My friend group finds gender reveals incredibly tacky and weird thank GOD lmao. I’m always happy to congratulate someone if they tell me they’re having a girl or a boy, but I don’t want to have a party to celebrate their genitals.

Note to self: must buy Grinch footie pajamas.

this should be higher

I like that kid.

I’m 5’9” and a half, and the amount of men the exact same height as me (or shorter) that claim to be 6 feet tall…..😂 like guys it’s not the number 6 we’re attracted to, it’s YOU, we can always tell when you’re lying. Nothing wrong with a short king anyways ❤️ one of my best dates was with a guy who was 5’5” and charming as hell.

Granny has her priorities straight

This is true.

Hard to argue with that!

We need more Cody's in the world.

When you're in the drive-through behind someone who appears to be negotiating a mortgage.

Got it. Cover the d***s with pizza when packing.

This made me snort laugh.

One good thing about being 50 or older is that your friends don't all move every summer.

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Ugh. Im dreading this very sentiment for tomorrow.

Actually a very good idea. And let me tell you 🎶🎶🎶🎶

He sounds like a keeper.

You have left over bacon?

Oof. So real. Sometimes when I’m enjoying myself I like to take a sec to really enjoy the moment and think “someday I’ll be remembering myself right here and trying to recreate this exact feeling.”

Aw my parents do this with pancakes (they somehow make the most amazing pancakes you’ve ever eaten.) They make extra and freeze them so they can just pop them in the toaster in the morning and have hot crispy pancakes. They get so excited over having pancakes. Adorable creatures.

And/or dopamine.

It's good to have dreams.

At one point, I realised that I may have been too heavily into M&S mint crumbles and waxing lyrically about them when I walked up to a sales assistant in the local Marks and Spencer, and before I could say a word, she said "The new stock hasn't arrived". And three different lots arrived through the post from my online community who I hadn't given my address to.

Tomi Lauren is such a deeply ugly person. She might look nice on the outside but everything inside is ugly, ugly, ugly. Hateful racist.

Lol lol lol lol.

Sorry but it bothers me not to fix it, their*

Childfree*

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Don't forget to bring the hot water bottle to bed with you (October - May in my house)

Because the little guy is absolutely right, when you think about it.

I agree, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

My current rent is $817, and I’m about to move to a place where the rent is $1800-$2200. Going from less than half my paycheque to most of my paycheque just to have a roof over my head. So tired of greedy people and the whole “supply and demand” thing with rent. Supply and demand shouldn’t apply to rent. You shouldn’t be able charge obscene amounts of money every month just because a lot of people in your area are truly struggling to find places to live. It’s not “demand,” it’s people trying to survive.

"Spring rolls are unpredictable" would make a good t-shirt.

No, don't explain it to me because I really don't care.

*spits wine laughing*

OP, have you considered working on 1.5? (No, I'm just joking and OP isn't going to read this anyway.)

Is this true?

And be a vegan.

Or we can just let people show off hobbies and activities that they enjoy?

That would be shocking/eye opening/useful/ hilarious!!

Just cook it and it becomes a small bag of spinach. A dime bag, perhaps

D.C., where you will blend right in.

I want cake. I also want to eat it.

And more than likely won't happen.

Sometimes changing the “story” behind things really helps. Am I a piece of c**p who can’t get out of bed or keep their house clean even though I’m a grown adult? Or am I struggling with my mental health and doing the best I can with what I have? Context is everything and sometimes you gotta give yourself a break.

I vote one of the Trump kids. They can afford it.

Lol. My brother told me he was "talking" to this girl. A few hours later I overhear him on the phone with her telling her "I love you too". I'm like WTF Bro! That's not "talking" to a girl, that's in a committed relationship. He's never been very good at monogamy.

But your kid can't even count on his fingers.

I'm pretty sure my parents drove away with the top down and music blasting when they dropped me off at college for the first time. ;) I was the one crying - they were stoked.