points

CG 1 year ago

I honestly thought that too.

2points

LapCat 1 year ago

About that… Shhhh 🤫

1point

Cloakred_Is_Bored 1 year ago

Nah, I see it too

1point

Libstak 1 year ago

He will hurt you anyway, no anger required. His street cred depends on proof he can dominate and cower others. Because he is also a coward with a fear of failure he hunts the emotionally and physically vulnerable to prove his power. When in a group situation if nothing else is around to show off his alphaness, he kicks puppies.

4points

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#22

One guy had the audacity to say in group therapy that he does not want to be labelled as the „alpha male“. He just told everybody that he thinks he is an „alpha male“, but is „humble“ enough to say he is not. What a d******d.

hereforcookie Report

Final score:

41points

Terry Tobias 1 year ago

I pity the poor people in that group! I hope someone calls him out.

19points

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#23

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion 'I have an outdated view on an animal I thought was cool as a kid that defines my personality'

pnwWaiter , Kelly Sikkema Report

Final score:

40points

Antonia 1 year ago

What animal was it?

0points

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#24

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "my frail sense of identity falters when I can't insert myself into this astrology-adjacent, nonexistent hierarchy"

anon , Eddie Jones Report

Final score:

39points

Jack Gaskill 1 year ago

and I am hangry and want to talk to my special person how is no pickup - made ever

6points

#25

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Omegaverse.

Long story shortish Omegaverse is a sort of fiction genre that originated in the Supernatural fandom but mostly shows up in original Korean fiction now. The idea is that everyone has a secondary gender (alpha, omega, sometimes beta) and basically Alphas are strong and have uncontrollable lust, omegas can get pregnant (even the men!), and almost every Omegaverse fic is about some super hot Alpha getting some obnoxious Omega male pregnant.

So whenever guys are like "Hurrdurr alpha male" I'm just like "GAY KOREAN MPREG FICTION".

OneGoodRib , Koshevaya_k Report

Final score:

37points

Local Idiot 1 year ago

Good to know I’m not the only one who thinks this when people talk about alpha, beta and omega (as terms used for people, I know that in different fields it means diff things)

6points

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#26

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "I'm taking MMA classes so I can win that fight at the bar I'll inevitably start."

"I have a deep, unresolved insecurity with my masculinity and don't know how else to address it."

TheWayOfEli , Vladislav Bychkov Report

Final score:

36points

Thatkamloopsguy 1 year ago

Try punching yourself.

14points

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#27

Gym incel

PeglegLegolas Report

Final score:

36points

Doctor Strange 1 year ago

Gymcel

18points

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#28

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Insecure.

BabylonDrifter , Adrian Swancar Report

Final score:

34points

Jack Gaskill 1 year ago

I bite my nails - everyone can see it but can they see the 'me' that want to be free (ish)

6points

#29

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Puffer fish. Cute, tiny, poisonous, little fish that puff themselves up when they’re insecure.

niceknowingyall , Vlad Tchompalov Report

Final score:

32points

Rob 1 year ago

Puffer fish are cute. So called Alpha males, not so much.

18points

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#30

“What a Beta thing to say”

madbutworkingonit Report

Final score:

32points

#31

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion I love it. For just 5 beautiful seconds, my inner monologue can go from constant screaming to uncontrollable laughter 😂

luminous_sludge , Atul Choudhary Report

Final score:

30points

#32

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion I learn from the situation. What did I do to enter in a conversation and reach this point with another human being and how can I avoid it in the future?

Ok_General7795 , fauxels Report

Final score:

25points

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#33

Insecure idiot lacking in professional success.

Have never seen someone particularly successful refer to themselves with that term.

LeeroyTC Report

Final score:

25points

Rob 1 year ago

Matthew McConaughey ripped the absolute p**s out of them in Wolf Of Wall Street. Absolutely ripped his scenes, chewing the scenery in the process.

14points

#34

He has a small d**k, thinks he's Andrew tate and probably is a manifestation of the most fragile masculinity ever.

_ghettofabulous Report

Final score:

25points

#35

Give me 5 minutes with him and I'll have him walking on a leash

L4tt3m4cc14t0 Report

Final score:

23points

TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

And neutered!

16points

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#36

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Definitely not an alpha male.

AngloAlbanian999 , Brooke Cagle Report

Final score:

21points

#37

Smart people don't have to go around telling people they're smart.

Same thing applies. I don't believe anything anyone declares about themselves unprompted.

SimonFerocious76 Report

Final score:

21points

Some guy 1 year ago

Corollary to the idea that what someone says about another person tells you more about the speaker than about the subject.

6points

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 1 year ago (edited)

Dated a guy like this once. Loved Trump and Andrew Tate, referred to himself as an alpha, denied the patriarchy existed, loved to remind me how men will always be stronger/faster/more successful than women and regularly lamented about how hard he had it as a straight white male. Any bad male behaviour was written off as 'you don't know how hard it is to live with testosterone!'. Funny thing is though, he was the most insecure man-child I have ever met in my entire life. Always talked about how he'd beat the s**t out of any bloke who even dared to look at me because he used to do MMA (this extended to my male friends too), but then every time we had a confrontation with someone, guess who was nowhere to be found and wouldn't utter a peep? Dude used to get me to make his phone calls for him he was so insecure, ffs. He was 46. Pathetic.

12points

Magazine 1 year ago

Reminds me of my ex friend whom I described in my comment below here. He would always jump in a street fight, but in a pathetic way, like "I have to show who I am so that women will like me and think I'm cool". Dude, no woman thinks a guy who jumps in fights is cool.

5points

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Doctor Strange 1 year ago

The 'alpha male' concept was originally based on wolves in captivity, so it was basically like saying you understand human nature because you studied a bunch of prisoners. In reality the 'alpha's' of a pack are the parents. They take care of the pack, keeping them safe and making sure they are happy, healthy, and well fed. So that guy with the knee high socks and waistpack full of snacks making sure his kids and friends are drinking enough water and having a good time? That is the truest alpha male you will find.

12points

Terran 1 year ago

This is only partially true. The alpha/beta concept does exist in biology and is real in many species. How this is practiced depends on species, environment and circumstances. We can see the behaviour in captive non related wolves, but won't see it in feral wolves. Applying these concepts of dominance to human beings is simply idiotic. The only real way to apply this to humans is in group dynamics, where an alpha will take "control" in a group as sort of a leader. Who this alpha will be depends on personality, ability to lead and on expertise. The betas in this scenario are not submissive to the alpha, but are basically constantly challenging the alpha. They have their own ideas and are usually not the alpha because they are not interested in the additional responsibility or think they lack expertise. If it turns out the alpha is useless, a beta will take over and become the new alpha. Alpha usually means moderating and coordinating the group's work.

4points

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Sherman Von Gee 1 year ago

One time I met this dude on tinder. We hit it off right away. We had so much in common. It was nice. we talked for like 2-3 weeks before we could actually meet. When we finally did we ended up getting coffee n then walked around this forest preserve,then it turned into a dinner date. We went to this semi fancy restaurant n all was good until our waiter came to grab the menus n my date noticed he was wearing black nail polish. (I think nail polish on men is sexy btw! I love a dude who is comfortable w/ himself n isn't afraid to step outside the gender Norms) the second the waiter walked away date turned to me n said "what would possess a man to paint his nails. What a little beta b***h .. see this is the problem w/ society today. Too many men aren't alpha enough. That's why civilization is going to be extinct before we know it. Men like that aren't going to be able to find 'mates' n reproduce. It's sad" I was shocked. I got up. Told my waiter to cancel my order n I just left.

7points

Sherman Von Gee 1 year ago

I did pay for our drinks n whatever he got too. I thought that would emasculate him a bit. Lol. But then he blew up my phone n immediately turned into a "nice guy" ... it was wild. He gave me no indication that we was like this all day! We had such a good time. But any man who will call himself an alpha or who is offended by men WEARING NAIL POLISH is legit lame as f**k. I'm happily married to my best friend now. He wears nail polish every day n can even admit when another man is attractive w/out saying "no homo" afterwards. Bahahahhaa. That was a joke btw. "Alphas" love to make sure you know that they're not "homos" because being emotionally stable n confident in your sexuality is not something they value or even understand. There is nothing LESS SEXY than an insecure, sexist, immature red pilled loser. If a man uses the words "alpha" or "beta" or "soy boy" unironically.. run.

8points

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Magazine 1 year ago

Opposite but the same: I had (HAD) a male friend who was often complaining and commiserating himself for "not being an alpha man". He would spend time and effort to explain the alpha theory to me and assuring me it was real. It was so freaking pathetic.

6points

liam newton-harding 1 year ago

Maybe a little off topic, but also YouTube Shorts marked #alpha, and now #sigma…usually ones with “quotes” overlaying out of context Peaky Blinders clip…immediate “do not recommend this channel”, from me.

3points

ObsidianAce_ 1 year ago

Avoid at all costs. For mental health and actual safety reasons

2points

Brainmas 1 year ago

If he's physically attractive enough to still get girls despite his personality, he keeps a "body count" and is probably abusive in relationships.

1point

spaghetti Pocalypse 12 months ago

In middle school I was friends with an "alpha male." He was a huge fan of Andrew tate and constantly talked about how amazing tate was. I made the mistake of trying to convince him that Andrew tate was a horrible misogynist and he just spewed the same nonsense about how 'men are stronger than women so that men can protect women.' Safe to say I am not friends with him anymore

0points

HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 6 months ago

Protect from what? Other men that act like him? It sucks that we have to date our only natural predators.

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DJR 1 year ago

I was today years old when I learned "alpha male" and "type A" aren't the same thing.

0points

Hey! 1 year ago

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-1point

Lily Braunekatze 1 year ago

If he goes around telling everyone he's an alpha he is a total douche. If he doesn't you missed the point of the entire post.

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 1 year ago (edited)

Dated a guy like this once. Loved Trump and Andrew Tate, referred to himself as an alpha, denied the patriarchy existed, loved to remind me how men will always be stronger/faster/more successful than women and regularly lamented about how hard he had it as a straight white male. Any bad male behaviour was written off as 'you don't know how hard it is to live with testosterone!'. Funny thing is though, he was the most insecure man-child I have ever met in my entire life. Always talked about how he'd beat the s**t out of any bloke who even dared to look at me because he used to do MMA (this extended to my male friends too), but then every time we had a confrontation with someone, guess who was nowhere to be found and wouldn't utter a peep? Dude used to get me to make his phone calls for him he was so insecure, ffs. He was 46. Pathetic.

12points

Magazine 1 year ago

Reminds me of my ex friend whom I described in my comment below here. He would always jump in a street fight, but in a pathetic way, like "I have to show who I am so that women will like me and think I'm cool". Dude, no woman thinks a guy who jumps in fights is cool.

5points

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Doctor Strange 1 year ago

The 'alpha male' concept was originally based on wolves in captivity, so it was basically like saying you understand human nature because you studied a bunch of prisoners. In reality the 'alpha's' of a pack are the parents. They take care of the pack, keeping them safe and making sure they are happy, healthy, and well fed. So that guy with the knee high socks and waistpack full of snacks making sure his kids and friends are drinking enough water and having a good time? That is the truest alpha male you will find.

12points

Terran 1 year ago

This is only partially true. The alpha/beta concept does exist in biology and is real in many species. How this is practiced depends on species, environment and circumstances. We can see the behaviour in captive non related wolves, but won't see it in feral wolves. Applying these concepts of dominance to human beings is simply idiotic. The only real way to apply this to humans is in group dynamics, where an alpha will take "control" in a group as sort of a leader. Who this alpha will be depends on personality, ability to lead and on expertise. The betas in this scenario are not submissive to the alpha, but are basically constantly challenging the alpha. They have their own ideas and are usually not the alpha because they are not interested in the additional responsibility or think they lack expertise. If it turns out the alpha is useless, a beta will take over and become the new alpha. Alpha usually means moderating and coordinating the group's work.

4points

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Sherman Von Gee 1 year ago

One time I met this dude on tinder. We hit it off right away. We had so much in common. It was nice. we talked for like 2-3 weeks before we could actually meet. When we finally did we ended up getting coffee n then walked around this forest preserve,then it turned into a dinner date. We went to this semi fancy restaurant n all was good until our waiter came to grab the menus n my date noticed he was wearing black nail polish. (I think nail polish on men is sexy btw! I love a dude who is comfortable w/ himself n isn't afraid to step outside the gender Norms) the second the waiter walked away date turned to me n said "what would possess a man to paint his nails. What a little beta b***h .. see this is the problem w/ society today. Too many men aren't alpha enough. That's why civilization is going to be extinct before we know it. Men like that aren't going to be able to find 'mates' n reproduce. It's sad" I was shocked. I got up. Told my waiter to cancel my order n I just left.

7points

Sherman Von Gee 1 year ago

I did pay for our drinks n whatever he got too. I thought that would emasculate him a bit. Lol. But then he blew up my phone n immediately turned into a "nice guy" ... it was wild. He gave me no indication that we was like this all day! We had such a good time. But any man who will call himself an alpha or who is offended by men WEARING NAIL POLISH is legit lame as f**k. I'm happily married to my best friend now. He wears nail polish every day n can even admit when another man is attractive w/out saying "no homo" afterwards. Bahahahhaa. That was a joke btw. "Alphas" love to make sure you know that they're not "homos" because being emotionally stable n confident in your sexuality is not something they value or even understand. There is nothing LESS SEXY than an insecure, sexist, immature red pilled loser. If a man uses the words "alpha" or "beta" or "soy boy" unironically.. run.

8points

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Magazine 1 year ago

Opposite but the same: I had (HAD) a male friend who was often complaining and commiserating himself for "not being an alpha man". He would spend time and effort to explain the alpha theory to me and assuring me it was real. It was so freaking pathetic.

6points

liam newton-harding 1 year ago

Maybe a little off topic, but also YouTube Shorts marked #alpha, and now #sigma…usually ones with “quotes” overlaying out of context Peaky Blinders clip…immediate “do not recommend this channel”, from me.

3points

ObsidianAce_ 1 year ago

Avoid at all costs. For mental health and actual safety reasons

2points

Brainmas 1 year ago

If he's physically attractive enough to still get girls despite his personality, he keeps a "body count" and is probably abusive in relationships.

1point

spaghetti Pocalypse 12 months ago

In middle school I was friends with an "alpha male." He was a huge fan of Andrew tate and constantly talked about how amazing tate was. I made the mistake of trying to convince him that Andrew tate was a horrible misogynist and he just spewed the same nonsense about how 'men are stronger than women so that men can protect women.' Safe to say I am not friends with him anymore

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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 6 months ago

Protect from what? Other men that act like him? It sucks that we have to date our only natural predators.

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DJR 1 year ago

I was today years old when I learned "alpha male" and "type A" aren't the same thing.

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Hey! 1 year ago

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Lily Braunekatze 1 year ago

If he goes around telling everyone he's an alpha he is a total douche. If he doesn't you missed the point of the entire post.

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