Hope it wasn't a "finger" sandwich 😬

The really impressive part was that he screamed "OH, YEAH!" as he came through.

To his defense, dogs have very sensitive ears.

Doggo: hey uncle, do you know what my parents did? They left me home alone…. Can you believe this bull pucky? Hey, got any bacon?

Yep, I had a blue heeler. As the vet said, she was as tough as a box of broken glass and old pipes. Smart as hell, though. RIP Sherry.

Hahaha! The weakest shall not survive!

Had a Lab once who *loved* the smell of beer. Got into leftover pints after a party once and ended up blotto'd. Had a terrible doggie hangover the next day and never went near beer again. Smarter than a lot of people I know.

I'm not not licking toads

I don't know, I need to see the footage.

Bet it wasn't as much fun on the way out 😬🙀

That face seems to say "And I'll make you my bit(h too"😼

Background Dog obviously has no interest in the shaming process

Like I said, we should be allowed to give out one ten-upvote prize per day!

Can't stop laughing at the description and image!

This is why you can’t have nice things

Now this is funny! Doggies do this to keep the smell of its owner beside him/her when the owner is out. Adorable gorgeous doggie! Lovely picture xx

Cereal Killer!

Doggo: there…nobodies going now!! 🐶🤣🤣

The Pugly Gang Strikes Again 🐶🦝🐶

👮‍♂️ Nothing to see here folks, just training to be a Police Dog 🚔

Dog seems pretty smart to me. He orchestrated a hunger strike and had his demands met.

Must have been the cat.

"And I still got my treat. I have trained her well..."

Doggo has seen some s**t

He loved it to bits

But I also fart bubbles so its a win :)

Sweet little thing needs a Seeing Eye Dog 😿 Some animals actually do this for others on their own, but it can be taught.

Sounds as though someone was expecting doggo to just eat 40% and save some for later.

I fostered a GSD for a year, he couldn’t stand to be left alone due to anxiety. On the few occasions when he was briefly left alone he managed to destroy a door, get on the work top and start the gas on the hob, ripped all the wiring out of the boiler, chewed plugs off various appliances, unlocked a cabinet and ate all the fat out the deep fat fryer giving himself diarrhoea and ate the face off the teddy bear I’d had since birth. I took him to a PDSA psychologist who said his behaviour was due to terrible anxiety. Worth bearing in mind if your dog is destructive.

All too common 😕

Just look at that face! Hahaha, just cracks me up!!!

No, that's a proud boi

Hilarious :-D

Clearly cannot wait to get his paws on Jay & Taylor 😼

Good Luna Bean...😻FREE ALL THE ANIMALS😻

Looks like they practiced on the chair first

That's a lot of words just to say 'mom's got an itchy bush'

who leaves the peels on the counter? Don't they thrown these away?

"Those feathery SOBs know what they did..."

NOOOOO!!!! Puppies teeth just like human babies and must be PROTECTED from these things. Once is unexpected, twice is a neglectful owner 🙀🤬😤😾 (Please let it only be once 🙏).

Oh, the embarrassment of walking around with tissue stuck to your foot! Yes, it's happened to me.

Next time you ask the dog about the new carpet!! Obviously Kaiju did not approve!