My friend group finds gender reveals incredibly tacky and weird thank GOD lmao. I’m always happy to congratulate someone if they tell me they’re having a girl or a boy, but I don’t want to have a party to celebrate their genitals.

Note to self: must buy Grinch footie pajamas.

this should be higher

I like that kid.

I’m 5’9” and a half, and the amount of men the exact same height as me (or shorter) that claim to be 6 feet tall…..😂 like guys it’s not the number 6 we’re attracted to, it’s YOU, we can always tell when you’re lying. Nothing wrong with a short king anyways ❤️ one of my best dates was with a guy who was 5’5” and charming as hell.

Heels

There's a lot of things that people can hide when they're first dating someone. They can hide how much money they have, they can hide how caring or compassionate they are, they can hide how messy they are, or certain beliefs that are quite incompatible with yours all of that can be hidden but you can't hide your height. If you lie to me and tell me you're 6 ft and I meet you and I can tell that you're shorter than me (I'm only 5'8) then The first thing I'm wondering is what else are you lying about? Really really shouldn't lie about something so obvious. And inch, maybe... But anything more than that and I know that you're prone to exaggeration at best, lying at worst. Just don't do it.

Stilettos. But no complaints!

that was so brutal 🤣🤣🤣

I'm so tall, I had to round down when I was dating.

I'm 6'1"; my wife is 5'11", and as a former model she usually wears at least a 4" heel. Not insecure about my height, but when we go out for formal occasions I have to wear my cowboy boots to st least try to break even. When she pulls out the 7" heels, nope, no way for me to keep up. It's never bothered me, but she has had relationships fall apart in the past due to height differences.

Because a lot of men are ignored, if they admit they are shorter, and they never get the chance to meet in person.

Misogyny stretches us

Why would any man, even if he's 5'7" lie about being 5'9"? And if you wanna weed the women out early, when they ask your height...ask their weight.

Granny has her priorities straight

Hard to argue with that!

This is true.

When you're in the drive-through behind someone who appears to be negotiating a mortgage.

We need more Cody's in the world.

Got it. Cover the d***s with pizza when packing.

This made me snort laugh.

One good thing about being 50 or older is that your friends don't all move every summer.

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Ugh. Im dreading this very sentiment for tomorrow.

Actually a very good idea. And let me tell you 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Oof

You have left over bacon?

He sounds like a keeper.

Aw my parents do this with pancakes (they somehow make the most amazing pancakes you’ve ever eaten.) They make extra and freeze them so they can just pop them in the toaster in the morning and have hot crispy pancakes. They get so excited over having pancakes. Adorable creatures.

And/or dopamine.

At one point, I realised that I may have been too heavily into M&S mint crumbles and waxing lyrically about them when I walked up to a sales assistant in the local Marks and Spencer, and before I could say a word, she said "The new stock hasn't arrived". And three different lots arrived through the post from my online community who I hadn't given my address to.

Sorry but it bothers me not to fix it, their*

Tomi Lauren is such a deeply ugly person. She might look nice on the outside but everything inside is ugly, ugly, ugly. Hateful racist.

Lol lol lol lol.

It's good to have dreams.

Relatable content

Don't forget to bring the hot water bottle to bed with you (October - May in my house)

Childfree*

Because the little guy is absolutely right, when you think about it.

I agree, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

"Spring rolls are unpredictable" would make a good t-shirt.

My current rent is $817, and I’m about to move to a place where the rent is $1800-$2200. Going from less than half my paycheque to most of my paycheque just to have a roof over my head. So tired of greedy people and the whole “supply and demand” thing with rent. Supply and demand shouldn’t apply to rent. You shouldn’t be able charge obscene amounts of money every month just because a lot of people in your area are truly struggling to find places to live. It’s not “demand,” it’s people trying to survive.

OP, have you considered working on 1.5? (No, I'm just joking and OP isn't going to read this anyway.)

No, don't explain it to me because I really don't care.

*spits wine laughing*

Is this true?

And be a vegan.

Just cook it and it becomes a small bag of spinach. A dime bag, perhaps

Or we can just let people show off hobbies and activities that they enjoy?