5 out of 6 of this is me, therefore I am a penguin.

Seagulls are flying artillery with poop canons.

Suirrel out of a duck? No, a mouse with wings. "Fledermaus" in German, i.e. Fluttermouse.

They will also kick the s**t out of you if given half a chance.

Last one: so you're saying otters have sense?

Number one LOL!

i also can live up to 300 hundred years if i don't die first ;)

bAstArDSs

Come to me my sheeplings!!

"Stuff a duck full of America" is the best description ever!!!

The Queen owns all The swans in England.

Llama bean!! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Points for accuracy. scary devils them.

The smallest horse ever actually just really far away - LOL!!

You should see a cassowary

The last one - haha!

Fun fact: In Dutch, the word for squirrel (eekhoorn) differs only 1 letter from the word for unicorn (eenhoorn). Therefore, squirrels are 95% as magical als unicorns. People have occasionally spotted rainbow farts coming from squirrels.

A parrot being hoovered...that's hilarious.

Nope Rope

God save the queens, she's our only hope. I mean, we can't use tea, it'd be against our nature, not proper at all!

Damn that anti-laser eyes law of 1990....

Wow, I have that same water allergy.

1 of 2 animals that can defeat Australia

And Even a grown man with u huge hat and a dog with a weird little laugh in a racecar can't catch it.

Opossum on a half shell!

how many times have you tried? any less then 57 and you're bound to fail...

and they don't care...

What is the exact number of eels that you can tie in a knot and stay in the aquarium? Asking for a friend with tickets to the aquarium this weekend.

Water pheasant

The oldest dolphin ever died. I can't wrap my head around what this means.