My friend group finds gender reveals incredibly tacky and weird thank GOD lmao. I’m always happy to congratulate someone if they tell me they’re having a girl or a boy, but I don’t want to have a party to celebrate their genitals.

Note to self: must buy Grinch footie pajamas.

I like that kid.

this should be higher

I’m 5’9” and a half, and the amount of men the exact same height as me (or shorter) that claim to be 6 feet tall…..😂 like guys it’s not the number 6 we’re attracted to, it’s YOU, we can always tell when you’re lying. Nothing wrong with a short king anyways ❤️ one of my best dates was with a guy who was 5’5” and charming as hell.

Granny has her priorities straight

Hard to argue with that!

This is true.

We need more Cody's in the world.

When you're in the drive-through behind someone who appears to be negotiating a mortgage.

Got it. Cover the d***s with pizza when packing.

This made me snort laugh.

One good thing about being 50 or older is that your friends don't all move every summer.

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Ugh. Im dreading this very sentiment for tomorrow.

Actually a very good idea. And let me tell you 🎶🎶🎶🎶

He sounds like a keeper.

You have left over bacon?

Aw my parents do this with pancakes (they somehow make the most amazing pancakes you’ve ever eaten.) They make extra and freeze them so they can just pop them in the toaster in the morning and have hot crispy pancakes. They get so excited over having pancakes. Adorable creatures.

And/or dopamine.

Oof. So real. Sometimes when I’m enjoying myself I like to take a sec to really enjoy the moment and think “someday I’ll be remembering myself right here and trying to recreate this exact feeling.”

At one point, I realised that I may have been too heavily into M&S mint crumbles and waxing lyrically about them when I walked up to a sales assistant in the local Marks and Spencer, and before I could say a word, she said "The new stock hasn't arrived". And three different lots arrived through the post from my online community who I hadn't given my address to.

It's good to have dreams.

Lol lol lol lol.

Tomi Lauren is such a deeply ugly person. She might look nice on the outside but everything inside is ugly, ugly, ugly. Hateful racist.

Don't forget to bring the hot water bottle to bed with you (October - May in my house)

Sorry but it bothers me not to fix it, their*

Childfree*

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Because the little guy is absolutely right, when you think about it.

I agree, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

My current rent is $817, and I’m about to move to a place where the rent is $1800-$2200. Going from less than half my paycheque to most of my paycheque just to have a roof over my head. So tired of greedy people and the whole “supply and demand” thing with rent. Supply and demand shouldn’t apply to rent. You shouldn’t be able charge obscene amounts of money every month just because a lot of people in your area are truly struggling to find places to live. It’s not “demand,” it’s people trying to survive.

"Spring rolls are unpredictable" would make a good t-shirt.

No, don't explain it to me because I really don't care.

*spits wine laughing*

Is this true?

OP, have you considered working on 1.5? (No, I'm just joking and OP isn't going to read this anyway.)

That would be shocking/eye opening/useful/ hilarious!!

And be a vegan.

Or we can just let people show off hobbies and activities that they enjoy?

No man has ever seen a woman with 15cm long purple nails and thought, "She's so gorgeous and has such good taste" so maybe let's stop doing that

Yeah, because everything that every man does is an attempt to nail YOU specifically.

Ok as a remote small town girl in an area with lots of fishermen, I like seeing a guy with a fish because it means he has hobbies and might bring me a tasty fish.

My Dad caught two salmon yesterday, total of just under 50 pounds!!! He was proud but exhausted

A picture like that just tells me that he is not going to be home on weekends.

I have never known a photo of a man holding up a fish he has caught to be classified as a "pulling-power photo" not even remotely in the slightest. Let him be!

No man has actually seen a woman's long polished nails and thought "it looks fantastic and practical, she seems really intelligent and sexy, I would like to have kids with her" so maybe let's stop doing that.

a cheating lady would appreciate the long time you take out.

That might be a bit incorrect. I'm sure I'm not the only one that would be thinking what a turn on it can be when a man is able to provide food without going to a restaurant or drive-thru. Of course, I'd rather see him washing dishes or pushing a vacuum cleaner!

...or maybe he does it because there are other things of interest and importance in this world than women and sex. Why do you assume YOU are the target audience for that kind of pictures? His friends are probably thinking: "Hell yeah, cool!"

IDK, my hubby looking pretty sexy with that hat on backwards and big smile cause he just caught a nice one. Apparently, we are not the same. I am ok with that.....

There's a comedian with a long bit about this. I forget his name, so comment if you know please! But it's basically that guys aren't taking photos of their friends like girls do. You hate the selfie, you hate the fish photo, you hate any photo of him with a female (work/family/sports/etc.). What do you want from this man!?

But she might think "he likes to fish! I like to fish too! maybe we can fish together".