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With lives already full of questions unanswered, you wouldn’t want those questions to infiltrate your jokes, too, would you? Well, guess what, the very same question jokes might be the answer to all your woes and all the lingering anxiety of inquiries unfulfilled. After all, jokes do carry a bit of truth in each one of them, and these Guess What Jokes will tickle the most pressing issues, turning them into something funny instead of scary. Or they might not at all, but it is still great fun to read through them!
Sure, these guessing jokes might seem childish to some, but they are also so creative that even the most adult-like readers will find them satisfying their curiosity. Well, if not a need for comedic relief, at least. Our guess is as good as yours as for the outcome of these funny Guess What jokes since every one of us perceives things slightly differently. But that’s where the fun comes from most of the time, and we’d love to hear your thoughts after you finish reading these silly jokes!
So, as we are extending our invitation to you to read these hilarious jokes, you should extend it further by sharing this article with your friends, too! Only after you’ve read these witticisms yourself, of course, and have voted for the ones you like the most!
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#1
Guess what the fish said when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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#2
Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s?
Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s?
#5
Guess what the calendar worker got fired for?
He took a day off without telling anyone!
#7
A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a huge line and so, he came back after an hour. Guess what?
There was no punchline.
#11
Guess what has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
#13
Can you guess what the pickle did when he had a bad day?
He knew he was in a pickle, but just dill-ed with it!
#14
Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another?
"Let’s get cracking."
#16
The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said?
“Come on, ketch-up!”
#17
Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong?
A labracadabrador!
#21
One friend took the elevator while the other took the staircase. Guess what?
Both were raised differently.
#23
The social media influencer had to take some meds, guess what happened?
The posts went viral.
#27
Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date?
It’s so nice to finally meat you!
#29
Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common?
They encourage people to espresso themselves!
#30
A grumpy man spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club and asked his doctor for a course on antibiotics. Guess what for?
He thought laughter was infectious.
#32
My twin brothers dressed up as a bird this Halloween, guess what they said?
Trick or tweet.
#33
A boulder, a pebble, and a stone walked into a concert, guess what they did?
They rocked and rolled all night long!
#34
Guess what the difference between a hotdog and a corndog is?
One’s stuck up while the other is laid back!
Samia Guled 2 years ago (edited)
the difference between a hot dog and a corn dog is that hot dogs are really, really hot from the sun, and a corn dog is a really corny dog
#36
Two monkeys are sharing an Amazon account, guess what are they called?
Prime mates.
#37
Guess what crime scene investigators do on their day off?
They throw caution tape to the wind!
#44
Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian?
He was always kraken everyone up.
#45
Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class?
The pork chop!
#46
Guess what you get when you cross a comedian with a chicken?
You get someone who loves cracking jokes!
#51
I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered?
Spook-eti.
#52
Guess what I said to the man wearing a t-shirt?
I said to him, “Sir, I believe your head is sticking out of your t-shirt!”
#53
Guess what the reason is why some restaurants refuse to serve food to ducks?
Because they don’t understand the meaning of putting something on their bill!
#57
Guess what you get when you cross an angry mob with a herd of horses?
A bunch of neigh-sayers.
#61
Santa Clause bought a motorbike on his way to the North pole, guess what it was?
A Holy Davidson.
#64
Guess what kind of person won the very first no-bell prize?
The person who invented knock-knock jokes.
#66
The girl asked why libraries are so strict, guess what answer the library assistant gave her?
They always go by the book.
#69
My mom is coming home after a work trip tonight, guess what I am getting?
I am getting yelled at.
#70
Guess what I have right now?
Your ear!
#71
Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?
A bugs bunny.
#75
Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common?
They encourage people to espresso themselves!
#76
Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean?
The sofish-ticated type!
#81
The big bird was trying to open the door using the wrong key but couldn’t, guess what?
He was using a tur-key.
#82
Guess what the name of my new computer processor is?
Chip.
#90
Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep have in common?
They’re all very stable animals!
#91
Guess what you get when you cross a Pointer and a Setter dog with a Christmas wreath?
A Pointsettia!
#92
Can you guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the Hokey-Pokey?
He turned himself around!
#95
Can you guess what you get when you cross a jukebox with a fortune cookie?
A 4-tune teller!
#96
Guess what you call a regular potato?
A common-tater!
#101
Can you guess what kind of person you should never lie to?
An x-ray operator – they can see right through you!
#104
Guess what makes Alpaca’s the best mom?
Because they always Alpaca a home-made lunch for their kids!
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